SAMPLE RANT
Thank you for taking my rant and it's a pleasure to have made the forum, let me get started.  Did you hear about the english blind golfer, David Morse, who got thrown out of a tournament because was appearantly not blind.  This guy was busted because he waved at a politician from thirty yards away; only too late did he realize, oops I'm supposed to be blind.  It is now under further investigation.  Secondly, this guy had only won one tournament in the five years he'd played in this league against other blind people and HE CAN SEE!  How bad of a golfer do you have to be to be able to see and you're still getting beat by blind guys?  Finally on this subject, who the hell is going to these tournaments, and who volunteers to sponsor these things.  It's not like the golferscan read the posters they have hanging around, or the logos on the cups they're drinking out of, and it's still pulling in more fans than the WNBA.

For heaven's sake shut that league down, can you say XFL?  No one wants to watch these "basketball" games, and that's why a record crowd is pulling a smashing capacity of 14,000.  Just have these she-hulks run in circles for 38 minutes, and then throw in a ball for the final two.  By the way, who won the national WNBA championship last year?  Exactly, no one knows, thank you, point well taken.

And I'm tried of turning on the news and hearing another one of these Hollywood/celebrities/self-proclaimed war experts on my television tell me how stupid George W. Bush is, and how he's going about the international scene all wrong. I'm sorry, the last time I check he graduated from Harvard and Yale with a 4.0; his council has only been studying the international situation for a combined hundreds of years.  And also while I was checking on that, I noticed that half of you out in So. Cal. (Hollywood) barely made it out of high school.  Go back to making your lame and predictable movies hollywood, and stay out of politics.  By the way, it's "President" Bush, not mister Bush, not Governor Bush, no matter who you voted for in 2000, show the respect the position deserves.  It's only the most powerful position on earth at this point in time.  Maybe some of you ought to go back to protecting the forests and saving the Australian Sugar Gliders.  We all know how important those are to society.

That's all I have, thanks again, I'M OUT!!!
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