January 23, 2004
My girlfriend
--People always ask me, “Hey Keith, do you have a girlfriend? I mean you’re such a nice and good-looking guy, I’d think you’d have to hold back hordes of women.” Well I appreciate your compliments, they’re flattering, but I’d have to say sorry ladies, but I’m already taken. I mean, if you name your car after a girl, you’re obviously enamored with them to the point of a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.
Now you’re saying that you don’t believe me, that I’m pulling this phantom girlfriend out of thin air...well I’m here to prove you wrong and I in fact have empirical proof that yes, my girlfriend does indeed exist. Oh you can refute this proof as much as you want and say that she’s not real and stuff...but a picture is worth a thousands words. So without further Freddie Adu, I present to you my girlfriend....the beautiful, jovial, Rikku... What a sweetie! Valentine's Day is coming up ya know.... :) |
