Hoang Le

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See the resemblance?

This handsome hunk here is who we in the group call as the Super Invisible Invincible Man. He has a really nice set of boobs that he has been working on since the ninth grade. His girlfriend is Thao.smurfette

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I first came to really know Hoang when I was in the ninth grade when I found out that he was the one that blew the football game back in the eight grade. He went to Beverly Hills Intermediate while I attended the rival school Thompson Intermediate. Well most of us here know what happened at the game, but for the few who don't...Hoang Le had the pass for the game winning touchdown, wide open, and boom...the next thing I saw, he was kneeling down on the endzone, with his helmet to the ground...poor guy, having to live with that disgrace for the rest of his life. No matter what he does now, this game will always come back to haunt him, because like i say "you just f**k one goat..."

Something about Hoang is also very interesting. Since I have known him in high school, I have always thought that he was very intelligent, but somewhat dingy at times. He always made good grades and seemed to be really smart (even though he has the grammar and the literacy of a first grader). But since entering college at the University of St. Thomas, many of us in the group never could have wondered a person like Hoang is actually around. The boy is so clueless, its unreal. Maybe it is due to the fact that his girlfriend always walks around with a big carrot up her butt, but it just amazes me that a person like him exists. Most of you know what I am talking about.

This is a bit about his girlfriend. She is about 2' tall and lives in a village made of mushroom houses with the rest of her blue skinned friends. Ocassionally, you may be able to spot her running with the squirrels in the trees. I always say that she has a carrot lodged up her butt, because sometimes she gets big time anal over very little things. We just met her this past year during the first semester. The UST crew (Hoang, Truong, and myself) went down to the UC (University Center at the University of Houston) and happened to see Thao. Thao was there because she knew our friends who were attending UH. Anyway, Thao saw Hoang's smooth baby butt face and immediately got interested. So things led from one thing to another, and they went out. The stupid thing about the whole thing is that the were dating each other for like 10,000 months before they started going out. This was due to the fact that Thao and her old fashioned smurf self had to be ask "you want to be my girlfriend" or something to that extent. Pssshhhh....I thought that was pretty stupid. But oh well, seeing those two go out sometimes make me feel like those two were made for each other since they are soo freaking goofy.

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