“You’re drunk.”

“Perhaps, but you’re not nearly drunk enough, so I must not be too drunk because if I was too drunk, I’d’ve passed out or blacked out already and I’d be too drunk not to know that you weren’t drunk enough.”

“What?”

“Huh?”

“I have no idea what you just said.”

“What were we talking about?”

“I don’t remember.”

“Let’s drink more!”

“I don’t know if that’s a good idea, Gaku.”

“Fuck good ideas, I’m all out of them anyway. Bartender! Another round for the table! And while you’re at it, do the same for the one next to us to, since they’ve been dealing with us all night.”