Pick banana! Pick, pick banana! Pick banana pick pick banana! Peel banana peel peel banana peel banana peel peel banana! eat banana eat eat banana eat banana eat eat banana! GO banana GO GO banana GO banana GO GO banana!!! - Iain's Banana Song

"Everything turned to custard...cold lumpy custard!"

"The crew, we don't actually suffer from insantiy... We actually enjoy it." - Iain

"GOTTA GET MY HARNESS ON!" - John

"Um I can't remember ay..." - John

"Riaow!" - Laura

"Yee Haa!" - Callum

"Wassup girlfriend!" - Pascal

"I don't wanna die!!!" - Pascal

"Oh yeah thats a clear day in Merchison" - Matai

"Go the Rawleighs!" - Emma and Shelley

"Ow anyone got water... water?" - David

"I'm here to have fun." - Mark (Watch Leader)

"Nicky you're having too much fun." -Mark (Watch Leader)

We've broken needles stitching heads before." - Nigel

"You can't mend mince!" - Nigel

"Life isn't a dress rehersal..." - Nigel

"The floggings will continue until the crew moral improves." - Nigel's T-shirt on trainee day.

"Oi! Stop making babies you two!" Liz (Watch Leader)

"Yeah I'ld just like to thank my Mum and my Dad. The boys played well on the wing and came out on top." - Carl

"Your body loses a soup bowl full of cells everyday." - Kihini

"Shit man." - Raphael

"Tired." - Raphael

"Fuck bro." - Raphael

"Good Sleep." - Raphael

"Does anyone have some nailpolish?" - Neil

"Oh see it's all good cop/bad cop, this time I'm the good cop next voyage we'll swap." - Gordon

"Yeah I Just opened a can of soft..." - Gordon

"...Steel doesn't care." - Gordon

"It's called a boom, because that's the sound it makes when it hits you in the head." - Gordon

"All I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarden..." - Gordon

"Hey bro..." - Rodger

"True al." - Rodger

"Doobaloo!" - Roger

"Cook me some eggs!" - Rodger

"There once was an egg named Gordon,
who loved to get up in the mornin'.
He went for a swim,
to try and get thin,
but things didn't go so well for old Gordon.

He's been on this ship 7 nights, 7 days,
the thing he feared most was to end in Carl's tray.
First came the custard,
lumpy and cold.
Then the Mac Cheese,
that no stomach could hold.

Gordy escaped Carl's mayo, filled rolls, scrambled eggs,
much to the thanks of his trusty sea legs.
he stayed in his tray,
round many a bay,
and managed to last till that fateful day...

Little words of advice from second mate Rodge,
that fateful banana helped dodge Carl's Spoldge.
He sighed from relief,
but his life was to be brief,
With few eggs in his tray,
he gritted his teeth.

It came to the day when his life was near end,
He knew it was down to point, break or bend.
He wanted to run,
He wanted to hide,
He planned his escape down a trusty slide...

I might just add that, that slide was hellishly successful!!! Go Port A!" - The crew of Port A's egg poem.

"Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The city of angels
Lonely as I am, Together we cry...

I drive on her streets, 'Cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills, 'Cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
I never worry, Now that is a lie...

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way...

It's hard to believe, That there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe, That I'm all alone
At least I have her love, The city she loves me
Lonely as I am, Together we cry...

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all that way...

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away." - Red Hot Chili Peppers 'Under the Bridge'