This is a list of random things I've written down in this book. There aren't that many but I'll keep adding them here when I think of them...
At our school everybody has their OWN hair!
Am I wearing any underwear?
But.. but.. That would stop your testicles from working!
Always look on the bright side of life - shine a torch in your eyes.
Would you like to nibble on my nuts, sweetcheeks?
And as I attack this orange with my teeth, I wonder, what did it ever do to me?
My spider senses are tingling! Oh no, wait, that's just the curry I had last night.
You're twising my melon, man!
That's it for now.. some are better than others but my personal favourite is the first one.
Why does hair have to grow on my backside?