Drunken Dwarf's Haikus

Drunken Dwarf's Venture into Haikus!

Well guess what! I wasn't lying when I said I was thinking about doing poetry. And to think that it was all inspired by a certain chat room. If you don't know what I am talking about you, should have read my first ever chat room exploit. It was edge of your seat action. And I had a trusty sidekick in Vocephus! So read up! Now...back to the matter at hand, POETRY! Now I am sure you all loved my little Dr. Suess number in the chat, but I felt I should go where few have gone in poetry. It was at that moment that I discovered why few people went there and decided to do haikus instead. So sit back, relax, and let my creative juices overwhelm your mind. Oh and try to ignore the alcohol smell....I did say it was from my mind.

Let us start...with some randomness!

The golfing gopher
He won't get out of my head
What is wrong with me?

Incredible strength
Only to die by the foot
The life of an ant

Spray Mace in their face
Their eyes will burn for long time
Then all are happy

Money doesn't grow
Especially not on trees
Believe me I know

Barrel of monkeys
How did they get them in there?
Monkeys are vicious

Curly strands of hair
Flow from majestic beauty
That would be my crotch

Now on to some Haiku series....that means there is more then one and they have titles...that is about as special as these get.

The Holidays

Christmas time is here
Santa will give gifts to me
Too bad he's not real

Easter time is here
With lots of eggs and candy
No Easter Bunny

As you can all see
My childhood images shattered
By my big sister