Locked in a room of fear and doubt
Looking for a way to escape,
But there’s only one way in
And no way out.
The once exciting and energetic Arthur
Now rolls over to his right side, now his left-
He takes a drink of lukewarm water
Because he hates it that way.
Arthur is anti-evolution.
As he walks down the sidewalk
On a one out of seven,
A young girl eyes him from a distance,
Then, drooping down, Arthur plants his chin.
Arthur makes a call, breaking free,
To the personals:
Average height, average weight, normal looks;
Fun, outgoing female wanted.
Arthur is begging for release.