Reasons To Hate Matt Vol. 2
Vol. 1 Vol. 3
101.that devo and weird al shit is reason enough... plus he doesn't have
acne anymore. fucker
102.Oh, my Gary! He just farted again!!!
- Homosexual with sensitive sense of smelling
103.Bollocks to this!!
- Harry Sachs
104.First a joke! What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie
ASS. hahahahahhahahaha... enough!!!!!!!!!
- The Chosen One & Master Pain
105.He turned me into a Chicken and made me blind and didn't give me a
chance to save. So now I've been a chicken for about a week and I don't like
not being able to do anything other than not participate.
106.He thinks sorry is just a word Canadians mispronounce.
- George Clooney
107.Who the fuck is this Matt, bitch. I hate him cause I don't know him
108.the girl i like , like's him more
109.He double parked outside Woolworths the other day and we couldn't park
- The KKK
110.Matt is the worst driver, I don't know why I passed him! I think it had
something to do with it being his 60th time and I felt sorry for him. Sorry
- Matt's Driving Instructor
111.actually, i think hees a cool guy.
112.i think hes a cool guy
113.why kan u people named matt. the name kyle is much, much worse
114.The Jake I like, like's him more
115.He's so fucking annoying
116.He got a brazilan wax, fuckin seedy.
117.He had sex with my wife's cat.
- Terry O'Berry
118.he likes my best friend and not me!!!!!
119.He is a gay (stupid) and a gay (faggot)
- Gary Floosh
120. he rubs midget testicles but doesn't finish the job.
121. he has sex with kyle
122. He makes poos, I seen them. They is all thick and soggy.
- I live in the toilet
123. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Shit!
- Bernie Bipps
124. He likes my baby Cookie! Whaaaa!
- Cookie's Man
125. He such the cunt
126.I hate matt so much because he is such a prick, he is annoyting and
homosexual, needs a penis enlarger and is just SICK!
127. He's a piece of shit for fuck's sake!
- Mogo the Mofo
128. He thinks Mena Suvari is hot, and pretty
129. And doesn't think Im pretty... thats why.. lol... hes a bitch
130. He can't play bongos, Los Cincos Nachos should kick him out of the
band. Oh wait, is this about Matt? Oh no I like him, he's cool.
- D. J.
131. He squints too damn much and he's not a Chink.
132. he has a stupid face
133. He looks like a chipmunk
134. he touched everyones boobies except mine after he used me for my free
crackerjack. and he likes phil. damn i hate phil. i only hate matt more coz he
likes phil. and he came to my house with his lame droogs and left his crap car
in my driveway and now everyone thinks i like crap cars. like matts.
135.Matt got drunk and touched my breasts
- Matt's mum
136. Jesus wept!!! Just look at him.......The wheel is turning, but the
hamster is dead!!!!!
- The purple fairy
137. I don't really have a reason
138. YOU FAGOT GROW UP GET A LIFE U WANKA COMPUTER GEEK
139. He got drunk and touched my tits without even asking. I would have let
him, I just don't like getting raped by drunk ugly fucknuts with no sense of
style or dignity.
140. He studied all night and still failed the urin test
141. I left a turd in the fridge and he ate it! Wahhhh!!!!! Boo-hooo!
- Fatty Shit Person
142. Fuck you
- Fuck You
143. I love myself. I feel that all these people need to get a life and stop
insulting me just because they are insacure about themself. I have a huge penis
and a huge ego.
144. Because I caught him shagging his younger sister
145. His rectum smells like no other
- Treatme Ly Kadog
146. he didnt have sex with me. you just have sand in your vagina!
147. I love matt. He's a very special boy - especially in bed. He likes to
tickle me in naughty places. When his dad found he wasnt happy...
- Matt's Mommy
148. he likes boys
149. He taunts me about my bad dreams!
150. I live with matt, and he just needs to stop drinking...he is in the
autum of his life...dumb dunken asshole.
151. He ate my tacos and didn't leave a tip. then he stole my favorite maxi
- Mr. Satan
152. He "cresent wanked" all over my favourite "pull mags". I can't see
Kevin Eastman's wife for all the sticky!
- Teenage Mutant Nurtle
153. Well, you know... he's kinda, um...I suppose a dickhead really.
- I can't spell my name
154. Matt bedesky is a crossdresser and a retard well thats what drake says
155. he i a faggot and a weiner sucker and he makes out with his sister and
156. matt is a complete fucker eddie is hot and i want billy back!!!
157. he shot a mule in the face then made love to the bullet hole
158. i hate matt he's so dumb he got locked in the super market and starved
to death probably because he couldnt find a can opener
- who wants to know
159. his face is so ugly that his ass is scared of it.
- happy go fucky
160. He sure didn't miss any branches when he fell from that tall ass, ugly
- Matt from the USA
161. Matt has never died for his beliefs. Okay so maybe I have high
standards, but fuck you anyway.
- Crafty Martyr
162. i caught him with his finger in his ass
163. I hate matt because he is a huge FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
164. Cos everyone thinks i fucking slept with him(which i didn't)
165. He touched me with his disgusting naked member. It looks like a
shrivelled up cheerio, how he ever masturbates with that is beyond me.
166. all of u blow
167. He lets me do disrespectful things to him.
168. All the chicks want his doodle
- some lil cunt
169. Leave me alone
- Go Away
170. ahhh there alot of reason to hate Matthew here's a few. He is fat he
has stupid and he wet the bed at the year 8 camp.
- Mr. Terry O'Booby
171. what a faggot
- Sam orpin( Badger)
173. Who's Matt?
174. I have a really bad headache.
- Mattt Sore
175. he came to my house and left his car in my driveway.. AGAIN. then he
made everyone leave
- hi hi hi there
176. Matt has big poos. Normally I like big poos, but whoah, those are just
too big. - Helpful Morgan
177. I used to think Matt was a dickhead but now he has a MULLeT he
rulz!!!!! Mullets 4 ever!!!! Hoooo!
- mullet lover
178. While naked at my party: He straddled one of the rocks in my back-yard!
- Jacob Horsey
179. he drinks copious amounts of alcohol, makes moves on guys and girls,
then wonders why everyone hates him the next day.....
- me is good
180.He beats his girlfriend and has her living in fear
- Steve Irwin
181.because he has my name
182.he has too many moles and he ran over my cat
183. He does not work to his capacity.
- Brendan Connors
184. You people are all stupid disgusting fuck offs. why are these fagget
queers talking about this fat guy giving them head? are you all completely
devoid of any sense? you people will all burn in hell you stupid mother fuckers.
you all should grab spoons and eat matt's ass, you stupid fucks....
- Fuck Off
185. He is about as sharp as a marble! And his antenna doesn't pick up all
the channels! - Matt's not so bright!!
186. Matt's neck tastes like nutmeg. But his nuts taste more like cloves.
- Magic Hat
187. He thinks Iceland is a shop that sells food and drink!!
188. He eats cow pats and drinks jam rags
189. o fuck im wasting my time u've all said it for me!
- ur mother
190. He Didn't Take it to the HOUSE!!!
- Strong Mad
191. he hangs out with the los cincos faggots
- fuck off cunt
192. he wasted his time on this crap insted of compiling a 'reasons to kill
the los cincos boys list'
193. he's prettier than me
194. he's having my baby
195. cause he's so popular
- what's yours?
196. HE FUCKS MEN ALL DAYS AND SHITS ON HIS PARENTS
- gay banger
197. He loves the black mans cock and the gay white mans ass
- John jacob
198. 59.He's gay fart with a fat arse - i love matt club creator
WHOEVER PUT THAT SHOULD SHOOT THEMSELF THEY ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!
- I HATE GAYS
199.coz he is a fat pelican necked motherfucka with a cheese factory cock.
200.hes a faker, an ass, says the worst things that the wrong moment. and
he pisses me off.
- baby girl
"- whoever" means that that kid sent it in. Just thought I might clarify that for the 'less bright' champions.
Hmm, quite the list. Some very cool kids have tried to be funny, and some have failed and some have done quite well. Either way, now you can contribute to the growing list of reasons to hate Matt, simply by filling out the boxes below.