The Evil One
this is the Evilest entity in the world, This evil bastard has taunted Humanity since the beginning of time. to worship the evil one
from its humble, yet twisted origins this sick and twsited creature has haunted humanitys every waking moment.
it is known by many different names, some call it "Satan" or "George.W.Bush" ,
in other cultures it is known as a "Boogy man", or " Celine Dion".
in more primitive cultures it can only be spoken of in hushed voices, as village elders tell the younger ones of " la couka-racha"
but no matter the name, or the guise it takes there is no doubting the sheer malevolance of this creature.
unfortunatly it also happens to control most of the web- and unfortunatly the web-space on which this site resides. so we must praise the Evil one or be shut-down forever.
1. push back your chair form the monitor.
2. go down on your knees
3. wave your hands in the air whilst shouting at the top of your voice
"MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! ALL HAIL THE EVIL ONE, THE GOOD SHALL BE MADE WEAR SHOES THAT ARE TOO SMALL FOR THEM ,AND OTHER EQUALLY CRUEL HORRORS WHEN THE EVIL ONE ARISES!"
now scroll down to the picture of the Evil one and begin worshiping!
all hail the evil one!