2. Lick her toes while she is driving.
3. Tell her you will pay for a face lift.
5. Tell her parents that you will try you hardest to keep her blood alcohol level below 3.
6. If she wants a kiss slip in your finger.
7. Ask her if your other girlfriend looks better than her.
8. Tell her that her zits look bad.
9. When she asks how she looks say that your momma looks better.
10. If she want a commentment tell her that your toe hurts.
11. If you watch a movie watch what you want.
12. Tell her to treat you like a lady.
13. Ask if she is as fat as she looks.
14. Bring a picture of a model and glue it onto her face.
15. See if she has warts on her armpit.
16. Tell her to scrub the yellow off your teeth.
17. If she wants to go study then tell her "Go right on ahead I'm going to bed."
18. When she falls gather a crowd and laugh at her.
19. So that even her crabs are contaminated.
20. When she wants a second chance tell her that hoes are to plentiful.