| If you want a blue print for how you should act in life, listen to Gheto Boyz "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta": (Sorry about the small font...) {Original Version} {My Non-Ebonic Version} Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right Know when to make the right moves A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his f*ckin mouth Don't say things... Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights your butt can't cash And niggas always gotta high cap You'll meet people who like to brag; Showin all his boys how he shot'em Wanting credit for things they're supposed to do But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex much Don't show off Cuz Real gangsta-ass niggas know they got'em Know what you're capable of And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta Don't sweat the small stuff Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep Reflect on the experience Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Continue to learn Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't sleep Always strive for self improvement And all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, c*cksuckin', p*ssy-eatin' prankstas Phony people need to listen and learn Cuz when the fry dies down what the f*ck you gonna do When it comes down to it, you're only fooling yourself Damn it feels good to be a gansta Being true to yourself is rewarding Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding Feedn' the poor and helpin' out with the bills Help the less fortunate and pay your dues Although I was born in Jamaica Be proud of who you are and make the best of it Now I'm in the US makin' deals Hard work pays off Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding I mean one that you don't really know Anonymousity is good Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz Enjoy the fruits of your labor Hittin' switches in my black six-fo' Don't be afraid to "rock the boat" Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors No matter the national origin, anyone can succeed Some got killed in the past Remember you history But this gangsta here is a smart one Learn from other's mistakes Started living for the Lord and I'll last It's good to have faith in something Now all I gotta say to you Listen carefully... Wannabe, gonnabe, p*ssy-eatin' c*cksuckin' prankstas phony people When the ship jumps off what the f*ck you gonna do If the truth comes out will you run or fight Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding A real gangsta-ass nigga knows the play Know when to listen to your head Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the b*tches The best women are with honest men Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake Go to friends for help Now b*tches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign Women take notice of a confident man And play the role of Little Miss Sweet And will try to win him over But catch the b*tch all alone get the digit take her out Initiate conversation and make a date and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat When the time is right, the next step will happen Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas Make your own rules And everythings quiet in the clique Don't talk behind a friend's back A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger When something goes wrong... And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit true friends will back you up Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much Be a good listener All ya hear is the black from the gun blast Actions speak louder than words And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for sh*t Don't deceive others Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast You can't cheat an honest man Now when you in the free world talkin' sh*t do the sh*t If you act foolish Hit the pen and let the motherfuckas shank ya You will feel reprocusions But niggas like myself kick back and peep game Reep what is sown Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself pays off And now a word from the President! Listen to the sucessful Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding Gettin voted into the White house Hard work pays off Everthing lookin good to the people of the world but the Mafia family is my boss Don't forget who got you where you are today So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down Follow up on promises Like lettin' a big drug shipment through Let your friends slide every once and a while And send'em to the poor community Make the best of it... So we can bust you know who something good will come of it So the voters of the world keep supportin' me Don't turn your back on family and friends And I promise to take you very far Think big Other leaders better not upset me Don't let others sway you Or I'll send a million troops to die at war Stand up for what you believe in To all you Republicans, that helped me win Enemies can easily become allies I sincerly like to thank ya Don't burn bridges Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts Strive for upmost potential And damn it feels good to be a gangsta Being true to yourself is rewarding Can you sense the deep philosophical thought that was put into this? |
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| My own little twisted thoughts: Some people think that stoplights are only a suggestion. People should not be required to wake up before 10 a.m. When you dance, dance for yourself. It doesn't matter what your religion is, as long as you believe in something (unless it's snake handling, that's just weird). When you order a "double order" of hash browns at Waffle House, you shouldn't get a "single order" that they say is a "double". There is good in everyone. (i.e. I'm a sucker.) I don't want to know what goes into a hotdog. There is a special place in Heaven for the mother of two boys. (It's a saying on a picture that my mom has.) Honesty is always the best policy. Mullets serve as a warning of who NOT to procreate with. When in a hurry, all traffic lights will turn red. (For solution, see the first thought) After any test, I will continue to say, "I'll study for the next one." $400 is a little expensive for a speeding ticket. (95 in a 70) 3:00 a.m. is when all the "country-critters" come out to shop at Wal-Mart. Scooby-doo was the head figure in a drug smuggling cartel, "Scooby Snacks" = Crack. Daphne and Freddy had a little sookie-sookie on the side; their goal was to always separate from the group so they could go back to the "shggin' waggin'". Velma was into beastiality, which explains Scrappy-Doo (nephew my butt). Shaggy was on a constant trip, explaining his continuous giggles, munchies, and hallucinations (he did see the monsters first). Women will continue to complain about the guys they date, yet they will continue to date the same "type" of guys...go figure. Kathie Lee Gifford is the reason that there are so many kids named "Cody" in the world: She has a son named Cody and after winning a "Mother of the Year" award, back in the mid-nineties, she gained in popularity (especially in the South) with the future teenage moms of America. So wanting to follow in the footsteps of the great Kathie Lee, expecting mothers through out the world decided to name their children "Cody". Now, I can't go into a Wal-Mart without hearing my name being called out only to turn around and see some little bare foot child, wearing nothing but overalls, run to his aspiring white-trash mother...damn you Kathie Lee... In the South all soft drinks are called "Coke". Even if you want a "Sprite", you tell your friends that you are going to the store the buy a Coke. It's not "pop" or "soda" it's Coke. I don't know why, it just is. Bangs on women can be as bad as mullets on guys. If a girl is in high school, then that's fine...that's when bangs are cute. Once they graduate, there is a one year grace period; then the bangs have got to go. I have found that most women with bangs have serious psychological hang-ups. No, I don't pigeonhole people...I'm not saying that a cat has four legs and a dog has four legs, therefore a dog is a cat. I'm just playing the odds from what I've learned in life. If you don't believe me, go into a cheap strip club...they ALL have bangs (a bachelor party CAN be a learning experience). Exhibit A |
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