Step 1: Buy a $300 Cadilac.
Step 2: Get a bumper sticker that says,"Ghetto Slave."
Step 3: Learn ebonics.
Step 4: Eat chitlins.
Step 5: Learn to eat turnip greens.
Step 6: Learn to read this, "Yo dog pimp slut house monkey."
Step 7: Buy speakers that cost more than the car.
Step 8: Smell like &@#!.
Step 9: Get some food stamps.
Step 10: Get aphro grease.
Step 11: Comb the hair that you don't have.
Step 12: Have ten kids with twenty other women.
Step 13: Grow big lips.
Step 14: Loose tooth brush.
Step 15: Loose arm pit deoderant.
Step 16: Play basketball without a backboard on the basketball goal.
Step 17: Get jiggy with it.
Step 18: Love yo momma.
Step 19: Become one with cornbread.
Step 20: Buy a $300 Cadilac.
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