He's drunken...he's a dwarf....he's got high speed interent access...he's...
DRUNKEN DWARF ON THE WEB
Hola! Enano Borracho aqui! Alright, enough with the spanish. I know it has been awhile but due to a lack of motivation and heavy workload I have been delaying writing for the site. Well fear no more! I have yet another article for you all to read. It is in the style of my infamous Chat Room Exploits. But instead of just going into rooms and chatting, I was on a mission. As you few faithful readers know, there are not many of you. But why should the world be deprived of the World of Vocephus? Somewhere some kid is preparing to commit suicide, and it could have been avoided if he had a little Vox in his life. So I decided to sell out, since we all know Vox wouldn't, and advertise the website! I spent hours spreading the word across the world wide web. Hopefully it worked. But until we gain that new faithful reader, I have to keep the ones we have entertained. So here is an excerpt from one of the chat rooms I went into to spread the news of the World of Vocephus. And if you notice, it looks as if someone else had the same idea...enjoy!


DrunkenDwarf12:  Hey room!
DrunkenDwarf12:  Are you all bored?

RcRacer456:  Super
Dumblonde063088:  yup
SOFTBALCHIC87:  yes duh!
RcRacer456:  \
UNCPgirl:  I AM BORED AND WISH I WAS DRUNK!
DrunkenDwarf12:  Then you should check out www.vocephus.com (Ah, the type of shameless plugging I only wish I was capable of.  ~Vox)
DrunkenDwarf12:  I write for the site

UNCPgirl:  HOW CAN YOU WRITE WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK LOL?
DrunkenDwarf12:  it is a great humor site with great articles and an archive of links
BeastieBoys10108:  Click 4 LESBIAN SEX {S ygp}
BeastieBoys10108:  Click 4 LESBIAN SEX {S ygp}
BeastieBoys10108:  Click 4 LESBIAN SEX {S ygp}
BeastieBoys10108:  Click 4 LESBIAN SEX {S ygp}
DrunkenDwarf12:  trust me...I manage to write :)
Bluegirl1186:  Hey, n-e-body wants 2 chat w/me?
UNCPgirl:  I CAN HARDLY WALK LET ALONE WRITE WHEN I AM DRUNK
Crazybeans38:  hey room
L5THUMPER:  hey it might even be a little funny writing while drunk
Crazybeans38:  hey n-e wanna chat IM me
DrunkenDwarf12:  If you don't believe me, see for yourself by visiting the site...you won't be disappointed
Bluegirl1186:  Well then bye room
DrunkenDwarf12:  This is my cheap attempt at commercialism
UNCPgirl:  OKAY I TRUST YOU.  IT PROBABLY IS BETTER THEN SEX RIGHT?
DrunkenDwarf12:  wouldn't go that far...but damn near close!
UNCPgirl:  OH O YOU SAID A BAD WORD.
UNCPgirl:  HAHA
DrunkenDwarf12:  Can you blame me? I'm drunk!
UNCPgirl:  yES CUS I AM NOT DRUNK 2
LovelyNice51487:  Are you all bored drunk
UNCPgirl:  I AM BORED BUT NOT DRUNK, BUT I AM A DRUNK!
VANESSADEVU:  Hello again, my comp froze up
DrunkenDwarf12:  that sux...well visit the site! It is the third best thing to do...besides drink and sex
DJSkitz2001:  16/m here
Crazybeans38:  suckky
UNCPgirl:  I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOW WHERE VISITING MY GRANDMA
VANESSADEVU:  So, where are all of the men?
Crazybeans38:  im here
VANESSADEVU:  The good looking men that is.
VANESSADEVU:  lol
Mlbranyon:  hi van whats up honey
LovelyNice51487:  Men are times boring..why you looking for men?
Crazybeans38:  screw you too then
VANESSADEVU:  I am lonely
Scrappy62675:  everyone can be boring
DrunkenDwarf12:  well I am off...but visit www.vocephus.com! (Yeah...they seem just like my kinda crowd... ~Vox)
LovelyNice51487:  that explained it
UNCPgirl:  NOT ME!
Crazybeans38:  i bet u are
Mlbranyon:  talk to me van
L5THUMPER:  men have low self esteem already, dont throw them away
UNCPgirl:  BY DRUNK
VANESSADEVU:  That was not directed to you Crazy


Well there you have it! Nothing much but it will do for now. I plan to have a new set of Ask Drunken Dwarf up soon so stay tuned! Bueno Noche!
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