25. You talk and type at the same time to someone in the same room with you.

 24. You have male and female characters just to see how others treat each one.

 23. Your roommate wakes up at 5 in the morning and tells you to shut down the @#$%^ computer.

 22. Your roommate wakes up at 6 in the morning and forcibly shuts down the computer for you.

 21. You know the names of 14 different characters with 16 different passwords on 6 different MUDs, but cannot remember your own social security number.

 20. You start every conversation with "tell".

 19. You no longer use adverbs, adjectives, and articles.

 18. You don't know why people give you weird looks when you say that you licked someone of the same sex in the mud last night.

 17. While in class, you wish you had a "guild off" option.

 16. While taking walks, you have an unexplainable urge to pulverize and kill kittens, puppies, and butterflies.

 15. Newbie is a MAJOR insult.

 14. Anytime someone asks you if you want to dance, you immediately say "Disco Duck".

 13. Your whole goal is to become extremely good/bad.

 12. While at work you have a sudden urge to check your score.

 11. You have 3 papers due and 2 tests to study for tommorrow, and your first thought is who's on-line?

 10. Your goal in life is to gain as much experience as possible.

 9. You constantly yell for someone to bird you.

 8. When someone compliments you, you automatically want to lick them like a puppy.

 7. You always want to know how much it will cost to advance yourself.

 6. Typo, what's a typo?

 5. For the life of you, you do not understand why people keep calling wet dirt "mud".

 4. You find someone in the real world you that you like and you wish that you had a "throw" command. (try it if you don't know what it means)

 3. More drunk players go to the warhorse than to Bastion the Pimp. (think about it)

 2. You find that you are able to kill 4 Lirath Soldiers, rework your alias list, have conversations with 3 separate people, check your e-mail, work on your webpage, do your laundry, and do your homework at the same time, yet you cannot listen and take notes at the same time in class.

 And Last, But Not Least.....

 1. You meet someone you like on the MUD and your first thought is to finger them.