Hi, some of you may think a whole page dedicated to erections is sick, if so why the hell are you here? Yeah that's random too. Anyway yeah this is about why the hell do erections happen in the most inconvenient of times?
Like once when this lass was sat on my knee (no names) i got an erection because I'm sexually starved and because of sod's law my dick started growing up the leg she was sat on... Why? Why not the other leg? Why did I have to be aroused at all? Anyway I'm not sure if she noticed but it doesn't matter.
Also I used to get aroused my the car on the way to school... God only knows why I think it was the vibrations or something, I'm not attracted to cars so don't worry. Though maybe you should worry because I've made a page about erections. Anyway the way I used to hide it while walking into school is to put my hand in my pocket and then no one will ever know.
Anyway the point of this is why do they happen at the worst times possible? It's ok when you're masturbating or something but at the other times, when you're with someone and not engaging in sexual activities with them, it just shouldn't happen.
The cure to this embarassment is to masturbate more often, it kind of dulls everything down I think, this exercise also eliminates wet dreams which is ok by me.
If anyone has an idea why they HAVE to happen at the worst times then email me or just come up and tell me.
You'll all be masturbating now, won't you