| Favorite Quotes from my Wonderful Friends! |
| "I love watching guys' faces when you tell them you have a son. Like this guy the other night, he's like, 'I can't wait to see Freddy Vs Jason.' And I was like, 'Yeah my son wants to see that.' 'Yeah.. wait, what?!?!?!?! Your son? You have a son?! Oh that's cool, I love kids.' Yeah right, you don't love kids!" -Kim |
| "If you go stumbling out of here after dinner, then I'm having that tomorrow night!" -"Cousin Tom" |
| Me: Did you ever think someone named Howie could be so hot? Dana: Not at all. |
| "I'm in the gameroom with a black man. Don't worry mom, he's little." -Anthony |
| Chris: But I'll love him even if he smuggles the baloney pony. |
| Chris: Nick and Jon do make a cute couple. |
| Dana: I did NOT chase Chris. John: You didn't need to, he never ran away. |
| Me: He said that I don't even have a chance with him now. Mike: Well I don't know, he is a "model." |
| Garett (from Frat House 5): At first the officer simply asked me to approach the car. When he knew I had the can in my hand he asked me what I was carrying. Rather then lie, I said simply, "A beer can, officer." He then asked what was in it. I said, "I think beer, officer." He asked why I had it. I responded, "I found it on the sidewalk and was going to recycle it." He quickly got out of his car, hand on his gun, and with an extremely angry attitude says, "Son, do I have the word stupid written on my head?" I retort, "I'm confused, officer. I don't understand wat you mean." |
| Alex: I am gonna be wicked yummy. |
| Jen: I defend you like you're the last piece of pumpkin pie... and you know I loooovvve pumpkin pie! |
| Jen: If I was a lesbian, and I had to pick between you and Shirley... I'd pick you... 'cause you'd buy me presents and treat me nice. (Aww thanks Jen! I guess... lol) |
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| "Those pins must be boy pins.. they won't go down!" -Jen |
| Ina: CDs come out on Tuesdays? Me: Yeah, just like movies come out on Fridays. Ina: Wait what? Movies come out on Fridays??? |
| Jess: When I'm drunk, I call everyone "baby." Dana: When I'm drunk, I call everyone "Hey, wanna go upstairs?" |
| "Justin Timberlake was so snmart to leave 'NSYNC and join the Black Eyed Peas." -Kim |
| Me: Was he gay? Sunny: No, he was Indian. |