Gackt walked into the room and glanced at the other man who sat at the table watching the TV from across the room. Sighing, he stated profoundly, "I told you to eat Cha."

“I AM eating.”

“Microwave popcorn does NOT count as a meal, Cha.”

There was an indignant squeak from the other man as he pointed vehemently to a bottle of juice. Gackt decided to rephrase his statement. “Microwave popcorn and fruit-flavored sugar water does NOT count as a meal, Cha.”