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| "Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." -P.J. O'Rourke "There's one...terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon." -P.J. O'Rourke "They added up all the people in the country who consider themselves a minority and it added up to more than the population of the country." -Bill Maher "I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking of anything, you might as well think big." -Donald Trump "Old age isn't bad when you consider the alternative." -Maurice Chevalier "What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner." -Colette "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." -George Carlin "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." -George Carlin "Remember, a developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already owns a house in the woods." -Dennis Miller "There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist." -Mark Twain "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure." -Mark Twain "Always tell the truth, that way you don't have to remember what you said." -Mark Twain "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain "You can't understand something if you don't possess it." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one." -The National Cancer Institute, 1954 "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire "Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see." -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "Well done is better than well said" -Benjamin Franklin "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do." -Benjamin Franklin "In three words I can sum up everything that I have learned about life. It goes on" -Robert Frost "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." -Robert Frost "The dark side is quicker, easier, more seductive." -Yoda "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny; consume you it will..." -Yoda "No! Try not...do or do not. There is not try." -Yoda "A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking." -Aurthur Block "Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fool." -George Chapman "Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde "Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to." -Arnold H. Glasow "Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau "I don't go around regretting things that don't happen." -Virgil Thomson "My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope.' Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso." -Pablo Picasso "Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat." Henry Fosdick Back to Main Page |
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