November 12, 2003
Burger King apologizes to breast-feeding mom (click to read) ...WHY!?!

        --This only further confirms why the state of
Utah sucks (no offense to persons I know living there...for some reason?  remember, this is only general offense to a state based on facts availible to the general public).  Not only do they have like 150,000 practicing f’in polygamists (punk @$$ bitch selfish men and no self-confidence, weak insecure women) and one of the highest suicide rates in the country (surprised you didn’t it?....they put on good facades.  but this Virginian won’t be fooled by fake smiles and short-sleeved collared shirts with dorky ties), now they’re getting on Burger King for asking an extremely audacious (and that’s putting it nicely) woman from breast-feeding (sorry but a major abhorrence in public) in one of their restaurants.  I’m sorry but I’m gonna stay away from getting on this stupid, inconsiderate, mostly likely immature woman.  Breast-feeding in public is akin to me walking in a Burger King, pulling out my wee-wee and peeing in the trashcan in front of everyone.  Keith, they so aren’t the same thing, that’s gross! Let’s see here; both expose sexual organs, both emit bodily fluids, and both are perfectly natural occurrences.  I rest my case.  The worst part is that Utah state law says a woman has a right to breast-feed anywhere.  I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised.  Utah has sucked every since it was commandeered from the Native Americans (the American government in general deserves much blame also).  I advise against researching the state’s history, it’s ugly....and now this.  I'm sure there's other sucky states out there, but cheese whiz, this one is a dousy.  And what’s wrong breastfeeding mothers across America!?!?  Why can’t you just do your business in the privacy of your own home, or the privacy of your car, or the privacy of a deserted area?  You’re embarrassing your kid too.  Ah gee, the humanity...
      Burger King, you have my approval to admonish any woman caught breastfeeding in your restaurants.  If you don’t, you may have a serial pee’er in your midst.  Beware mothers with small children.