Knock knock...

Who's there?

Gary...

Gary who?

Gary spends the afternoon Down in the Park.

Gary takes a moment to pause for a picture with his biggest fan.

Gazilla

(And you thought Gary liked Japan.)

Harrison Ford tries to catch Gary after he nicked the "Blade Runner" sound reels.

Gary's little known and even more short lived career as a Bond Boy.

"Names Bond, Gary Bond."

Gary once spent a few short weeks as an airconditioner fitter, but it didn't last long. Gary got in a row with one of the other fitters. He punched Gary, Gary hit him with a hacksaw.

Gary and Tipper Gore get together and discuss the effects of backwards masking on today's youth.

Do you not feel safe in your car? Are you worried about car safty in general?

Then visit

"Badger Mutual.Com"

to find out which car is the safest for you.

Play the Numan Drinkig Game.

Guarenteed good fun.

Here are the rules.

1. Pour two litres of Coke (or Diet Coke) into Ice bucket quarter filled with Ice.

2. Take one beaker and fill it with Coke.

3. Place video of either Blade Runner, Predator, or Red Heat in VCR or DVD player and press play.

4. During the film, whenever you here a sound that Numan has sampled and used on a song, gulp a mouthful of Coke and shout "Numan you thieving bastard!" as loud as you can.

6. Roll around the floor in fits of laughter 'cos you certainly wont be getting pissed.

It's a real game folks. Godzilla vs. Jesus.

It's just funny.

If you were Gazza, this would be your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My hand made Numan comic strip.

"Gary Get's Even"

"Gary Get's Abducted"