“You won’t eat meat, you won’t eat eggs as they are, but you’ll eat food with eggs in them.”

“Yep.”

“Wait, where’s the logic there?”

“Yeah, I thought vegetarians said you weren’t supposed to eat eggs.”

“Well, the way I see it, no one uses fertilized eggs for cooking ‘cause that’s just gross. So you’re technically not killing a baby chicken.”

“God save the baby chickens.”

“They’re so cute and fuzzy.”

“Shut up.”