| PAST QUOTES |
| You have something very special that no one else has. You have the memories, and no one can take those away from you. -Ken Fries on my dad |
| 3-17-02 |
| Top Ten Reasons Not to do Math Homework 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames 2. Issac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it. 4. I have the proof, but there isn't enough room to write it in the margin. 5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged. 6. I have a solar-powered calculator and it's cloudy. 7. I locked the paper in my trunk, but a four dimensional dog got in and ate it. 8. I couldn't figure out whether I am the square of a negative one, or i is the square root of a negative one. 9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk. 10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it. From Steve's website (thank you, Steve) |
| 3-20-02 |
| Georgia: "You ok, Val?" Val: "Yeah, I'm alright.." Georgia: "You sure cuz you look like you've just been through hell." Karen: "Are you ok? You don't look too good." Joslin: "You don't look too well..." Thank you, everyone for your comments. My self-esteem was through the roof today. |
| 3-7-02 |
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| The show will be a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, persensual ravagement, it will be Spectacular, spectacular... -Harold Zidler Moulin Rouge |
| 3-25-02 |
| "I'm giving Erin head..." |
| 3-27-02 |
| "E-Won McGregor is the coolest." -Greg |
| 4-5-02 |
| "I would spend my last day in the sauna with you." -Erin Illiterate? Write today for free information. -San Francisco Ad "A closed mind is a good thing to lose" |
| 4-6-02 |
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| 4-20-02 |
| Be different. Be special. Be unique. Be a banana. |
| 9-21-02 |
| I don't really have a mirror, except for my mirror -Incoherent Emily |
| 9-27-02 |