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Raphael The Contradiction
The Leprechaun
Thatplaceoverthehillia
Zombie Apes From Atlantis
UFO From Jersey
Slacker Vs. God
The Tarantula and The Vacuum
The Demon In El Cajon
How To Write For The WOV
The Mike Files
Entry 1
Entry 2
Entry 3
Entry 4
Entry 5
Entry 6
Entry 7
Entry 8

Back In Black
Entry 1
Vomit God
Albums 50-41
Albums 40-31
Albums 30-21
Albums 20-11
Albums 10-1

Vomit God Speaks
Article 1
Article 2
Drunken Dwarf
Chat Room Exploits 1
Chat Room Exploits 2

Ask Drunken Dwarf 1
Ask Drunken Dwarf 2
Ask Drunken Dwarf 3

Haikus

2000 Election Message
Caelestis/Kaiser
Work 1
Work 2
Work 3
Adventures At Denny's
Review 1
Review 2
Ogre
Article 1
Article 2
Vocephus
Van Halen
Downtown
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