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November, 18, 2003
Random thoughts and reasons why I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible

• It annoys the heck out of me people that, and not because they’re not smart, ignorantly refuse to expand their communication mediums by learning and using electronic mail, and to a lesser extent, electronic messaging. Unless you’re in a nursing home, there is no excuse not to get on your butt, spend like five minutes activating one of the million free email accounts you can, and joining the pipeline that almost all of your peers already communicate within. Unless your nonsensical pride to remain in the Dark Ages of technology (Omish folk you hear me!? You ain’t foolin me with your carriages and farms! You might be able to fool some Pennsylvania persons, but God will not be mocked by your attempts at human holiness!) is insanely overwhelming, start using that analytical brain of yours, log on, and start using email! And don’t be one of those persons that says, “Oh I only check my email like once a week.” That doesn’t fly in 2003. You can check your email anywhere, everyday nowadays. No more excuses people.

• Reasons why I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible:

        1. If time travel or quantum travel were invented by engineers, I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible.

        2. If the bones of Jesus Christ were found or any other empirical evidence disproving the Resurrection were found by archeologists, I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible.

        3. If the multiverse cosmological model was proved to be correct by astrophysicists, I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible.

        4. If intelligent life was discovered apart from Earth by SETI-people I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible.

        5. If I converted to Hedonism (though tempting), I would have sex with as many women as possible as many times as possible.

• I think the kind of and age of a car a person owns says a lot about their personality.

• “But she did not return his look. Her attention was focused on her stockbroker friends. Typical, Chris thought. No matter what they said, women were only attracted to men with power and money. Even manic and sleazy men like these two.” -excerpt from Timeline, by Michael Crichton

-I’m an amateur scientist, and in my observations, I think Michael Crichton tells the truth. Women can try to deny it all they want (and if this isn't true, you women do a terrible job at making it seem that the most important qualities in a guy aren’t his bank account or where "he’s headed" but the way he treats women, his honesty, his compassion, his patience, his selflessness, his ability to not want to dominate or control you, and his security in being single) but they are only attracted to guys with power and money. They might object to those specifics, but ultimately deep down they are attracted to guys that are what they call “motivated” and have “self confidence” which results in power and money, which they like to be married to. This is the one area I can exonerate my gender from. We guys don’t care if a woman has money or power. In fact we’re actually more attracted to women that aren’t into money and power because not only does that indicate a woman of low maintenance, but it also means the girl won’t be driving up the credit card bills. Sure we guys are superficial when it comes to our physical attractions (we may not care about money and power but we sure do care about boob, waist, and hip size), but you girls are just as guilty when it comes to your “status/future status” attractions. And don’t lie to me and say money isn’t an issue and that it’s ok if he can’t afford the .75carat diamond. Remember ladies, less than 1% of women will ever own a diamond of a carat or more, so keep going for the guys with money and power and earthly motivation like you always have been because we all know you couldn’t be caught dead with a, gasp...... synthetic moissanite or blue iolite ring.

• I’d rather be estranged from my family on Earth and be loved and accepted by my Heavenly family than be loved and accepted by my family on Earth and be estranged from Heaven.