When the little girl was born, she was a beautiful baby, having very fair and pale skin, almost the color of milk. Soon after her birth, her mother gave her a bottle of formula, which she sucked down the contents of almost instantly. Her parents, from being in the business and all, had quite dirty minds, so they decided to name her Blow White.
Although the world she lived in was far from ideal for a child, she grew up pretty well, considering. She went to school, got good grades, participated in extracurricular activities, and had close friends that knew about her lifestyle, and surprisingly didn't care. Though she probably could've gone onto higher education, she felt most comfortable in the family business. After she turned 18 and graduated fron high school, she started working for her father(not sure if it was biological, but we'll refer to him as her father since he was her mother's boyfriend). Soon after Blow White got her job, her fame spread among the dirty men throughout town. She was gorgeous, and amazingly skilled, as her name implied. She was in high demand, and guys paid lots of money to be her client.
All of this did not sit well with her mother. She had long been the most popular working girl in her boyfriend's apartment, and was extremely jealous that a newcomer had taken her place, even though it was her daughter. She was a vain woman who was becoming resentful of lovely daughter's beauty and status. Blow White's mother started off irritable and rude towards her, and eventually forced her into her own apartment room, rather than sharing hers as they had before. Blow White's feelings were hurt, but she continued on doing her job well.
One night, BW came home after making 10,000 dollars. This threw her mother into a rage, as she had only made $500. After BW had gone to bed (this time, it was sleeping!), her mother went to her father, the pimp, and demanded that he kill BW. Since he was used to things running smoothly in the apartment and didn't like how things were getting out of hand, he took a knife and went into Blow White's room. She was sleeping quietly and peacefully with a smile on her face, making her father shake his head and realize that doing any harm to her was wrong. He woke her up, and she asked, "Daddy? What are you doing here? I thought I had the rest of the night off." He showed her the knife and told her, "Your mother demanded that I come in here to kill you, but I could never do it. There's no way I could hurt you just because of her vanity. Whether you're my daughter or not, I care about you, and I urge you to get of here before she takes your life into her hands." BW was visibly upset, but she was able to pack some things in a bag and walk outside. Her father came out with her and told her that he would help her with anything if he could do so without her mother knowing. "Thank you for everything, Daddy, you always did the best you could for me under the circumstances." Her father said goodbye and went inside, and BW sat down on the apartment's steps and thought about how she had grown up in that place. She would miss it, but she would have to leave before anything happened to her. Maybe she would get a regular job and start off a new life in her own place.
Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard her mother and father fighting through an open window, and her mother yelling about how she was going outside to find her. Her father was trying to stop her, but BW could hear her mother running down the apartment's inside steps. She ran down the street and through a few alleyways, desperate to save her life. She could hear her mother running up and down a few streets away, screaming and firing her gun (she never had been very sane). Blow White was near another apartment building with small steps and a small door. She figured that since it was night, she could hide out in there until the morning. If anyone saw her and asked, she could say she was visiting a friend.
BW went up the small steps and ducked through the small door. She was relieved to have found a hiding place. Although she had to hold her head low because the ceiling was only a few inches above her head (she hoped people didn't have to pay much rent for such a tiny place), she was safe. She sat down by a wall, laid back with her bag on her lap, closed her eyes, and went to sleep. In the morning, she was awakened by a voice saying, "Hey, what are you doin' here?!" Her eyes opened, and she saw a little man standing in front of her. "I-I'm sorry," she stuttered, "I was being chased, and I had to hide out in here, and..." she sobbingly trailed off. The little man felt sympathetic, and he asked her what her name was. "I'm Blow White, my father is a pimp, and my mother tried to kill me since I was a more popular "working girl", and I don't know what I'm going to do," she whimpered as tears rolled down her face. "Well, I've got to help you. In fact, my friends and I make up 7 dwarves who built this apartment especially for small people. We're the landlords, and many other little people live here. There are a few vacant rooms here, and you can live in one, if you don't mind staying in a small space," the dwarf told her. "That's so great of you," she smiled, but then frowned, "But I've never had what you call a regular job, I only made money in my family's business. Now that it seems I'm out of it, I can't really afford to pay rent." The dwarf chuckled, and said, "You can kind of keep your job here, that will be your rent, if you know what I mean," he grinned. BW was overjoyed (hey, her skills were her skills), and she got shown to and set up in her little but safe room.
Later that day, she was introduced to the seven dwarves that landlorded and collected rent from the tenants. They really liked the idea of a beautiful girl like Blow White being around and giving them her services. Over the next few weeks, she really had fun and enjoyed her new life. She didn't have to worry about her mother getting after her, and she occasionally called her father when she wasn't home. BW got to be great friends with the dwarves, who loved her services. Grumpy wasn't ever quite satisfied, but that was no big deal, since Happy was, well, visibly happy when she was around! It took her a few nights with Bashful to get down to business, and Sleepy was never particularly energetic. Appropriately named Dopey always told her, "Whoooaaaaaaa, duuuuuuude, you look far out in that trippy tie-dye, babe!" Sneezy always had her play the nurse, and Doc always made her play the patient. After a while, she started going out of the house with them to parties and clubs. They all got along great, and she was treated like a queen.
All was fabulous until one night. Blow White and the seven dwarves were out on the town having a good time, and her mother, who was really in a bad mood after coming home from her job only having made $10, saw them all together. Even after BW had left her old apartment, her mother's job did not get any better, since the guys still wanted BW back. Seeing her daughter made her come up with a plan once and for all to get rid of her.
The next day, her mother went to a salon, cut her hair cut and dyed, bought some new clothes, and donned a hat and pair of sunglasses. She poured some poison onto lingerie, put it in a bag, and headed off to Blow White's apartment. Once inside, she asked a dwarf (not one of the seven, they were all at work) where BW's room was, and he told her the room number (pretty much everyone in the building had benefitted from her being there!). Her mother went up and knocked on her door, hoping she wouldn't recognize her. BW answered the door, and her mother felt green with envy when she saw her. So pretty, so popular, so happy now that she lived away from home. Her mother was only too happy to take that away from her.
"Hey, hey, hey, are you the workin' girl of the house here?" asked her mother with a smile in a different voice and accent. BW didn't recognize her, so she said, "Yes, I am, and who are you?" "I'm a salesgirl from a company devoted to making our, uh, your profession and business better! Won't you let me in and allow me to show you our adult products that can enhance your job and bring the men and their money back for more and more?"
BW shrugged and said, "Why, come on in and sit down!" Her mother cheered at the opportunity inside herself, and BW got her a drink after they both sat down. "So, have you ever been in the business before?" BW asked her. "Sure I have, many years, and that's why we have these products to enhance your skills. I know it's hard to keep your business going, what with other girls coming along who may be better and younger. Really, I know ALL about that." she said, gritting her teeth. "Okay, let's see what you have," said BW. Her mother opened her bag, and pulled out a thong that she had doused in poison earlier. "Here, these are delicious tasting edible underwear, here, have a lick!" her mother encouraged. "No, no, that's okay," said BW, resisting. "Oh c'mon, they're great, just have a taste!" "Really, that's fine." "C'mon, a client will love it if you wear these!" BW sighed, took the thong in her hand, and licked it. "Ew!!!" she shouted, making a sour face, "that tastes like poison!" Seeing that she was disgusted but nothing had happened to her, her mother knew the thong had been too small a dose. "Sorry, here's a fresh large-cupped bra, it tastes exactly like blueberry, the thong must've spoiled." BW was getting irrititated at the visitor's demands, so she just gave in and licked the bra all over, all while making a disgusted face, since it, too, tasted like poison. "Nope, it tastes just as bad, will you please finally get out of my house and ---" BW fell over onto the floor before she could finish her sentence. Her mother gave an evil cackle, pleased that her rival had finally been wiped out.
When the dwarves returned home from work, they went up to visit Blow White, not knowing what had happened. When they saw her lying dead on the floor, they started screaming and called an ambulance, shouting how they didn't know what did this to her. When it arrived, people came in, put her on a stretcher, and took her out. She was pronounced dead that evening. The dwarves were terribly depressed at the loss of a friend, but they decided to have her sent to a mortician to have her beauty remain by being embalmed.
The next day, the mortician came to work, not expecting any of what would happen that day. He happened upon his first body that day, who was Blow White. Even dead, she was very beautiful, much more beautiful than any girl he had seen. He stared at her, wanting to be with her, to be close to her, and wanting to kiss her. He jumped back after that, thinking, "I ain't no necro, this isn't right!" But Blow White's beauty continued to cast a spell on him, true love closing the gap between living human and dead body. "Alright", he thought, "I'll just kiss her - once. No one has to know, and then I'll start the embalming fluid in her." He leaned over, gently pressing his lips against hers. Her lips were so soft, he felt he just needed to run his fingers lightly along her lips. As he did, his fingers got pulled by a force into her mouth! Blow White was doing what she always had done - she was sucking! She was alive, alive! Her eyes opened, and she stared at the handsome stranger who had revived her. He was shocked, and his eyes were a big as saucers. "You're alive!" he screamed. "Yes, I am, thank you, you have saved me!" she smiled, "I am fine now, as you have awoken me from my sleep."
The mortician and Blow White dated for a few weeks and got married then, since they both knew it was right. They had a romantic wedding with her father (he found out what her mother did, and he broke up with her - saying he should've done it years ago - and kicked her out of the apartment) and all of the dwarves there. She moved in with her husband, became his secretary, (she couldn't have her old job since, as she put it, "I have a full-time client now, and boy does he ever get many services!") and lived happily ever after.
Oh yeah, her mother crashed the wedding towards the end, since she was out of a job and had to look for free food. "Excuse me, dear," said BW, "but don't you have edible underwear or something?"
THE END