RUSTY: Oh, god a crazy person. Well this should be good for a laugh. (He walks over to the crazy person) Okay, slow down and tell me whats going on.
CRAZY: Are you a demon?
RUSTY: No, don't hurt me I'm not a demon.
CRAZY: I knew you weren't a demon.
RUSTY: Then why did you ask me if I was?
CRAZY: I wanted to see if you were crazy.
RUSTY: Okay, whats wrong then?
CRAZY: They're coming to end the world--game over man, game over! Were all really screwed now, the millinium is coming and they are coming with it.
RUSTY: Who?
CRAZY: The demons, it doesn't matter anymore I'm already done for, so remember when I die you can eat me.
RUSTY: I'm not eaing anyone. I don't even know you.
CRAZY; Aren't you the kid from that movie?
RUSTY: No.
CRAZY: Then why the hell am I wasting time with you, I'm an important prophet with important information. And stay away from my corpse!
RUSTY: The who are you going to talk to?
CRAZY: People who will pay me for (whispering) the secret.
RUSTY: What's the secret?
CRAZY: Don't say that loudly, you have to whisper it!
RUSTY: Or what?
CRAZY: The demons will come and get you before the millineum.
RUSTY: For saying what, that I know the secret?
CRAZY: You fool! They heard that for sure! Now all we can do is wait....look, you see that guy?
RUSTY: Yeah what about him?
CRAZY: I think he is a demon but we will only find out through trickery, cunning, and stealth.
RUSTY: How will you do that?
CRAZY: Talk to him for a second I will do the rest.
RUSTY: But (the crazy man runs off into the bushes) damn (the guy is walking by) hey bro do you know what time it is?
GUY: It's 1:22 you should get home. (The crazy guy jumps out of the bushes)
CRAZY: I was wondering if you were a demon from hell?
GUY: No, I'm a construction worker from Santee named Bob.
CRAZY: A likely story! Now be gone before I wallop thee!
GUY: Okay I'm leaving, (Looking at Rusty) you should get out of here kid. (He begins to walk away but as he turns his back he is walloped by the crazy guy and knocked out)
RUSTY: Why'd you do that? He doesn't even look like a demon! What happened to cunning?
CRAZY: Of course it is! How many people actually admit they are from Santee?
RUSTY. Good point, I guess we did the right thing.
CRAZY: Right.
RUSTY: I think I found another demon.
CRAZY: Where?
RUSTY: The 8 foot guy behind us in the long black robe.
CRAZY: The guy with smoke billowing out from under his robe?
RUSTY: Yeah him.
CRAZY: Get real we can't be bothering normal people because they're tall.
DEMON: I am the demon Chazoel from the ninth ring of hell. Satan himself has sent me to collect your soul.
CRAZY: I told you he was a demon didn't I.
RUSTY: You said he was normal.
CRAZY: Normal in hell I said.
DEMON: Who has disturbed my 1000 year slumber with their knowledge of the secret?
CRAZY. It was....uhhhh....Bob. He's from Santee you know.
RUSTY: And my friend Vocephus knows too go ask him. (A hole opens in the ground as the demon takes Bob to
hell the two lean over and look into the hole)
RUSTY: Dude your a dick!
CRAZY What are you going to do about it? (Rusty pushes the crazy guy down the hole)
RUSTY. That was fun, I need a cheeseburger.
The end
