Back to my index page
Back to X-rated fairy tales
A Wonderful Dream
Note: This was sent to me by some people who are remaining anonymous. (Chickens are too afraid to put their name on this, hahahahaha!!!) Anyway, I (VLRGA, the owner of this horrible little site) edited this and put it on here. (I didn't write it; don't blame me if ya hate it!) It's not a fairy tale, but I guess the X-rated fairy tales page was the best place to shove it. The story came in a dream I was told, hence the title, "A Wonderful Dream".
        They were at school and sitting down, listening to the teacher talk in a full classroom. The couple was sitting 3 rows from the front, getting bored by the teacher like all of the many people around them. No one really understood or was paying attention to his difficult speeches on science and chemicals. Some students were sleeping, and some were talking. The teacher grew angrier as he tried to talk and couldn't get the attention of the class. Frustrated, he went over to one of the worst offenders, a kid that was being noisy and loud, and the teacher grabbed him by the collar, shouting for him and the class to shut up. This didn't help at all, since the kid started making fun of and imitating the teacher, and the rest of the class was cracking up. The teacher made a sudden move, grabbing the kid and putting him over his knee, ripping off his belt and beating his butt with it. The class were shocked, and a silence fell over them.
        That is, except for the girl that was sitting three rows from the front next to her boyfriend. She was giggling hard and trying to hold it in, while her boyfriend tried to keep her quiet to avoid trouble. She whispered laughingly, "I know, I'm trying, but I can't stop!" She then playfully moved her desk closer to him, squeezed his arms, and rubbed her legs against him. She moved closer, getting on his lap, and tried kissing him all over. Her boyfriend couldn't stop smiling, but trying not to make a scene, he whispered to her, "We can't do that here, we're in the middle of class!" She just continued to kiss, giggle and touch him without concern about others seeing or hearing. The teacher didn't appreciate this interruption, saying, "Miss Stone, will you please be quiet?" She continued on with her makeout session, ignoring him. The teacher yelled more, until she was finally upset enough to cry a little and go back to her regular seat. After she sat there for a few minutes, the teacher was called out of the room for 10 minutes. He commanded the class to behave until he was back. (Which of course, they wouldn't.) The girl immediately got up after he was out the door, and sat on her boyfriends lap. He laughed, "Haha, you're so sneaky, that's my baby!" After a little more rubbing, the girl told him she was going to the water fountain to get a drink. "You're heating me up and drying me out!" she giggled. She left, and he waited for her to come back.
            Then, another girl sitting close to him came over and told him she liked watching them. He laughed a small laugh, saying, "Yeah, it is pretty fun." She then sat down in his girlfriend's seat. "Hey, that seat's taken", he said. "Aw c'mon, you know you want it, sweetheart", the girl cackled. "No, no, no, I am TAKEN!", he said, getting irritated. He thought she certainly wasn't the hot man-stealer that she thought she was. She ignored him, leaping onto him and smearing her lips all over his face and grabbing him. He tried to push her off, but she held on for dear life, rubbing her face against his. Again, she said, "You know you want me, you know I'm hot". "No, you're not, the only thing that's hot is the girlfriend I have", he said. She just kept rubbing, kissing, and grabbing him, despite that. He knew it was time to use force, so he pulled her up and slapped her hard across the face. That shocked her, and she started to cry. She was scared of doing anything else, so she slid off him and limped back to her seat, putting her head down.
              He tried to clean himself off, but his girlfriend came back into the room at just that point. "Why is there lipstick all over your face and neck?" she asked with her hands on her hips. "Uh, uh, uh, that's just sunburn!" he stuttered out. "I don't think so, who is the little #@$% ?" she demanded. "No one, you're the only one I love!" he begged her to believe. She just sat down in her seat and didn't say anything, giving him the silent treatment. He repeated over and over how he loved her and then went into the story about what happened. She looked over at the girl he had pushed off of him, and saw that she looked upset after not getting him. "Well," the girlfriend smiled, "it's her own fault after going after you like that. Maybe you should even file a harrassment complaint about her." "No, I won't go that far, let's just get out of here," he said as the class bell rang. Happy again, the two walked out of the class holding hands and kissing. When they got outside, went behind a tree and started making out very passionately. They told each other how much they loved each other, and they were a happy couple that stayed together.
             The next morning, groundskeepers of the school found clothes all around the tree. ;)