AMERICA'S PAST TIME
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Some sports analysts describe MLB as being on the way up.  I don't know how they can come to this conclusion.  MLB is so far in the tank right now, they have Rosanna Bar for a next door neighbor, with her lovely and prospering carreer.  In 2004, this year, MLB was so bad that the NFL Draft brought in more viewers, listeners, and revenue than the 15 games they had scheduled that day combined.  The draft, the biggest crapshoot in all of sports.  And I'm not talking the 1st day debut of the 1st round allstars.  I'm talking about the Sunday gig, the 4th round and higher picks, the one that make you say, "With the 220th overall pick in the 2004 NFL draft the Cleveland Browns select, WHO"?  Some guys no ones ever heard of because he was the 5th string offensive lineman for Miami of Ohio.  And this draws more public interest than MLB, it makes me laugh.

In a sport where ticket prices are constantly being raised and the players are complaining that they are having trouble making ends meet, struggling on only 4 million a year, MLB decided that tickets are now not quite high enough for the few hundred people that actually still attend these pathetic games.  Team owners complain that their stadiums are too old, and then hit the city up for building them a bigger stadium with more seating.  Not a bigger field though, the fields are actually smaller, so the players can use their wooden rocket launchers and blast the balls half way into the upper deck riddling the empty seating, thus causing the scoring to skyrocket and changing the game completely.  An average MLB stadium seats just under 47,800 people when the average attendance is in the 20K region.  In 2003, attend for a MLB game was down 4.3% compared to 2002, which was down an addition 6.7% from the previous year.  Since 2001, MLB attendance has dropped over 11% and shows no signs of leveling off.  Now there is a true stat for MLB.  I'm done, thanks for shopping.
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