Duo laughed as Wufei stormed out of the room towards the kitchen. “I love this house.”

“Why?” Quatre asked.

“It's just…everyone's all, ‘I hate you! You fucker! You fucking suck!…I'm making dinner.’”

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Wufei shook his chopsticks in Duo’s general direction. “Don't do it again.”

“But, but--” the other stammered.

“Do it again, no jiaozi.”

Duo looked positively crushed. “But I love the little jiaozi...”