“You guys are lucky,” Duo said, shaking a wayward French fry at his compatriots. “You could say whatever the fuck you wanted in this school and no one here would have any idea what you said.”

“So for example, if I wanted to rob the bank down the street, I'd just have to say it in Chinese and no one would understand.”

“Right.” The braided youth bit viciously into the fry.

“Except Duo of course,” Quatre reasoned, and Duo shrugged.

“Who would then proceed, in English, to say, ‘You're going to rob the bank? Awesome,’” Heero said. His voice was even but Duo picked up on the jab.

“Hey, just because I don't know how to respond to the statement of bank-robbing in Chinese...”

“Yes you do,” Wufei countered.

“Yeah sorta,” Duo consented. “Tai bang le! Jiayou! I'm behind ya all the way.”