Vodka Vonx is Dedicated to:
Killer Alexander
(Schnookums)

He's been known as the cutest damn thing ever, and I believe that is true. He lived a short, but happy, life.  He'll be missed dearly.

Died:  11/16/04
THE STORY
Everyone's seen the website, read the Funny Conversations, read and laughed at the Jokes, and every week I hear, "Morgan, you updated the website?" or "VINX, UPDATE NOW!" or "Am I in the Funny Convos this week?"  I know I know, you all love my website.  It's uncontrolable, who wouldn't want to come here everyweek and see funny things to read or laugh at the fact that my face swelled up to twice it's normal size?  I mean, gosh, it's so great.

But, do you really know the story of my website?  I THINK NOT!  So, I've decided it'd be a great idea to give a little biography about how the website came to being, just in case someone was a big fan and wanted to see how I became so great.  I know, isn't that fantastic!?

So, without further ado, I shall begin this from... the beginning....
    When I was twelve, my friend Catherine introduced me to a website called DAB, which I found to be VERY COOL!  I became a well-known member there, first as Night Blossom, and then as Vinxliyar Aluthiana Esyrlden.  Night Blossom, a black otter, didn't have much of a life on there, especially since I named her after a pet rat I had.  When the real Night Blossom passed away, I felt horrible for having a character named after her, and I decided to kill her... or just get rid of her, it depends on how you want it to be put.

     At the current moment, Vinxliyar is still a member, a Star Dibbun also, but I'm extremely inactive on there, considering the fact that the whole damn website is overrun with n00bs.  With the idea of DAB being the best site ever gone, I ran off and decided to create my own website, my own ROC website, that is, which I named Moonlake Village.  I thought it was the coolest place ever, and tried advertising... but no one seemed quite interested in it.  Slowly I became inactive on my own website, it was disappointing that only n00bs signed up, besides a few close friends, such as Mickle, Swift, Snow, and a few others.  They kept up with some roleplaying, but even after awhile they also became inactive.  Disappointed that my website was dying, even though I had tried to come up with some interesting new things, such as the Moonlight Festival, it attracted no more members.  I gave up, and left to rot.

     By that time, people were screaming for me update my Funny Conversations that I had in my buddy profile.  So, being the good friend that I am, I decided to go on buddyprofile.com and update.  That's when I discovered something terrible.  IT HAD A CHARACTER LIMIT!  I gasped in surprise.  It was awful, I had to create another page to fill up with Funny Conversations, and then it became no fun to update... it was too complicated.  Since I had a hard time with websites with members, I decided it was time to try a new website.

     And then Vodka Vonx was formed.  It started out with just Funny Conversations, which people loved that they were more organized than ever.  I even numbered them!  Soon people saw that I had over 300 Funny Conversations.  I became more brave and began to put up more pages, such as Jokes and My Week and even Links.  Soon people were screaming for me to update, and so I did... occasionally, it depends if I was feeling nice that week.

     Then disaster struck.  My kitten was killed by my neighbor's dog when he had gotten outside.  Killer, the kitten that I had been begging my dad for a whole three months, was dead.  My first kitten was dead.  It struck my whole family.  My sister became vengeful, my brother was sad (even when his friends came over they wanted to know where Killer was), Ruby stopped getting attacked by little kitten claws, my mom and I cried together, and my dad became very angry at my neighbor.  I became ultimately depressed and upset that I had been a bad owner... if only I had been home, or if only I could inflict the same pain upon my neighbor that she did to me.  I felt terrible... Killer was the neatest cat, my sexiest model, and EVERYONE, I mean, everyone loved him.  My cousin couldn't leave him alone and he was a wild thing with so much energy.

     I could barely update the website, spending my time laying around crying or thinking about how much I wanted to kill that dog.  Someone had to remember Killer.  I looked through the old photos I had taken of him.  He was so neat, so much like his mom (except for not as evil as Clarice), and I loved him dearly.  At the time my website hadn't been dedicated to anything, so I did what needed to be done.  I dedicated Vodka Vonx to him.  The whole website fitted him.  It was funny and it was dangerous to your sanity.  So I took the picture of him when I had first gotten him, when his fur was still too fluffy and when he was irritated by the smell of other cats.  When he was probably only a little bit bigger than Ruby, when he would stick his nose up to the cage and she would nip him.  He was so damn adorable then, and I wanted people to remember him like that.

     Once I had gotten back on track, even though I did feel depressed some of the time after that, I began to update more.  My parents, wanting to help with the depression, took me to the pound.  I came home that day with two little kittens, Jean Val Jean and Cosette, both of which died less than a month later.  The death of two more kittens only sunk me deeper, considering the fact that they both died from respitory illness.

     Less than a month after that, I began to try to move towards getting out of my depression.  I tried to forget about how three kittens had died in only a month and how stuff could have been changes.  Vodka Vonx continued to change.  I added a few more pages, and a month after that I got bored and added more stuff from my Buddy Profile into the website.  Things such as Book Reviews, Lords of Love, and other things.  Just about a month ago I added more things on the front page, like the Paragraph in the Life of Morgan, the Quote of the Week, and the Comic of the Week.  Considering I don't even update My Week sometimes, those things also don't get updated when they should, usually.

     At the moment, I'm happy to say, I'm not uphappy about Killer's death.  Sure, he was a great cat, and this website is dedicatd to him, but it's not going to make me break into tears at the mere mention of his name.  I do feel a great need to tear out Rusty Roland's testicals and shove them down his throat for what he did to me at Tremont, if he says Killer's name, then yes, I may have to kill him.  This also includes several other boys whom will get a severe beating if they harass me about what I name my pets.

     So, I think the website's going along great.  I'm updating at least once a month, which isn't that bad, considering that Nutty hasn't updated in probably two months, and even then it was only his OIMQs, since the rest of his website is down.  Killer, since he's so damn sexy, is still the symbol, and I'm having a great time, considering that even reading through the old Funny Convos I laugh.  I'm happy to say that the website's come a long way, and will continue to grow with more fans and more stuff to come and look at.

     Sure, I may get lazy sometimes, but I know you all love me to death.  I'm the only damn entertainment you get on the web sometimes, cause, like I said, Nutty's website sucks.