WE HATES SEAGULLS!!!
			Since the first day these little buggers have walked the earth, they have been a menace to all. we hates them, we waants to kill them all and we need your support. Them scientific word is Aves crapius but we usualy call em gulls or "u fukin seagul". They are weak alone but they uses numbers. A squardon of 20 gulls can coat an entire schoolyard with crap in a matter of seconds. They must be made dead.
			IF ever you see a seagull, do yourself and the rest of the world a favour, KILL iT. if you have no weapons in close range, improvise, it has been clinically proven that a shoe can be a valuable weapon for killing such creatures. (No human was harmed in killing them)
			THer are several known people who are in league with these hellgulls, they must all be destroyed if we are to rid the world of seagulls. they are as follows: Miss Ashton Steven Young ( ALSO KNOWN AS SEAGUL) Thatonerandomwildlifepersonwottoldusoffforslingshottingthem
		Have you seen this rogue gull? it must be destroyed. what you are looking at here is the ringleader and rallier and utmost evil conspirer of all seagull kind. they plan to take over the earth. they must be destroyed.
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		Methods we have found to work well for killing seagulls.
								A> the obvious. magnum .44 you can shoot the bitch just about anywhere to kill it. take care to avoid the public eye however... Some certain wildlife freek might come make life hard for u (advised to kill them too)
				B> the classic. the slingshot. this device has been used practically since the beginning of time for killing the bastards. its most desired for its brutaility, its handyness and the fact you can make it from a stick and rubberband. remember, when killing gulls with your slingshot, to make sure you have either maimed or murdered it. a lot of the time the bastards will shake it off, turn around and crap on you. we suggest having large rocks nearby also, for throwing.