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| Elect Jean Beaupre to Congress | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Why vote for me: Because I can't do any worse than the chuckleheads already there. Plus the pay and benefits are great! And those of you who know me and like me know I'll do a good job. And those of you who don't like me, well this is a good way to get me out of town. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Who I am: I'm a 30 year old mechanical engineer who designs surgical products. Law and politics have always been intersting to me, so seeing what goes on daily irritates me. Think of this as a "Mr Smith Goes to Washington" thing. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Where I am running for office: Specifically for the Cincinnati area. But write me in for any office. Anywhere (Georgia, Idaho, where ever). You know those commissioner and judgeships that only one person is running for? Write me in for those too! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How to vote for me: Well, the only way is as a write in candidate. You may have to ask for a write in slip. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| My qualifications: I can run for just about anything except President. There's probably residency laws and some sort of registration rules that apply, but that has stopped cartoon characters from running as write in candidates for years. Ok, I don't have any felonies, which probably counts against you when running for office, but it's not a disqualification. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Funding: So far, not one cent has been spent on my campaign, and I hope to keep it that way. If you want proof, just look at how lousy this web page is! But how about this: if you want something for your vote, buy yourself a snack or beer or something (Is it illegal to bribe yourself? Hmmm...) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign Goal: I want to get at least 10 votes this year. Then next time they do something dumb in Washington, at least I'll have tried. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Party Affiliation: None! I don't want to be beholden to any political organization other than the voters I pander to. And I probably won't do much pandering either. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign Promises: 1) I promise to piss off people in Washington 2) I promise to piss off people at home 3) I promise to think of more promises |
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| Legislative agenda: 1) Support fiscal responsibility in the budget. 2) Actually read the proposed laws before voting on them. 3) Simplify tax code (not necessarily reduce taxes). 4) Restructure SS, Medicare/Medicaid, health insurance, etc to fit with the reality of an aging population with limited resources. 5) Make it so that cigarette butts are biodegradable |
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| Number of people who have listened to my crazy proposal: (This includes me checking the page several times) |
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| Why no picture of me: The idea is to get people to vote for me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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