Yearly Gazette News - August 9, 2007 Edition

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Kids at Play

VIRGINIA (AP) : Father and son prepare for a weekend of camping at the local "Camp Goshen". It was a weeklong overnight camping experiene, with 15 CubScouts, 2 "Den Chiefs", and 6 parents. Much fun was had by all. No casualties.
Picture of Bill and Jonathan striking a pose
 

Want ads:  Due to the underwhelming number of classified ads, we are reduced to bring some of these items to our front page. We apologize for any convenience this may incur.

  • Reliable operating system that isn't created by a bloated monopoly
  • Neighbours who don't move (see ya Lam!)
  • Time (no, not that kind)
HELP WANTED: Searching for reliable and trustworthy help for a short-period engagement doing babysitting service.  May require fairly lengthy commute.

FOR SALE: Spare hair folicles from my left ear. The right ear folicles must stay, but thost on the left - they just aren't right.
FOR SALE: Approximately 500 "old-media" format musical transport devices (formerly known by the non-technical as "CD" - welcome to the digital era of music!)

REALLY Stagnant Evolution

GEOCITIES: Previous year's rampant posturing has resulted in over-commited, under-resources, and budgetless promises towards "heightened levels of site activity" as well as "new, fresh, and dynamic content".  These commitments are bound to be constrained by the laws of physics - however the current host of initiatives are bound to be exercised to completion before the new administration takes the helm...ahem... Brrrrph.
Yearly Gazette News - August 9, 2007 Edition
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