Author: Vix
E_Mail: Vix_Chic@hotmail.com
Distribution: ask or thou shall feel the wrath of… NICOLE!
Disclaimers: I own Mark, Matt, Nicole, Jim, John, Gavin, Vanessa, Veronica, Jayd, and Safyre… OK that’s enough of an ego trip for now- I own everyone except for the originals which are property of UPN, WB, and Melinda Mentz(sp).
Author’s note: I went insane--- and this happened.
Rating: PG-13
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“Mom they’re here!” Nicole yelled as she jumped out of the lounge chair and ran to the front door eager to greet her Aunt Laurie, Uncle Gavin and her cousins.
“Hey!” Maria yelled as she raced out the door right behind her daughter.
As the girls bombarded each other with hugs Michael, Matt, and Mark slowly crept out of the house and stood on the porch watching as one poor tan man was stuck in the whirlwind of female huggers.
“Gavin are you OK?” Michael called out good-naturedly.
“Save me!” He yelled back smirking at him as he received several glares from the women around him.
Suddenly four teens piled out of the explore glad to stretch their legs and put their headphones on pause.
Jim and John were two handsome boys with dirty blonde hair, chocolate brown eyes, and extremely creamy tans inherited from a mix of their mother’s skin and their father’s obvious Latino background. They wore baggy Jncos and each had a different Metalica shirt on. They smiled at Nicole as she raced toward them her own Metalica shirt on.
“There’s our little Metalicaete.” Jim said grabbing her around the waist making his arm flexing his defined muscles.
“Pass her over!” John said that as his brother one handily passed his favorite cousin to his twin.
“Iyc! Fyre!” Mark said as he and Matt rounded on their twin cousin’s.
Safyre and Jayd were beautiful. They had identical feature and wavy black hair. The only way to tell one from the other was their eyes. Safyre, true to her name, had beautiful dark blue stones as eyes, and Jayd, had eyes that were an inciting green color.
“MARKY! MATTIE!” The girls yelled in unison grabbing the boys close.
“You going to hug me or what?” Laurie asked Michael as she walked up the porch stairs.
Michael obliged quickly as he wrapped his arms protectively around one of his almost sisters.
“Been a while!” Michael said as he let her down and shook her husband’s hand.
*
“You won’t believe what Matt and Mark did to their home room teacher.” Michael began proudly as he talked to Gavin about his sons’ latest mischief.
“Have you met Jim and John? Trust me- I’ll believe.” Gavin said laughing.
“You kids going to go pick up dinner?” Maria asked from the kitchen.
“Yeah- we’re going!” Matt said standing up and yanking at Safyre. Mark followed suit as he grabbed Jayd’s hand and drug her off to the old and worn Jetta.
“The Crash hasn’t changed much since our last visit.” Jayd said sliding her green tinted sunglasses on to match her halter-top as she exited the car.
“We got new waitresses.” Mark said as an idea popped into his head.
‘Matt!’ Mark yelled excitedly to his brother’s brain.
‘I’m not deaf!’ Matt yelled back slightly off focus.
‘Wanna make the kitties show their claws?’ Mark asked an evil grin appearing on his face.
“Girls.” Mark said turning so they couldn’t enter the restaurant.
“Yeah?” They asked together.
“Want to help a cousin in need?” Matt asked with puppy dog eyes.
Safyre and Jayd looked at each other… worriedly.
*
“So you never got to write us about how your mural turned out.” John said tucking his headphones behind his ears.
“Want to go take a look?” Nicole asked as she flipped through different designs of John’s.
“Let’s go!” Jim cried jumping off the bed leaving several of Nicole’s oils on the cover.
“Over zealous?” Nicole asked not moving towards the door.
“Not at all!” Jim said as he walked back inside, grabbed Nicole and flung her over his shoulders before exiting - his laughing twin in their wake.
As they bound downstairs their parents began to chuckle at their off springs.
“She’ll take us to the mural or we will throw her in the volcano!” Jim announced as he picked the keys up off the table and went to the car unceremoniously dumping her in the passenger seat.
“Save me.” John pleaded with his parents as he tailed his kin.
“You’re letting him drive?” Nicole asked as John slid in the back seat.
“Scared?” Jim asked cocking an eyebrow.
“Very!” Nicole said quickly bolting herself in with the seat belt.
“Relax.” Jim tried to assure her as he turned the car on and went forwards towards the house.
“Opps.” Jim said in way of apology as he eyed two extremely pale faces.
*
“What do you want?” Veronica asked as she eyes the twin in front of her.
“Napkins. Seems you two didn’t lick up all your milk at our booth.” Mark retorted not bothering to even scowl. Instead he looked… preoccupied.
“Here.” Veronica said throwing a towel at his head.
“Thanks.” He threw over his shoulder as he walked towards a booth with three other people.
“They’re gonna kill us.” Matt said shaking his head with a smile as he casually threw his arm around Safyre’s shoulder.
“What a way to die.” Mark commented his grin widening.
“What a cliché.” Jayd said as she leaned into Mark’s arms.
“Yeah, yeah.” Mark mumbled.
“Can I have my towel back?” Veronica asked as she walked over to the booth her eyes wide.
“Here you go.” Jayd said handing her the rag showing off her perfectly manicured jade green nails.
“Thanks.” Veronica said snatching it and walking back into the back, but not before giving Mark a death stare.
“Sure this was a good idea?” Matt asked slightly nervous.
“We’ll be fine.” Mark assured him although he wasn’t quite as assured as before.
“Can I take your orders?” Veronica asked as she walked up to them keeping her eyes trained on the notepad in front of her.
“Do you want me to order for you baby?” Mark asked smiling at his cousin like they were a couple.
“You know what I like Marky.” Jayd replied tucking her head into the crook of his neck.
“We’ll have some MIB pie- to share. One coke and one Cherry Lime Liquid.” Mark said smiling at the waitress tauntingly.
“And for you?” Vanessa said walking up behind her sister shocked to see the twins with dates.
“Same, only make the MIB a twister.” Matt said forcing himself to ignore Vanessa’s look of discomfort.
“Right a way.” Vanessa and Veronica coursed before walking to the back.
“They’re twins!” Veronica exclaimed with a huff.
“They’re gorgeous!” Vanessa whined as she placed her hands on her hips.
“They’re toast.” Veronica replied an evil twinkle in her eyes.
*
“You did all this?” John asked whirling around to look the room over for the hundredth time.
Nicole smiled as she shook her head no.
“This is beautiful!” Jim said as he picked Nicole up and spun her around not setting her down even though she continuously squealed in his ears.
Randy’s fists tightened by his sides as he watched a boy hold Nicole to himself despite her attempts to be set free.
Suddenly a boy identical to the first took her and held her even higher.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Randy asked shoving through the doors and quickly walking to the man who held his girlfriend captive.
“Who do you think you are?” John asked as he and his brother set Nicole down and stood protectively in front of her. They were at lest three inches taller than their opponent.
“Her boyfriend.” Randy said walking even closer bowing up as he did so.
“You going to come through us to get her?” John asked looking threateningly down at Randy.
“Damn right I will.” Randy said not intimidated at all.
“Welcome to the family.” Jim said as he smiled along with John.
Randy looked confused as they parted and Nicole jumped on him kissing him passionately.
“EW!” The twins coursed.
“I’m confused.” Randy said when Nicole finally let him breathe.
“Jim and John, meet Randy Jackson, or as you know him- Golden Toy. Randy meet my cousins Jim and John.”
“GOLDEN TOY?” Jim and John asked their eyes wide.
“Golden Toy?” John asked again as if it was too hard to believe that two complete enemies could fall head over heels for each other… yeah- too hard to believe.
“Yep.” Nicole said smiling as she kissed him again.
“Nice to meet you.” Randy said as he shook the twins’ hands.
John and Jim shook hands before looking at each other.
“Grub?” John asked.
“Grub.” Jim agreed.
They both looked expectantly at Nicole and her boyfriend.
“Crash.” Nicole said as she turned towards the doors dragging her Golden Toy with her.
“Is all your family like that?” Randy whispered the question into her ear.
“You have no idea.” Nicole repeated; a huge grin on her face.
*
“Oh my God. I am so sorry I didn’t mean to spill it on you I swear!” Vanessa cried out as she tried to help Matt clean his shirt off.
“Don’t worry about it. I think he looks good wet.” Safyre said giggling with Matt.
Vanessa repressed a small growl as she walked back into the kitchen where her sister was no doubt watching.
“Jealous much?” Jayd asked with a real laugh.
“Obviously.” Safyre agreed smiling at the thought of the girls and her cousins together.
The over head bell jingled as Nicole, Randy, John, and Jim entered and set by the door.
“Looks like your brother’s have dates.” Randy commented as he gestured towards the front where they were seated.
“Gross! Those are our cousins. Jayd and Safyre.” Nicole said making a face.
“How many sets of twins do you have in your family?” Randy asked slightly exasperated.
They all laughed excluding him, “Too many.”
“Well why don’t we go say hi?” Randy asked again wanting to meet more of Nicole’s family.
“They don’t want us to.” Nicole said shortly.
“And you know this how?” Randy asked curiously.
Nicole froze… she never had to explain this part to anyone. She could feel their feelings to an extent… how did you explain that to a human who doesn’t know aliens even exist?
“They would have motioned us over.” John said easily.
*
“Our turn.” Veronica said as she tugged at her sister’s sleeve and lead her over to Nicole’s table.
Mark and Matt leaned over the side to watch.
“What can we get you?” Vanessa asked sweetly smiling flirtatiously at John and Jim.
The boys smiled back, “What do you have?”
*
“OH MY GOD!” Mark grumbled underneath his breathe.
“They’re doing this to get back at us.” Matt said rationally as he played with his fork, “We just need to admit that we were trying to make the jealous and get it over with.”
“We’re not doing anything that stupid!” Mark hissed immediately.
“Would you rather them getting together with our cousins?” Matt asked exasperated.
“Hey! Kittens!” Mark barked loudly silencing the entire café.
“That’s nice and barbaric!” Jayd hissed at her cousin.
“If you’d excuse us we’ll be right back.” Veronica said through gritted teeth.
“Can we help you?” Vanessa asked kindly as she could manage.
“Jayd, Safyre, I’d like you to formally meet Vanessa and Veronica Martin. Kitties these are our cousins Jayd and Safyre.” Matt said calmly as he gestured to everyone.
“It’s nice to meet you.” Jayd and Safyre said as they shook the other females’ hands.
“We see you’ve meet Jim and John, our brothers.” Jayd said as she forced Mark out of the booth, “We’re just going to go join them and let you four have a nice long talk.”
“Cousins?” Veronica asked eyeing Mark her eyes wide and lit a blaze.
“We just wanted to see your claws.” Mark said coolly shrugging his shoulders.
Matt instinctively ducked at his brother’s comment; lucky he did because at that moment two hands swooped down and smacked the back of his brother’s head; the other barely missing his.
“I was against it!” Matt said as Vanessa reared her hand back yet again.
“Sure you were.” Vanessa said crossing her arms defiantly.
“Let me take you out to dinner, out of alienville?” Matt asked knowing Vanessa’s easiest weak spot.
“I’ll get back to you.” Vanessa said barely able to contain her smile.
“In the mean time let’s go see what Jim and John need.” Veronica said as she spun around only to be pulled into the booth by Mark, who was now holding her on his lap.
“No.” Mark whispered into her ear making her shiver.
“No?” Veronica asked defiantly.
“No.” Mark said shaking his head laughing- electing a laugh from the others.
“And why not?” Veronica asked not amused… outwardly amused anyway.
“Too many twins!” Mark said glancing at his mobile cousins then back to the beauty in front of him.
“You can say that again.” Randy said as he gazed bewilderedly at the four sets of twins that sat in front of him… wonders would never cease.
The End