Ok, I know its been a while since my last article, but, true genious is worth the wait. I write this mere hours before my next great adventure into the mysterious void known as Milwaukee. What magical creatures will I meet? What horrifying monsters (other then the Brewers) will I encounter? Will I get a cheese head? Stay tuned to find the answers to all this and more. And now, more things that suck:
A very special episode of anything....... also known as something unusually tragic happening on a sitcom, someone gets cancer and such. No one wants this, if i want to be depressed, i'll watch a Victoria's Secret commercial, give me a break.
The ugly chick dancing to Lick It Up at the KISS concert..... it was horrifying, ask Vocephus, he saw it to.
Skid "Fucking" Row..... Skid "fucking" who?
Godsmack.....I'll give ya a smack you pansy ass AIC rip off.
Creed.... 'nuff said
Lars Ulrich.... I love Metallica, but this faggoty little tennis playing drummer is pissing me off with his anti-Napster crusade.
Shelly's sister..... threatened to call the cops on me, what a bitch.
And now for a change of pace, stuff I LIKE:
Shelly.... She's beautiful, smart, funny, and I love her to death.
Metallica..... ahhhh...... I love these guys (except Lars) they can still rock FUCKIN' _//V\\_ E T A L L I C A FOREVER!
Foo Fighters: Dave Grohl proves Nirvana wasn't a fluke
Nirvana: Say what you will about him, Kurt was a great song writer
The Beatles: Fuck Vomit God, The Beatles are still awesome.
Black Sabbath/Ozzy: 'nuff said
Peanut butter: A tasty treat for all occasions
My presentation on Hitler junior year: Brought everyone down after a Disney presentation, I still relish in the timing.
And finally... WOV, ok, ok, shameless ass kissing to my bro, but, I gotta do it
Well, thats it for today, I look forward to reporting my new cross country adventures... to all my friends here in Spring Valley, I'll miss you guys like crazy, keep in touch, cause i'll be back one day. I love you all.. Mike |
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