Ginny McKay vs. Tanya w/Diamond Dean Dribble & Sadistic Sally Roche, July 18, 1999 The Madison Square Garden crowd is buzzing as the ringboys finish filling the mud pit for what is understandably the most anticipated fight of the evening. Twenty year old Tanya is a hometown favourite, but there's a lot of support for Ginny McKay not only because she's still a very attractive woman but also because most fans have followed her career for years and they like and respect her. Still, there aren't many who think the old woman can stand up to the tough young Cuban fighter in Tanya's own specialty, the mud. SALLY: Miss Evonne Carmikel is telling everybody Ginny did a bunch of mud wrestling in the Far East and in Germany before she joined the IFWF. Tanya's the favourite in the betting but there's been some late money bet on McKay - probably as a result of the rising odds more than a realistic expectation of her victory. I have to say that Ginny is looking really great. I look for her to really take it to Tanya in this match Dean. You sure you're not just saying that because McKay's joined the Syndicate? I remember not too long ago you were calling her a cheap whore, a slut and washed up. Now all of a sudden you think she's the second coming. You're a bit transparent my dear. SALLY: (checking her cleavage) What? Where? No, everything's covered Dean, you must be hallucinating. Having another drug flashback, no doubt. We're just about ready for the introductions. I see the ring announcer climbing carefully onto the ring apron, not wanting to slip and take a header into the mud pit that's been hastily erected inside the ring ropes. The pit walls are about a foot high and they've used hoses to pump about 6-8" of fairly thick mud into the pit. The women will definitely have trouble standing up in it, but the good news for the censors is it will quickly cover their nude bodies although making it much more difficult to get and keep holds. ANNOUNCER: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the next bout will be a NUDE mudmatch. Sooooooooooo, let's get reaaady to raaaaaassssssssle! Introducing first from The Bronx, NY, standing 5'8" and weighing in at a firm and curvaceous 124 pounds, your hometown heroine, the Cuban Firecracker ... TANYA!!" The lights go out as Tanya's name lights up in a pyrotechnic display. The "Sting" theme starts to play, then the music switches to "It's Ladies Night" by Lil Kim as a pink 'Lexus Jeep Limo' pulls out of the tunnel. As the house lights go on again we can see Tanya sitting on top of the limo and she's completely naked! What a magnificent sight! The crowd's screaming and going wild as she twists and turns, waving to all her hometown fans. The limo stops at ringside and Tanya stands up, turning slowly so everyone can get a good look at her tight young body. She walks down the windshield and across the hood, then steps onto the ring apron to loud cheers. Chicita and Maid Amanda open the back doors and climb out on opposite sides of the car, then walk to ringside and position themselves to protect their wrestler. ANNOUNCER: "And her opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina but a citizen of the world, 5'9" and 140 pounds, the sinsational mother-of-the-year, Ginnnnnnnnny McKaaaaaaaaaaay!" "Pretty Woman" plays as the busty redhead slithers out from behind the curtain. She's accompanied by Miss Evonne Carmikel, the head of The Syndicate who waves and smiles at her fans. Also with her are Nikki Foxx and daughter Sunny. Ginny's wearing a silk robe that comes to mid-thigh and she's barefoot. She's walking slowly, acknowledging a few of the fans who call out her name or wave signs of support. Since she joined the Syndicate and went on that fitness binge, she's also gotten more serious about her fights it seems. Ginny walks slowly, seductively to the ring. She's really playing to the crowd. As she climbs the steps, her short robe opens to reveal glimpses of her bronzed and muscular thighs. Once she's on the apron she begins to dance, untying her sash and teasing the audience by opening and closing her robe as she undulates around the ring apron. She pulls the robe down over her shoulder, almost - but not quite - baring her breasts. The crowd is really into it, screaming, "Take it off!" and "Show us the puppies!" as she smiles coquettishly, teasing and torturing the crowd with a professional quality striptease. Finally, she stops and stands with her feet shoulder width apart and slooooowly opens the robe, lets it slip over over her shoulders down her arms and drop at her feet. The crowd is going crazzzzy! As she turns and waves to the fans, her full, firm breasts jiggle sexily and her butt cheeks dance provocatively. She's putting on quite a show! SALLY: Yeah, and look in the other corner, Dean. Tanya's doing a slow burn at being upstaged like this. The referee calls the women together and for the first time Ginny steps into the mud pit. You can see her expression and she does NOT enjoy the sensation. Tanya's got a big, confident grin on her puss. After a quick discussion of the rules the women shake hands and return to their corners. At least there's none of the animosity you see in some of the other bouts. Here's the bell and they come out, Tanya immediately dropping to her knees for better balance and to gain traction in the deep, slippery muck. Ginny strikes first as Tanya starts to go to her knees She dives at her and grabs her around the head and shoulders, knocking the Cuban over backward and landing on top of her. Ginny straddles Tanya and uses a double handful of hair to force the struggling Cuban girl's head down below the mud, but Tanya grabs Ginny's bare breasts and digs her fingers in, rolling the big redhead off her and thwarting the attack. They roll around in the mud, both naked bodies covered with mud that can't hide the beauty of these sleek bodies. Tanya's up on her knees and captures Ginny's left arm, slipping behind her and putting her in a half nelson. She's using a handful of hair behind Ginny's head ... SALLY: And out of the referee's sight. Looks like Tanya's gonna be cheating right from the start in this match. Tanya keeps the pressure on the big redhead as she controls her with the half-nelson. Tanya reaches around and once more goes to work on those big bare breasts, rubbing, pinching and squeezing them. Ginny arches her back, her huge bare breasts bouncing as she writhes uncomfortably and paws at Tanya's hand to pull it away, but she can't get a grip with her slippery fingers. She yells to the referee about her hair and after looking a couple of times he finally makes Tanya release the hold. Tanya shoves Ginny face down in the mud before she backs off laughing. The redhead gets up spitting out mud and sputtering, but then Tanya jumps on her back while she's on her hands and knees. Ginny collapses on her belly, splattering mud on some of the ringside spectators who thoughtfully brought plastic ponchos (ala Gallagher) to protect themselves. Tanya wraps her thighs around Ginny's left leg as she gets her arms around Ginny's neck and hauls back, lifting the old redhead's torso up as she bends her back sharply in a kinda camel clutch. Ginny moans as Tanya pulls back on her head. Ginny's massive breasts hang below her chest, thick mud dripping from the hard nipples. Her body shakes as she struggles against Tanya's power. Her feet are kicking in the mud, making little "splat-splat" noises as they flail ineffectively. Ginny can only hold herself up with her hands since she's unable to use her legs to escape. Tanya's grinning as she rocks back and forth, twisting Ginny's firm body like a pretzel and making her groan with each tug. SALLY: Evonne's screaming to Ginny, "Get up and fight back." Seems like Evonne's been doing a lot of that lately. Ginny's trying to crawl to the ropes, but Tanya's not making it easy for the old woman, twisting and jerking on her at every move. Whoops, Tanya's hands slipped off and Ginny made a lunge to the edge of the pit, getting her hand on the bottom rope. Tanya backs away as the referee orders her to let go. Ginny gets up, gasping for air as she looks down at Sunny and Evonne sitting at ringside and encouraging her. SALLY: I hope our camera person got a good shot of that. She looks like Godzilla crawling out of the swamp when she got up that time. She sure won't need a facial after the mud treatment Tanya's giving her tonight. You're being pretty hard on Ginny seeing's how she's one of your Syndicate chums Sally. She's on her feet now, circling Tanya who's on her knees, turning to face Ginny as she circles around. Suddenly, Ginny rushes Tanya and leaps at her, but in her rush her feet slip in the mud and just sprawls on top of Tanya with an arm around her shoulders and the other behind her back. Tanya got her hands up in front of her and as they go down in the muck, she's got a hold of Ginny's big breasts. Ginny's shoving Tanya down in the mud and Tanya's working on Ginny's body with both hands. You can see from the way the big redhead is squirming around in the mud, she's not enjoying the sensations she's feeling. Tanya rolls Ginny over onto her back! Ginny's going for a bearhug but Tanya's caught Ginny's legs in a grapevine. Tanya's got surprisingly strong legs, she's really got the redhead spread wide. Now Tanya's bouncing up and down on Ginny, bumping and grinding her hip-to-hip as she uses her hands on Ginny's boobs. Ginny's expression is priceless!! SALLY: Well, that's a surprise! Tanya's trying to get Ginny all worked up. I thought that was Evonne's job! You never know what to expect with Tanya, she's always unpredictable while Ginny, on the other hand, is (unfortunately) utterly predictable. I can read her like one of those trashy beach novels. Stop shaking your head Sally, we know how much you love this stuff. Who're you trying to kid? Anyway, Tanya's working Ginny pretty hard now. The referee's twice started to count for a pin but whenever he checks Ginny's shoulders, she lifts one to stop it. Tanya's got a big grin and we just heard her telling Ginny she's too old for this! SALLY: She's not too old, she's just not concentrating on the fight. Tanya's got her distracted with her fouls. The referee really should put a stop to that nonsense. This is supposed to be wrestling, not a sex show. But then, with Ginny it's always about sex, isn't it Dean? No wonder you have high blood pressure. Well, Evonne's at ringside shouting at the ref., telling him the same thing. Maybe that's where you got the idea Sally. And it looks like it's working, he's telling Tanya to get off her - probably as much because the crowd is geetting restless with the lack of action as anything else. Tanya's not too happy but she's off of Ginny who rolls over and crawls to the side of the ring, her body dripping with wet mud. She uses the ropes to pull herself up, not looking too good at this point in the match. Her legs are trembling and her face is flushed. Tanya looks fresh as a daisy by comparison. SALLY: I hate to ever agree with you Dean, but you're right. Although Ginny's a wily old veteran, so don't sell her short. She's been in tough spots before and pulled it out - she can again. While Ginny's on the ropes, Tanya sloshes over to her and slams her fist deep into Ginny's belly. The redhead doubles over! It's Tanya with a neckbreaker! Ginny's down and she looks hurt!! SALLY: (come on girl, get up) Tanya drags Ginny up and clamps a hand between Ginny's thighs to lift her up for a . . . body slam!!! Wow! That splattered mud all over the first several rows. Even Evonne got mud on her expensive suit. She's really pissed about it too. She's slamming her hand on the ring apron and screaming at Ginny! SALLY: Ginny better hurry up and find a way to win this, Evonne doesn't like her girls losing matches. It makes the Syndicate look bad and there's no surer way to end up in her dog house than do that. Well, for whatever passes for a dog house in the basement of Carmikel, Inc. Hmmmmm. That's something new to me Sally. But I guess the message is getting through to McKay despite the mud in her ears. As Tanya pulls Ginny up by the hair, she slams Tanya in the stomach and stops her in her tracks. There's another fist to the stomach and Tanya's staggering! The referee steps in and warns Ginny about hitting with a closed fist - something you don't see every day in the IFWF!! Tanya takes advantage of the break to catch her breath and move away. Ginny's slogging after her, but the mud is slowing her more than Tanya who's moving better than Ginny. She's able to stay away until she's ready. They lock up finally and Ginny pushes Tanya back to the ropes, then hip throws her down in the mud. Once again, mud splatters everyone at ringside and a big glob of goop smacks Evonne right in the kisser as she stands there cheering for her girl. I love it!! SALLY: Shut up Dean! Jeez, here this beautiful, graceful woman is "being there" for her and Ginny repays her by splashing her with mud. I wonder sometimes if that broad is really Syndicate or if she's just using poor Evonne for her own purposes. Ha! Now that *would* be news! I don't remember anyone using Evonne for anything before. I think maybe you been breathing too many mud fumes Sally, you're hallucinating. It looked like Ginny has taken command of the match finally, but all of a sudden they're back to back. Ginny's trying for an over the shoulder backbreaker it looks like. Tanya has her hands back over her head holding Ginny's hair. Both women are trying to stay on their feet and secure their grip on the other. This is getting scary. The referee is watching them closely - in case of a choke or a dangerous hold he'll make them break. SALLY: Ginny's ready to put this Cuban bitch away and it's about time. She's carried her long enough. You may be right, it looks like she's got her . . . OH MY GOD!!! Tanya just dropped on her butt and snapped Ginny's chin down on her shoulder. I think Ginny's out cold! Tanya rolls over and stands up, straddling Ginny's waist. She's leering at Evonne and as she bends over, Tanya slaps her bare bottom. SALLY: Damn! That was a wicked move. Did Tanya just say, 'Say good night to your little friend, Evonne'? Yep, that's what I heard too. She's slowly sitting down on Ginny's face, her hands on Ginny's breasts. Ginny's awake, I can see her mouth moving, probably begging Tanya not to do it, but she's laughing as she settles down. She's fondling Ginny's breasts, pinching and squeezing as she laughs and wiggles her butt on Ginny's face. SALLY: Kick out Ginny! Come on, you can do it. So much for any pretense of impartiality Sally! Ginny's legs are kicking and flailing, but there's no way she's getting out from under Tanya's bottom like that. She tried a couple of times to get her legs up and trap Tanya's head, but the Cuban easily pushed them away and went right back to fondling Ginny's big breasts. From the looks of things, Ginny's getting aroused in spite (or maybe because of) the spot she finds herself in. This won't take long, between the mud and Tanya's sweet cheeks. Wait, what's happening down there at ringside. Someone's coming out of the audience with Sunny McKay. SALLY: It looks like Tanya!! But that's impossible, she's in the ring. Put a mike in that direction see what's she saying? EVONNE: Hey Tanya! Look what I found, your long-lost twin sister from Cuba. Say hello!! SISTER: Hola! Mi hermana. Tanya!! Como esta? Tanya looks up and you can tell from her face she's stunned! I swear, it must be like she's looking in a mirror. This girl looks exactly like Tanya, right down to the hairdo. Tanya can't believe her eyes! She's just staring at this lovely Hispanic beauty standing with Evonne, Sunny and Nikki Foxx. Suddenly, Ginny's legs come up to catch Tanya's head between them and Ginny pulls Tanya over and off of her. Tanya goes face down in the mud with Ginny's big legs locked around her neck. Ginny's sitting up and gasping for air, but she's got her ankles locked and she's really putting on the pressure now. Tanya's trying to kick out, but Ginny is holding one of her legs, making her efforts pretty much ineffective. Tanya's in big trouble and it's all because of Evonne and this mystery woman she (obviously) hired to impersonate Tanya's missing sister. SALLY: I didn't know Tanya had a missing sister, or even a twin sister. I was surprised she fell for that old trick. Tanya's struggles are weakening, Ginny's got that leg scissors tight on her head and she's not letting her escape. Tanya's face is under the mud and even without Ginny's powerful legs around her, she wouldn't be able to breathe. It looks like all struggling has stopped and the referee is quickly checking on Tanya, raising her arm and letting it fall limp into the mud. There's no resistance at all, he's calling for the bell. This match is all over. The winner, thanks to that little maneuver by Evonne Carmikel, Ginny McKay. SALLY: Yes, you really have to hand it to Evonne Carmikel - the smartest woman in wrestling - she pulled a rabbit out of her hat again. Tanya was absolutely stunned at the unexpected appearance of her 'doppelganger'. I can't wait to find out where Evonne found that girl and how long she's had her hidden away just waiting for the chance to spring this on Tanya. Well, whoever that was, Sunny and Nikki are hustling her out of the arena in the confusion following the end of the match. Ginny's climbing down and, ha ha ha ha, she just grabbed Evonne and gave her a big hug. The whole front of Evonne's suit is covered with mud. She looked a bit upset at first, but now she hugs Ginny back and spanks her on the bottom, leaving a big white handprint on her cheek. Chicita and Maid Amanda are helping Tanya up, she looks a bit disoriented at the moment, but she's looking around wondering where her "twin sister" disappeared to. Ginny and Evonne head for the locker room as Tanya grabs a microphone. "Maria? Donde esta hermana?" What a plaintive sound. That's a typically cruel trick by Evonne to find Tanya's long lost twin (if that's who it really was) and then snatch her away before Tanya can even talk to her. I'm pretty sure we haven't heard the last of this. But that's all for now, back to the studio for some words from our sponsor. 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