manshadow : hey dwarf
manshadow : whats up
DaDrunkenDwarf : hi
topanga_8 : You have the greatest voices in the World!
manshadow : no staggering in here ok
DaDrunkenDwarf : I am just exploring rooms
DaDrunkenDwarf : wanted to ask some questions
manshadow : who me?? thankyou
manshadow : sure go for it
DaDrunkenDwarf : are you native american?
topanga_8 : Porcupine singers are also good singers.
(What a random thought that was)
manshadow : sure am
DaDrunkenDwarf : How do you feel about Thanksgiving?
topanga_8 : Do you come from South Dakota?
manshadow : good time to go home and get some turkey
DaDrunkenDwarf : Me? Hell no...I ain't no inbred
manshadow : haha
topanga_8 : I ment manshadow.
DaDrunkenDwarf : oops my bad...
manshadow : no not me
manshadow : im from montana
DaDrunkenDwarf : Good folk...Montanians
(I just keep coming up with them)
DaDrunkenDwarf : don't know any...just assuming
manshadow : theres is nothing to do here
topanga_8 : PLEASE dont leave the room?
manshadow : no not in this room ... in montana
manshadow : theres nothing to do in montana
DaDrunkenDwarf : I guess I am not the only one confused
manshadow : montana is boring as hell
DaDrunkenDwarf : So back to the questions
DaDrunkenDwarf : You don't find the holiday offensive?
topanga_8 : why is that?
manshadow : no
manshadow : i dont
manshadow : why is what?
manshadow : montana boring?
DaDrunkenDwarf : Don't feel the white man is on your back?
manshadow : naa
topanga_8 : Why is Montana boring?
DaDrunkenDwarf : Not upset about him invading on your shiznit?
(Yes I know...kinda ghetto...but we were talking about the MAN!)
manshadow : because the nearest place that you would call a city is over a hundred miles away
manshadow : at first sure
DaDrunkenDwarf : Interesting...
manshadow : in school when you find out all the wicked stuff the us govt did to your ancestors
DaDrunkenDwarf : what made you change your mind, bury the hatchet in other words?
(Cliche, yes. Inappropriate, Hell no!)
manshadow : 72 broken treaties the us govt did
manshadow : and they still dont admit to a one of them
topanga_8 : Even though iam white i HATE THE WITE PEOPLE and what we did to you. You are such a beatiful people.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Damn them crackers!
manshadow : oh well that was in the past
DaDrunkenDwarf : true that
manshadow : at first i didnt like white people at all
topanga_8 : Well iknow.
manshadow : then i went in the marines and now i got some best friends that are white
DaDrunkenDwarf : I can totally feel you **pounds chest** right here!
topanga_8 : But i care it with me always.
SoaringHeart : loves peoples s
SoaringHeart : outside doesn't matter to me
topanga_8 : Manshadow do you have a girlfreind?
manshadow : no i dont.. do you???
SoaringHeart : lol
DaDrunkenDwarf : Looks like we have a love connection!
(I mean, what better then a biracial couple united by their hatred for the white man, when one of them is white!)
SoaringHeart : must be the ELDER in the room........rofl
manshadow : hehe
topanga_8 : I don`t have a boyfreind no.
SoaringHeart : thinks manshadow is ticklish.....
manshadow : alright
DaDrunkenDwarf : Well I will be off...other Thansgiving exploits to undertake
SoaringHeart : ROFL.......((((((((DA ))))))))))
manshadow : see you later big d
Big D...I like that. People better start calling me that. It sticks, it fits. I am all about the D. So now we know how native americans feel about the approaching holiday. Now let us ask those white males that sit in their livng rooms watching football while their wives make Thanksgiving dinner what they think about the day...on to the ProFootball room!
DaDrunkenDwarf : Hello Jock lovers!
CYBERWULF : whys that?
Guest_powell : cant make money like socal
DaDrunkenDwarf : Anyone planning to watch some pigskin action on Thursday?
Guest_powell : drunkendork whats up
(Do not ask me why they decided to give me this name...Big D is better)
CYBERWULF : jack up the price of our water and we would
DaDrunkenDwarf : drunkendork? I am offended
Guest_powell : dwaff
CYBERWULF : Drunkendork eater!
(OK this meathead was out to get me for no reason...I could not stand for that)
Guest_powell : dwarf
DaDrunkenDwarf : ok....sure...that is my name...drunkendork eater...
CYBERWULF : eat any jocks lately DDD?
DaDrunkenDwarf : That made a whole lot of sense
DaDrunkenDwarf : Nope...I don't eat jocks...that would make me a cannibal
CYBERWULF : why dont u suck on the dork hangin' out my pants DDD
Host Sports_Bot kicked CYBERWULF out of the chat room: Inappropriate language for this room!
8CYBERWULF has left the conversation.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Thank you Sports bot
8CYBERWULF has joined the conversation.
Guest_powell : dork your team
DaDrunkenDwarf : No team...just interested in room
CYBERWULF : sounds like a homosexual too me, what do u think powell?
ßucDÄwg : mornin fellow niteowls
CYBERWULF : whats up Bdawg
ßucDÄwg : sup wulf
CYBERWULF : just chillin'
ßucDÄwg : you were here all night??
DaDrunkenDwarf : and making random homosexual remarks to people...keep it up wulf
Guest_powell : that a buc fan
CYBERWULF : yeah
Damn that guy pissed me off. I wouldn't have included it but I wanted to show everyone what a moron sounded like. I felt that some people care little to none about the holiday. So I decided that to get the real dirt, I would talk to a crowd I can more relate with. Also they are the voice of our nation, the people in their 20s!
DaDrunkenDwarf : Hello peeps
Devitalization : Hello.
Wabbit_§eason : Hello.
Duck_§eason : hello.
(I had found the three amigos)
DaDrunkenDwarf : How would all like to get your opinions heard?
DaDrunkenDwarf : I would like to know about your feelings on Thanksgiving
Duck_§eason : That's as easy as opening your mouth.
Devitalization : Thanksgiving is a feast.
Duck_§eason : There is no longer any value to it.
DaDrunkenDwarf : true...but opening your mouth won't help on the internet...unless you plan on talking to the screen
Wabbit_§eason : There is too. $29.00 for a turkey.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Let us try a word association game
Devitalization : That's why you have a microphone.
Duck_§eason : And this will benifit how?
DaDrunkenDwarf : I will say a word and each of you will write the first thing that comes to mind
Duck_§eason : I suppose.
DaDrunkenDwarf : ready?
(I wasn't sure this would work, but hey, might as well give it a shot.)
Wabbit_§eason : Sure.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Turkey
Devitalization : Food.
Wabbit_§eason : Gobble.\
Duck_§eason : stuffing.
DaDrunkenDwarf : ok...Indian
Duck_§eason : Grandfather.
Wabbit_§eason : Death.
(Damn that is morbid...if only the people from the first chat were here...)
Devitalization : Tradition.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Mashed Potatoes
Wabbit_§eason : Butter.
Duck_§eason : Salt.
Devitalization : Beans.
(OK. Beans? What the hell does that have to do with mashed potatoes?)
DaDrunkenDwarf : Pilgrim
Duck_§eason : White man.
Wabbit_§eason : Plaugue.
Devitalization : Criminal.
(Yeah, we know all to well what the white man is all about)
cuteee_c : lmao
cuteee_c : next word?
DaDrunkenDwarf : Plymouth Rock
Wabbit_§eason : That's not a word cutee.
Wabbit_§eason : Pebble.
cuteee_c : shadup wabbit
Devitalization : Manipulation.
Duck_§eason : Folklore.
DaDrunkenDwarf : America
cuteee_c : dumb
cuteee_c : j/k
Devitalization : Segregation.
Wabbit_§eason : Lies.
Duck_§eason : Anarchy.
(YES! I knew that this group would actually make sense! They know their stuff!)
DaDrunkenDwarf : Native
cuteee_c : hmmmmmm
Wabbit_§eason : Indian.
Devitalization : Trekkees.
(LOL!!! Since when are Trekkies native? Oh wait, this was brought to you by the same person who said beans.)
Duck_§eason : Turkey.
DaDrunkenDwarf : and finally...Thansgiving
Duck_§eason : Lack of values.
Wabbit_§eason : Immoral business opportunity.
Devitalization : Dinner for three months.
cuteee_c : a dead turkey
(There you have it folks, the true meaning of Thanksgiving straight from the voice of the people)
cuteee_c : wow
DaDrunkenDwarf : Great!
Devitalization : Thanks.
Duck_§eason : Thank you.
Wabbit_§eason : Ty.
DaDrunkenDwarf : I will be using this for an article of mine
Wabbit_§eason : So will I.
DaDrunkenDwarf : if you would like to see it, it should be up soon at www.vocephus.com
(There is nothing wrong in shameless advertising of the site. This is for you Voce!)
cuteee_c : k
Devitalization : Great.
Duck_§eason : k
Wabbit_§eason : OK.
DaDrunkenDwarf : Have a good Thanksgiving!
While not my best chat experience, I did find it highly informative. I hope you all got the same spiritual insight I did. Now I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. Now where is my booze...