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An investigative report into the makers of O.B. tampons.

For years, we women have listened to the ridiculous ads on TV about OB tampons. They'll usually consist of one woman telling another how supposedly convenient OBs are, because unlike other tampons, they are "without applicators".    I've done some research into their company, and i've found out some interesting facts. They are producing other products! Also, for some unknown reason, they are using the same marketing strategy. Let's have a look, shall we?

Locks without keys! So convenient, you don't have to fiddle with any keys to open it!

Cars without wheels! At least you'll never have a flat!

Computers without monitors! Never too dark, and certainly not very bright!

As a final note, if you are a "sensitive and understanding guy" that wants to assist in the experience in the opposite sex, here's my advice:    Never buy your lady friend any type of "feminine protection" without an applicator! Unless they're on sale, and she needs a plug for her sink.

Low quality pictures drawn in Microsoft Paint: Me, VLRGA Note: This is a work of humor and does not indicate that these products exist by any manufacturer. (Just thought I'd mention that, you people probably wouldn't figure out otherwise.)