| Kevin, The Penguinator |
| Il Pinguinatore, Le Manchoteur, Der Penguinator |
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| Kevin is one of only a handful of surviving Giant Macquarie Island Killer King Penguins (Penguinius Rex Macquariensis Homicidius Giganticus). Kevin roams the world in search of his staple diet of Lids and Lizards (primarily the common Amatores Listus, Amatores Netticus, Amatores 'Due Finalis', Amatores Contactii Multiplus& Amatores Interferencisus Deliberantus species). He is particularly fond of the Italian variety, especially 1 kW or greater). Kevin is usually surfing the Seven Seas in search of electromagnetic reptilian prey (of which there is sadly still an abundance) and has recently been spotted in the Adriatic and Mediterreanean. He occasionally returns to his native Macquarie Island to pay homage to the 'Mother Egg' in the background which is greatly revered by all penguins, as they believe it was 'put there by the Gods who occasionally walk amongst us'. He also has a mean flipper on CW and is one of the Southern Hemispere's best five string banjo players. Kevin is presentlly enjoying an extended sabbatical at the world-renowned Perth Zoological Gardens, where he is a popular Sunday afternoon attraction, often performing 'Duelling Banjos" with Ah-Peck & Ah-Meck, the resident Orang Utans accompanying him on bongos & banana skins. Kevin's VKØLiD List WD4NGB Repeatedly attempting (& failing miserably) to hack into the VKØLD website & being a general prize PITA. IT9KSS Repeatedly attempting to authenticate forged VKØLD eQSL cards for DXCC accreditation purposes & causing regular & deliberate QRM to scheds. Don't feel sorry for these guys; they deserve to be here & it's the nearest they'll ever get to VKØLD or VP8PJ |
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