The call came yesterday. "Good news future apartment owners! The carpet will be replaced before you move in!" Do you realize what this means? NO MORE SHAG CARPET. This also means that I can roll around on the floor without fearing what might have touched the floor before me. BOYS CAN BE GROSS. And there are TWO boys living in the apartment that will soon be ours. DOUBLY GROSS CARPET.
I took my dog for a walk around the lake. She pooped once and peed 10 times. She's a smart dog. She doesn't pee all at once. She saves a little urine for each post and/or tree trunk. Pretty soon I will not be able to let my dog just poop wherever she wants unless I clean up after her. There's a new law will go into full effect at the end of July which states that pet owners are responsible for properly disposing of their pet's feces. What does this mean for VM1? This means that she will either have to pull a "poop and run" or she will just have to stop taking her dog on walks. One thing she will NOT be doing is carrying a poop baggie with her.
Crafts aren't crazy. Shopping on a sidewalk isn't crazy. Funnel cakes aren't crazy. Pre-teen girls singing country songs isn't crazy. Today I went to crazy days with my mom. And let me tell you, it was CRAZY. 30% off plastic, red picture frames...50% off floral fabric....the bargains are enough to make anyone go crazy. I bought absolutely nothing.
