Shoot Up To Thrill - VLRGA (that's me!)
All you women who want a man of the street All you women who want a hit off the street
But don't know which way you wanna turn But don't know what'll make your head turn
Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me Keep a comin', and give your money to me
'Cause I'm the one who's gonna make you burn 'Cause I'm the one who'll help ya learn
I'm going to take you down - down, down, down I'll tell ya how to get high - high, high, high
So don't you fool around So don't you fool around
I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger I'm gonna sell it, sell it, sell my deals
Shoot to thrill, play to kill Shoot up to thrill, smoke weed to chill
Too many women with too many pills I'm sick of snortin' coke, and sick of poppin' pills
Shoot to thrill, play to kill Shoot up to thrill, smoke weed to chill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will Get your syringe ready, and shoot up at will
Yeah
I'm like evil, I get under your skin Yeah, a needle, it gets under your skin
Just like a bomb that's ready to blow 'Cause heroin is better than blow
'Cause I'm illegal, I got everything It's illegal, so hide everything
That all you women might need to know That the cops might want to know
I'm gonna take you down - yeah, down, down, down I'll tell you how to get high - high, high, high
So don't you fool around So don't you fool around
I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger I'm gonna sell it, sell it, sell my deals
Shoot to thrill, play to kill Shoot up to thrill, smoke weed to chill
Too many women with too many pills I'm sick of snortin' coke, and sick of poppin' pills
Shoot to thrill, play to kill Shoot up to thrill, smoke weed to chill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will Get your syringe ready, and shoot up at will
Man, I Feel Up a Woman! - VLRGA (me again!)
No inhibitions - make no conditions With no inhibition, in every condition
Get a little out of line Get totally out of line
I ain't gonna act politically correct I ain't gonna act polite or correct
I only wanna have a good time I'm just gonna get a good time
The best thing about being a woman The best thing about being a man
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Is the prerogative to have a little fondle
Oh, oh, oh, - go totally crazy - forget I'm a lady Go totally crazy, on every lady
Men's shirts - short skirts Down their shirts, up their skirts
Oh, oh, oh, - really go wild - yeah, doin' it in style Really go wild, in every style
Oh, oh, oh - get in the action - feel the attraction Getting action, feeling attraction
Color my hair - do what I dare On every color hair, doin' what I dare
Oh, oh, oh-I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel I hope I'm still free, after I've fondled the way I fondled
Man! I feel like a woman! Man, I feel up a woman!
Stacy's Dad - VLRGA (me yet again!)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm not the straight boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see I'm out of the closet now, baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's dad has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long He's all I want and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see, you're just not the girl for me Stacy, can't you see, you're just not the gender for me
I know it might be wrong I know it might be bad
But I'm in love with Stacy's mom But I'm in love with Stacy's dad
Gone Poopin' - VLRGA (me once more!)
I took her number in another town She lost her key to another toilet
She took another pill So she took another diarrhea pill
She was runnin' in overdrive Her runs were in overdrive
Up until my overkill From spicy food overkill
She never made it past the bedroom door She never made it to the bathroom door
What was she aiming for? Now her crap's all over the floor
Gone shootin' Gone poopin'!
She's gone, gone, gone
Pornographic Swinger - VLRGA (again, me)
My Daddy was workin' nine to five I was reading dirty magazines nine to five
When my Momma was havin' me When I was hitting puberty
By the time I was half alive By the time I was half alive
I knew what I was gonna be I knew what I was gonna be
When I left school and grew my hair When I first got to do someone with a nice pair
They didn't understand I came to understand
They wanted me to be respected as That I was gonna be directed by
A doctor or a lawyer man The fantasies of a cameraman
(But I had other plans)
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer Gonna be a pornographic swinger
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll star Gonna be a porno star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer Gonna be a pornographic swinger
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll, Gonna be a porno,
A rock 'n' roll star A pornographic star
Well I worked real hard and bought myself I humped real hard and bought myself
A rock 'n' roll guitar A video camcorder
I gotta be on top some day My position will be on top some day
I wanna be a star When I become a star
I can see my name in lights My private parts will be in lights
And I can see the queue When the director gives the cue
I got the devil in my blood I got the hormones in my blood
Tellin' me what to do (And I'm all ears) Tellin' me what to do
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer Gonna be a pornographic swinger
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll star Gonna be a porno star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer Gonna be a pornographic swinger
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll, Gonna be a porno,
A rock'n' roll star A pornographic star
(I hear it pays well)
Take a Crap - VLRGA (moi once again!)
Take a bow, the night is over Take a crap, before the night is over
This masquerade is getting older 'Cause the toilet seat is getting colder
Lights are low, the curtains down The light is low, the shades are down
There's no one here There's no one here
(There's no one here, there's no one in the crowd) (No one here, no one to peek through the door)
Say your lines but do you feel them Squeeze your behind, you will feel it
Do you mean what you say At least it's better than a toilet where you pay
When there's no one around (no one around) And there's attendants around
Watching you, watching me, one lonely star Watching you, watching me, to fill up their money jar
(One lonely star you don't know who you are) (Fill their jar, no matter who you are)
Penis - VLRGA (meeeeee)
Goddess on the mountain top Shlong high as a mountaintop
Burning like a silver flame On every man, it's all the same
The summit of beauty and love Looking for booty and love
And Venus was her name And Penis is it's name
She's got it He's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it Yeah, baby, he's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire It's a Penis, it rises higher
At your desire It's got desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire It's a Penis, it rises higher
At your desire It's got desire
Bisexual Race - VLRGA (no one other than myself!)
Want to ride my bicycle Want to ride my bisexual
Want to ride my bike Want to ride my bi
Want to ride my bicycle Want to ride my bisexual
Want to ride it where I like Want to ride it whenever I like
You say black I say white In the sack it's a fright
You say bark I say bite She will bark he will bite
You say shark I say hey man In the dark I say hey woman and man
Jaws was never my scene Sharp claws were always my scene
Who Did Who - VLRGA (me, myself, and I)
The video game says "play me" The video camera said "play me"
Face it on a level Tried to keep your face level
But it takes you every time on a one on one But it took you every time on a three on one
Feeling running down your spine Feelings all through your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you Gotta save your last rubbers to protect you
Through and through Through and through
The databank knows my number They know my steamy 1-900 number
Says I gotta pay I say they gotta pay
Cause I made the grade last year 'Cause they put it on their credit cards last year
Feel it when I turn the screw When you can't pay up on your phone screw
Kicks you round the world There's nothing in the world
There ain't a thing that it can't do Nothing that those operators will do
Do to you Do with you
Who made who, who made you? Who did who, who did you do?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you? Who did who, doesn't any body know who?
Who made who, who made you? Who did who, who did you?
If you made them and they made you If you did them and they did you
Who picked up the bill, and who made who? What pimp got the bill, and who did you?
Who made who, who turned the screw? Who did who, who got the screw?
Goat Sucker - VLRGA (put an F where the S is if you want!)
There's something weird If you're all alone
In the neighborhood And farm animals make you moan
Who're gonna call? What're gonna get called?
Tell me! Ghostbusters! A Goat Sucker!
There's something strange You're home on the range
And it don't look good, And it's looking good
Who're gonna call? Give the animals a call
Come on! Ghostbusters! Ya goat sucker!
Masturbation - VLRGA (but the idea came from Andrea, thanks!)
Just looking for a new direction Just looking for a new direction
In an old familiar way So you went and turned gay
The forming of a new connection It formed a new seduction
To study or to play And you had to study how to play
And so the conversation turned And you yearned and yearned
Until the sun went down Until your hand went down
And many fantasies were learned All your fantasies got churned
On that day On that day
Keep feeling fascination Keep feeling yourself... with masturbation!
Passion burning Passion burning
Love so strong With a grip so strong!