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1- What is a difference between a hill or a pill ?
One is hard to get up, other is hard to get down.
2- A room no one enters ?
A Mushroom.
3- Why is a river rich ?
Because it always has two banks.
4- What kind of keys cannot be carried in your pocket ?
A Don'key, A Mon'key, A Tur'key.
5- What is a difference between a mouse and a beauty prize winner ?
One harms the cheese , other charms the he's.
6- Why a room full of married couples like an empty room ?
Because there is not a single person in it.
7- What is history's favourite fruit?
Sidra Javed
    3rd yr