UWL Matches
Here are the matches and attacks that went on during my time in the UWL.
I will provide some insight as well.

Torey Rader vs. Phantom
Rader wins with the Beautifier at 11:22

Bill : I've been told something is going on in the back. We are going live to our camera crew who are in the locker room of the Twin Towers of Power.

The scene switches to a live shot of the locker room. It is completely trashed. Lockers are over turned and there is graffiti everywhere. Most of it reading "RWL Sucks" or "Regulators Territory".

Chris : That place is trashed. I know these Regulators want to make a name for themselves, but pissing off the biggest tag team in the UWL is probably not the best way to get famous here.

(Ah yes, the first enterence of the Regulators in the UWL. Not sure why it was in the Twin Towers of Power locker room, but it had to be in someones.)

Apocalypse vs. The Bad Guy
Apocalypse by DQ when Katrina Highkick nailed him with a steel chair at 14:25

Chris : That Katrina is high-strung. Apparently, Apocalypse said something she didn't like, and she just walked right into the ring and whacked him.

Bill : Apocalypse is out like a light. He is still lying at ringside.

Twin Towers of Power vs. Law and Order
Twin Towers win when Sinister hit Judge Doe with a german suplex at 00:58
After the match was over, Twin Towers really went to work, until the rest of the Regulators came out to make the save.

Chris : See, I told ya that pissing off a team that weighs over a thousand pounds is never a good idea. The Regulators had to learn that the hard way.

Suicide King vs. Anubis
TV Title Match
Caribbean Strap Match
Suicide King hit the 4th turnbuckle at 13:21
Suicide King retains the UWL TV Title
Nearing the end of the match, the ref caught a lariat intended for Suicide King. As soon as the ref was down, The Bad Guy came from the back and nailed Anubis in the back of the head with a razor bat. He then woke the ref up, and after that, it was easy for a stunned Suicide King to gain the win.

Chris : We need medical attention out here for Anubis. He is bleeding profusely. Any idea what that was all about Bill?

Bill : An old grudge perhaps?

(I attacked Anubis because he was in the RWF and I had to introduce my Razor Bat!)

Bad Guy vs. Anubis
Razor Bat Match
Bad Guy with the Edge at 6:54

Chris : I thought going into this match that the first person that would connect with that bat was going to be the winner. Shows how right I am. There is just no way to mount a comeback after taking a lethal shot to the forehead like Anubis did.

(My first Razor Bat match in the UWL but not my last)

Law and Order vs. Special Needs vs. T.O.B.Y.
T.O.B.Y. over Needs when Phile pulled down the top rope at 1:00
L & O over TOBY when Eric Kreuger hit Tobclaw with an Aztecan suplex at 3:53

Bill : That went by fast !

Chris : Law and Order were serious about winning this match, and they have a shot at getting the title match.

Cruiserweight Battle Royal For UWL World Cruiserweight Championship

Gino Vanni threw Frenzy at :08
Justin Sanders threw Gino Vanni at :37
Disturbed threw Justin Sanders at 1:10
Phobia threw Bestial Reality at 5:46
Disturbed threw Phobia at 7:05
Basketcase threw Suicide King at 16:04
Basketcase beat Phantom with a Firebird Splash at 17:17
Disturbed threw Vin True at 18:00
Disturbed beat Max Rage with the Gerbil at 18:39
Basketcase threw Disturbed at 21:22
Fallout threw Stryfe at 22:38
Fallout threw Basketcase at 25:37
Fallout is the NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

Fallen Heroes vs. Kindred Spirits vs. Law And Order
Triple Threat, #1 Contender Match
Heroes over L&O when Stryfe hit the Moment of Truth on Eric Krueger at 3:21
Heroes over Spirits after True was hit with the Total Elimination at 7:53
Heroes are the #1 CONTENDERS

Big Time Brawlers vs. Law & Order
BTB when Kennan Mason used a DDT on Eric Krueger at 8:22

Chris : The Brawlers pull out a win over one of the newer teams here in the UWL.

Bill : L&O got robbed here. Mason hit that DDT at the last possible second, right when Krueger was going for a small package. I don’t think that move hurt as much as was surprising.

UWL TV TITLE BATTLE ROYAL

Deadpool threw Jetrel at 2:01
Deadpool threw Sinister at 2:07
Jason Kent threw Judge Doe at 5:18
Agent Orange threw Jay-T at 7:24
Tobacca threw Anubis 12:27
Phantom threw Frenzy at 17:48
Legion threw Oderus Urungus at 23:56
Marauder beat Suicide King with an inverted DDT at26:00
Justin Sanders threw Devil’s Advocate at 27:27
Legion defeated Justin Sanders with a swinging neck breaker at 28:40
Nathan Kent threw J.T. Lawless at 30:50
Legion threw Cannibal at 39:53
Legion defeated Gino Vanni with the Last Breath at 40:37
Disturbed thew Apocalypse at 43:04
Pumpkin Head threw Draco at 45:09
Pumpkin Head threw Torey Rader at 45:19
Deadpool threw J-Dog at 46:10
Legion defeated Phobia with the Last Breath at 55:09
Kennan Mason defeated Brick Smith with the Kennan Krunch at 1:01:15
Shrapnel threw Flatliner at 1:01:58
Tobacca threw Sal Ubri at 1:03:10
Shrapnel threw Toboy at 1:06:46
Deadpool defeated Shrapnel with the Deathwish 1:10:20
Deadpool threw Basketcase at 1:10:44
Phantom threw Agent Orange at 1:13:48
Tobclaw threw Hannibal at 1:16:28
Reaper threw Kennan Mason at 1:19:38
Bestial Reality threw Stryfe at 1:26:55
Max Rage threw Tobclaw at 1:24:09
Bestial Reality threw Boogie Man at 1:25:24
Bestial Reality threw Disco Toby at 1:26:15
Eric Krueger threw Raging Demon at 1:27:41
Bestial Reality threw Nathan Kent at 1:28:55
Bad Guy threw Tobacca at 1:32:56
Doomsday threw Bad Guy at 1:33:55
Doomsday threw Bestial Reality at 1:37:52
Doomsday threw Deadpool at 1:37:57
Eric Krueger threw Marauder at 1:41:59
Max Rage threw Doomsday at 1:42:54
Eric Krueger threw Max Rage 1:43:38
Reaper threw Switchblade at 1:47:48
Reaper threw Pumpkin Head at 1:48:08
Eric Krueger threw Phantom 1:49:33
Disturbed threw Legion at 1:50:18
Disturbed threw Jason Kent at 1:52:03
Eric Krueger threw Vin True at 1:53:17
Jerry Rose threw Reaper at 1:56:32
Disturbed threw Eric Krueger at 1:57:29
Jerry Rose defeated Disturbed with a fallaway slam at 1:58:10
JERRY ROSE IS THE NEW UWL TV CHAMPION !!!

(Eric Krueger threw the Phantom out, that bastard. :)

Law and Order vs. Twin Towers of Power
TT o P when Sinister pinned Judge Doe after a legsweep faceslam at 23:00

Bill : Why don’t we just be honest here. Sinister hit Doe with brass knuckles when the ref wasn’t looking, making his honor ripe for a faceslam and a win for the Towers.

Phantom vs. Tobclaw
I Quit match
Phantom when he used the X-File at at 10:21

Chris : That was one hell of a match. Tobclaw wasn’t even able to answer the refereee, which was as close enough to an I quit as he needed to end the match.

Disco Toby vs. Bad Guy
Razor Bat Match – Bad Guy with the Edge at 7:01
Table Death Match – Toby with a powerslam through the table at 10:49
Chairshot Survival Match – Bad Guy when Disco couldn’t answer the ten count at 16:22

Bill : Now that was a fun match to watch. Both of these guys gave it their all in all three matches. But a WICKED chair shot by Bad Guy in the final match spelled the end for Disco Toby.

(I thought it was a cool idea to have a 2 out 3 falls match being a different type every fall. Another Razor Bat match win!)

Aftermath vs. Law and Order
L&O when Krueger hit Fallout with the Final Arguement at 12:18
Dynamite just can't stay away from the ring when the Second Coming are involved. He waited until Fallout was tagged, then ran down and nailed him with the 2x4. He distracted TNT so L&O would get the pin, and then took off to the back.

Congo Connection vs. The Regulators
Regulators when Jason Kent hit the screwdriver at Hannibal at 20:19
As the Regulators were walking back after their victory, the Regulator stable jump them from behind, along with 4 other masked men. The masked men beat on Rose, while the others work over Jason. Satsified with the carnage, the stable drapes a sheet over the tag team that reads "The True Regulators have struck again!"

(I believe the 4 other masked men were TOBY because we were in talks to form what would become the Epidemic.)

Draco vs. Misery
Misery over Draco with a gutwrench suplex at 8:23
Just as Misery walked through the curtain to go to his locker room, he was met by a vicious chairshot, courtesy of J-Dog. Misery was KO'ed from the blow. J-Dog smirked, and left.

(J-Dog would join me later and on a side note, he would also form an alliance with Misery as well. That's wrestling for ya.)

Bad Guy vs. Jerry Rose - TV TITLE MATCH
Rose with the 187 Spike at 10:49
Rose retains the TV Title
Everyone is all about interfering tonight. First, Jetrel came down when the ref got bumped. (Our poor refs.) He first laid out Rose with DDT. Bad Guy smiled, but that vanished when he recieved an inverted DDT from Jetrel. Jeterel then disappeared into the midst of the 'Fallen'. Then, just as the Bad Guy was getting up, Jason Kent came in and nailed him with the kendo stick, and Rose got the pin. As soon as the match was over, Jason came back in and continued to beat on Bad Guy. He wailed on Bad Guy's back with the kendo stick until the stick snapped in half, leaving the Bad Guy's back a bloody mess. They then grabbed Jerry's belt and headed for the back.

(The Bad Guy got his ass beat a lot in the UWL because he was so hated. That's a sign of a good gimmick.)

Devil’s Advocate vs. Max Rage
DA with a superplex at 10:05
After the match was over,4 masked men, 4 cloaked men, and 4 men in shrouds surrounded the ring. Just as they stormed the ring, the lights went out. When they came back on, Devil’s Advocate was a bloody mess. A blood red ‘E’ was painted on his chest. A big message was painted in the ring for him : “We’re comin for ya DA”

(The start of the Epidemic. I worked hard to get this stable going and keeping it alive.)

Bad Guy vs. Misery
Bad Guy tried to get out of wrestling this match. He came down to ringside in a wheelchair, rolled to the ring by Phantom, who he said was taking his place. Then Misery taunted him for a while, prompting Bad Guy to get out of his chair. The ref saw this, sent Phantom to the back, and ordered a pissed off/embarrased Bad Guy to wrestle.
Misery with a roll up at 7:28
Give this one to Deadpool. He came down to ringside and blasted Bad Guy with a cane, allowing Misery to get the victory.

(Misery and the Bad Guy had a lot of history before this. The Bad Guy was a mixture of old school and new school, so he would try to get out of a match.)

Basketcase vs. Phantom
Phantom with the X-File at 12:23

Chris : The Regulators stable fared better in this match than the last one.

Bill : I just got handed this note from the Front Office. Not only has the AHT/Legion/Dynamite/TNT ordeal been signed, but get this. Jason Kent and Jerry Rose vs. any two members of the Regulators stable for the rights to the Regulators name. I see there is a personal comment from the front office “Its time for the bickering to end”.

(I believe that I asked for this match.)

TOBY vs. House of Pain vs. Law and Order
It took a while for the match to finally begin. Right at the outset, Special Needs come riding to the ring on llamas. They said they have a gift for TOBY and open two huge sacks that they brought with them. At this point security grabbed them, but it didn’t stop some electrical tape covered hamsters and gerbils from escaping the bag, which took a little while to catch. Apparently, the sacks were filled with them.
TOBY over L&O at 11:39 when Tobclaw used the Claw of Death on Krueger
TOBY over HoP when Tobclaw used a small package on Shrapnel at 21:21
As soon as the last pin happened the lights went out. When they came back on, the only thing in the ring were two wiggling body bags. When security finally got to the ring, they opened them up and found House of Pain inside. HoP apparently got quite a beating after the match and had to be helped to the back.

Chris : So much stuff happened, I don’t even know what to say. I wonder who was behind that little attack that the HoP caught.

(It's been so long that I forgot. I guess it could of been TOBY and Law & Order.)

Splatterhouse vs. Law & Order
L&O defeated Splatterhouse when Judge Doe hit Flatliner with the Sentence at 21:54
As L&o walk up the ramp after winning the match, House of Pain appears up on the big Screen. Warmonger begins to speak "Law and Order, now you will learn what it means to mess with the big boys" The screen is a diversion though as HoP comes rappeling down from the rafters. They land behind L&O gagging them with chloroform rags, they tie them to a HoP symbol and begin hoisting them into the air but as they are going up, Warmonger and Shrapnel begin laughing hysterically as they walk away.

Misery vs. Reaper
Reaper won by DQ at 10:37
Bad Guy came to ringside with a razorbat in his hands. When it appeared he was going toconfront Misery he smacked Reaper in the face with the bat giving him the win. Bad Guy fled into the crowd with an enraged Misery on his heels.

(Had to pay Misery back for making the Bad Guy wrestle the card before.)

Brick Smith vs. Phantom
Phantom made Smith submit to the X-File at 14:01

Bad Guy vs Nathan Kent
Iron Man Match
16:08 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
18:39 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
20:34 Kent def. Bad Guy with the Red Light Vision
22:26 Kent def. Bad Guy with the RLV
26:11 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
30:16 Bad Guy def. Kent with a spear
30:40 Bad Guy def. kent with the Edge
35:27 Kent def. Bad Guy with a scorpion deathlock
37:29 Kent def. Bad Guy with a DDT
40:15 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
40:40 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
43:47 Kent def. Bad Guy with the RLV
48:10 Bad Guy def. Kent with the Edge
52:16 Kent def. Bad Guy with the RLV
55:02 Kent def. Bad Guy with the RLV
58:11 Kent def. Bad Guy with the RLV

Nathan Kent and the Bad Guy battled to a draw. This match could have gone both ways, both men showed why they are two of the superstars here.

Jake “The Player” Ryan vs. Phantom
Ryan with the Royal Elbow at 7:07

(Who?? I don't think he was heard of after this match.)

Soul Assassins vs. Law and Order
L&O when Judge Doe used the Sentence on Agent Orange at 46:28

Chris : It seemed like this match was going to go on forever. It seemed like all men involved were going to drop from exhaustion when Doe finally ended it.

Aftermath vs. House of Pain
Aftermath when TNT hit the Nitro Drop on Shrapnel at 12:58
TNT was in the ring for so long, he didn’t notice Dynamite sneak down from the back. He fished under the ring, and found what Fallout placed down there for later. An aluminum baseball bat. He crept up behind Fallout, and blasted him in the back of the knee. Fallout went down like a stack of dimes. Then, as HoP went to leave the ring after the match, the Regulators stable appeared at the top of the ramp…

Bad Guy : House of Pain, consider this your payback. Very soon, the UWL will be under siege by a plague that will not soon be forgotten. The lights then go out. A scuffle is heard going on in the ring. All of sudden, someone gets on the mic and says : “Yoohoo, we’ll make you famous.” The lights then come back on. HoP is tied up in the ropes, and a huge red E is painted in the middle of the ring.

(Most of my attacks were more than just attacks, they got a message across.)

Misery vs. Bad Guy
Misery with the Bi-Polar DDT at 25:36
After the match was over, a man wearing a black trenchcoat and mask walks to the ring holding a razor bat. He flips the bat to Misery who begins beating Bad Guy with it. The masked man gets in the ring and helps beat on Bad Guy. After rendering Bad Guy to a bloody mess, they throw him out of the ring. The masked man then throws off his mask and reveals himself to be : TOM “THE SURVIVOR” TENNANT!

Tennant : Ladies and Gentlemen of the UWL, the Survivor has finally made his way here. My goal here in the UWL is to help my firend, and his friends totally dominate this league. My other goal is to capture the UWL Frenzy title. Misery here is the Hardcore Icon, and I’m the Master of Hardcore. Everyone’s worst nightmare has come true, as Misery and the Survivor are back together. We are taking over this league : SURVIVOR STYLE!

Both men leave the ring, laughing.

Chris : Add another superstar to the ranks of the UWL, Tom Tennant.

Bill : They sure made a mess out of Bad Guy. The EMT’s have taken him to the back and are working on him as we speak.

(Where ever you see one, you see the other just like IceMan and Bad Guy. I always hated Tom more because I had to drop the IWL World Title to his dumb ass.)

Henry Spain : That's right to we bring to you a new day in Triumph history. With A Midsummer's Nightmare only a few short days away, you can feel the electricity in the air. There's some bad blood between some of the wrestlers here in the UWL....what the hell?!..speaking of this bad blood, the newcomer J-Dog has hit the ring and with a mic in hand it just goes to show that anybody can get on the mic nowadays.

Hess : Let's take it to the ring and see what the man has to say. You can guarantee that it has to do with Geist. J-Dog stands in the ring with mic in hand, Staring down the ramp.

J-Dog : Geist, it is only a few short days, a matter of hours until I get to drag your carcass all across the ring. But you know sitting in the back, I figured why the hell should we wait. Bring your ass out here Casper the Ghost, let's do it now and give the fans what they want.

J-Dog drops the mic, standing defiantly waiting for Geist to come out. He doesn't have to wait long. Geist starts walking down the ramp to the ring with a mic in his hand. As he's walking he starts to bring the mic up to speak but a fan interrupts him. As he stands there talking to the fan, a man wearing a mask comes running down the ramp, chair in hand. Before Geist can get his guard up the man nails him with a chairshot to the head, dropping him. As the man kicks Geist, J-Dog comes running down to help the man beat on him. Before security can get there J-Dog and the mystery man escape into the crowd.

(I included this because J-Dog is my boy and I think the masked man was the Bad Guy. Of course, it could have been Titan as they were tag partners.)

Phantom vs. Ricky Lionheart
R. Lionheart defeated Phantom at 19:59 by DQ.

Spain : Man, Phantom had this match won. After being upset with the ref about some slow counts Phantom just snapped. He ended up hitting Lionheart with a chair and he slapped the X-File on the ref.

(I bet that ref gave up too, :)

Aftermath vs. Law&Order
L&O defeated Aftermath at 17:56 when Judge Doe made Fallout submit to a cobra clutch

Spain : Aftermath was dominating this match until Dynamite came strolling down to ringside. He played the role of the innocent until he said something to TNT that he must not have liked. TNT chased Dynamite back into the dressing room area, leaving Fallout by himself. It didn't take long for Law and Order to pick up the win then.

The Bad Guy vs. Demascus Uur
Uur defeated Bad Guy at 14:26 by Taqwa

(First off, what kinda name is Demascus Uur and second what is a Taqwa?)

Law and Order vs. House of Pain
Brass Knuckles Match
HoP when Warmonger hit a Liger Bomb on Judge Doe at 5:35

Chris : The look on the faces of HoP told the story about this match, it was all about vengeance. They came into this match looking for blood.

Bill : And they got it. Judge Doe is being treated for excessive blood loss right now. And Shrapnel doesn’t look that good either.

Chris : I don’t know, but I’m hearing something is going on in the back. Let’s cut to our camera crew.

The scene changes, and we see an unconscious Misery. J-Dog is standing over him holding a can of spray paint and a baseball bat. There is a big E on Misery’s chest, and J-Dog keeps yelling "How you like me now, bitch !" Four masked men then appear out of nowhere, and pick up Misery. All five men walk to the ring and dump Misery right in the center. The four masked men remove their masks and its T.O.B.Y. Tobacca grabs the mic.

Tobacca : The True Icon, Misery ? I don't think so. First of all, I think that you have figured out by now that J-Dog is with us. But the party doesn't stop there, we brought some more friends along...

At that point, Kindred Spirits rappel from the ceiling, and the Regulators stable slides out from under the ring. The stand triumphant in the ring and stare out into the crowd, which doesn't know how to react.

Tobacca : UWL, the superstable of the milennium is pounding on your door. The Epidemic has come, and there is no getting rid of it.

Tobacca drops the mic and all men leave the ring.

Bill : An absolute devastating sneak attack by J-Dog, followed by the birth of Epidemic. I guess we know who has been jumping people right and left around here now.

Chris : And now that people know who they are, I guarantee they made a whole lot of enemies tonight.

(The biggest stable in UWL history for sure. Don't know why Tobacca got to speak since Bad Guy was the leader of the group, but maybe he sent in the attack.)

The Regulators (Kent/Rose) vs. The Regulators (Bad Guy/Phantom)
Rights to Regulators Match
Regulators when Kent hit the Screwdriver on Phantom at 14:09
Regulators (Kent/Rose) win the rights!

(Now, I don't mind losing but this really pissed me off because they broke up right after this. Prez Beacom knew this but let them win since they were in the UWL first, total bullshit.)

Marauder vs. Ricky Lionheart
Lionheart with the Wipeout at 7:17
After the match ended, Disco Toby jumped the gates and slid into the ring. Lionheart turned and was about to attack when Disco took out a huge envelope with a big red E on it. He dropped it at the feet of Lionheart, and then joined the rest of T.O.B.Y. in walking to the back.

Chris : What was that all about ?

Bill : If I had to guess, I bet that was an invitation. I guess Epidemic is starting to recruit some more.

(Did they ask the rest of the stable if it was ok for Lionheart to join? I don't think so.)

Chris : I am hearing that something is going on in the back…

The scene cuts to a shot of the outside of the restroom in the arena. When the camera man tries to go in, Kindred Spirits come out and push him out of the way so they can get past. When the camera man does finally get through, he sees that the stalls have been trashed, and Oderus Urungus is lying in a heap on top of them all.

Bill : It doesn’t look like the war between the Needs and the Spirits will ever let up…now what is going on in the back?

This time, the camera crew is racing out back. They hear some screaming coming from a nearby construction yard. When they get there, they see that Misery and Tennant grabbed J-Dog. They wrap his ankles with barbed wire, and motion to a nearby crane, which Preacher is driving. He lowers the hook and they secure J-Dog. They give the go-ahead to Preacher and he raises the crane about 15 feet in the air. All three men light up cigarettes and leave.

Bill : OK, there was no reason for that!

Chris : J-Dog Pinatas! Get one for your next party!

Bill : Will you shut up!

(Kindred Spirits wasn't really into the Epidemic, I don't think, as much as the rest of us.)

Cruiserweight Title Shot – 4 Corners Match
Phantom
Disco Toby
Suicide King
Dynamite

Phantom over Suicide King with Steinerline at 8:33
Disco Toby over Phantom with the Disco Ball at 17:53
Right before the fight got underway, the lights went out. When they came back on, Dynamite was out cold in the middle of the ring, making it easy for Disco Toby to hit his finisher for the win.
Disco Toby over Dynamite with the Disco Ball at 18:01

TV Title Shot – 4 Corners Match
Jetrel
Bad Guy
Misery
Deadpool

Bad Guy over Jetrel with the Edge at 14:00
Bad Guy over Deadpool with a fallaway slam at 14:43
At this point, Johnny Damien decided to make his presence known. When Misery was thrown to the ropes, he got a barbed wire bat shot to the back of the head from Damien.
Bad Guy over Misery with the Edge at 15:38
Damien then flipped the bat to Bad Guy and told him to finish what he started before he disappeared into the crowd. Bad Guy got in a few shots before the rest of the Eliminators came down and chased him off.

Chris : It seems like the matches that end in clean pins are becoming less and less popular.

Bill : I see what you mean.

(I'll take interference, but I didn't ask for it nor need it.)

Tag Team Title Shot – Battle Royal
Boogie Man threw Gino Vanni at 1:43
Bestial Reality beat Shrapnel with a Tongan Death Grip at 4:18
Sabotage threw Torey Rader at 5:44
Bestial threw Toboy at 7:01
Flatliner threw Brock Swanson at 9:47
Sabotage threw Boogie Man at 13:14
Eric Krueger threw Dyrt at 19:18
Krueger threw Tobclaw at 20:55
Chad Swanson threw Disco Toby at 21:50
Thorn threw Warmonger at 22:22
Bestial threw Thorn at 24:14
Tobacca threw Blitzwing at 27:30
Bestial threw Tobacca 31:24
Chad Swanson threw Flatliner at 31:57
Chad threw Krueger at 32:30
Chad threw Judge Doe 33:58
Disturbed threw Sabotage at 39:05
Chad beat Disturbed with the Deceptacong at 41:02
Bestial beat Chad with a soviet suplex at 41:49
Special Needs gets the shot

Johnny Damien vs. The Gimp
Damien by DQ with Timmy the Midget interfered at 10:39
After the match, Toboy came down and handed an envelope with a big E on it to Damien and left. Another invitation? But the fun wasn’t over. When Damien walked thru the curtain, he got blasted by a revenge shot with a bamboo cane by Misery.

Chris : I bet that must have hurt.

Bill : Gee, ya think?

(Once again, did I ok this? Doubt it.)

Jerry Rose vs. Bad Guy – TV Title Match
Bad Guy with the Edge at 13:16
Bad Guy is the NEW TV CHAMPION

Bill : The Second Coming gained a belt, then lost one. The most impressive thing is the Bad Guy was able to pull it off without any help from his little buddies.

(My first title in the UWL, but not my last. And I don't need help to win, but I'm a bad guy so that's what we do.)

Misery vs. Johnny Damien
Misery defeated Damien at 9:30 with the Bi-Polar DDT.
After the match was over, the Bad Guy came strolling out wearing the TV title. As Misery walks up the ramp, his back turned looking at the fallen Damien in the ring. Smiling the Bad Guy comes from behind and levels Misery, as he cracks him in the back of the head with the belt. He flicks his toothpick at Misery then makes his way to the ring. He picks up Damien and shows him what he did to Misery. They shake and begin to joke and celebrate. Bad Guy pointing at his Epidemic shirt then at Damien. Damien begins to grin as Bad Guy raises his hand. It appears the Epidemic has gotten that much stronger. As they stand there, Bad Guy raising Damien's arm the smile vanishes from his face. He turns and levels Damien with a viscious clothesline. He then Picks up Damien and whips him into the ropes. As Damien rebounds back, Bad Guy smashes him in the head with the UWL TV Title Belt. Dropping him leaving him unconscious.

The Bad Guy gets on the mic: "I don't need your help, and I don't want it. Epidemic, you're gonna have to decide who you want in. YooHoo, I'll make ya famous!!"

Spain : Well, it appears everything isn't going how Epidemic wants it. As their mass recruiting process continues, probably the toughest S.O.B. in the stable isn't on the same page as them.

Hess : Speaking of the Epidemic, we have one of their tag teams in action here next.

(I wanted the Epidemic to last but TOBY wanted the Epidemic to be real big and I knew that wouldn't work. Also, I didn't want a friend of IceMan's to be in the Epidemic. I tried to seperate myself from IceMan because even though we were friends in real life, I didn't want to be in the same stable with him. Those who cross me, they get punked.)

Law & Order vs. Metal Age
L&O defeated Metal Age at 10:01.
They got the win when Judge Doe hit Dyrt with the Sentence.
Though the match was over, the trouble was not. The team of L&O began hitting Metal Age with numerous chairshots. They then produced some hair clippers from a bag Krueger brought to the ring. As they prepared to give the metal heads a haircut, Misery and Preacher came running down the ramp with their singapore canes in hand. They hit the ring and explode with some viscious cane shots to the heads of L&O. Misery and Metal Age exit through the crowd leaving a beaten and battered L&O in the ring. As Preacher walks up the ramp, with the broken cane raised in the air, Bad Guy again made his presence felt. He came from behind and hit him with the TV belt. Laying him out then walking away saying that he just made him famous.

Spain : I can tell you one thing Preacher and Misery aren't going to take Bad Guy's attacks lightly.

Hess : That's for sure. Law and Order with the win, but it will be what transgressed after the match that will effect them in the next weeks.

(Now that's a good attack, one you don't ask for.)

J-Dog vs. Tom Tennant
Weapons Match
J-Dog defeated Tennant at 16:15 with the Eliminator.
During the match Suicide King came to ring side. While J-Dog had the ref distracted Suicide King came up and hit Tennant with the Royal Flush. It was nothing for J-Dog to hit the Eliminator then get the pin.

Spain : What a match! The ring was littered with all sorts of weapons and Tennant was dominating until Suicide King interfered.

Hess : Now what's going on. Suicide King stands in the ring with J-Dog as the rest of the Dungeon Family comes out. We're taking you to the ring.

As the Family gets in the ring, Tobacca, Torey Rader, and Phantom make their way to the ring. It appears that we have another group to add to the Epidemic. As they face off Geist pulls an envelope with the telltale red E on it and gives it back to Tobacca shaking his hand as he does. Tobacca takes the envelope and as he holds it he realizes it is soaking wet. As he looks at Geist confusedly the lights in the arena go out. A strobe effect starts going and it can be seen that The Dungeon Family has grabbed weapons from the previous match and started going to town on the members of the Epidemic. As the lights cut back on Agent Orange, Suicide King, Geist and Wraith stand on top of the turnbuckles, the members of the Epidemic strewn like rag dolls across the ring. As the rest of the Epidemic comes to make the save the Family flees into the crowd.

Spain : It seems that what goes around, comes around. Just like J-Dog did the Eliminators...the Dungeon Family has done to the power hungry Epidemic.

Crucifix vs. Titan
Crucifix defeated Titan at 19:08 when he made him submit to the Holy Cross.
After getting the win Crucifix stands in the ring celebrating. As Titan walks up the ramp, Tobacca comes from out of the back carrying two bats. One bat is black with the red E on it, and the other is white with Misery in black on it. He walks up to Titan with the bats pointing out as if for Titan to make a choice. Titan grabs the white one and stares into the crowd. Suddenly he snaps the bat in half over his leg. Tobacca then tosses the other bat to Titan and they rush the ring. As Crucifix finally turns to see what is going on, he gets met head on from a shot with the bat from Titan. They beat Crucifix down, and while he's laying there they use some red spray paint...putting the telltale red E on his back. They walk out together, Epidemic one man stronger.

Spain : Titan has joined the superstable known as the Epidemic.

Hess : Wonderful, when will this madness cease.

(Pretty soon Hess. I think I oked this one because Titan is friends with J-Dog.)

Basketcase vs. Phantom vs. Ricky Lionheart
Basketcase defeated Phantom at 12:45 with the Fear Factor.
Ricky Lionheart defeated Basketcase at 21:49 with the Wipeout after outside interference.
Ricky Lionheart gets the Title Shot!!!
After Basketcase had eliminated Phantom, he was in total control of the match. That is until Disco Toby came out and interfered. Disco delivered a chair shot that sent Basketcase to the mat allowing Lionheart to finish it.

Hess : The only explanation can be that the Epidemic is determined to have Disco Toby beat Ricky Lionheart and force him to become a member of that superstable. Foul play has robbed Basketcase who was in total domination.

THE MAIN EVENT

Demascus Uur vs. The Bad Guy
Demascus Uur defeated The Bad Guy at 29:18 with the Taqwa.
DEMASCUS UUR IS THE NEW UWL TV CHAMP !!!!
About half way through the match Preacher came wandering to ring side. He just stood there outside the ring twirling his singapore cane in his hands. Waiting. In the end he ended up distracting Bad Guy enough that he paid attention to him rather than Uur. This resulted in the Taqwa from behind and the 1-2-3 for Demascus Uur.

Spain : Once again bad blood between wrestlers affects the result of the match.

(Once again, Uur with that damn Taqwa. Son of a bitch.)

Before the card even started, Pumpkin Head strolled to the ring, apparently with something on his mind...

PH : Week after week, I walk down this ramp, into this ring, and do the same thing. I beat the piss out off all of these so called professional athletes. TNT, I give you credit, and by the way, thanks for the rematch sucker! In order to get prepared for my upcoming hardcore match, I’m calling out any of the so called hardcore icons from the back for a little warm up!

Lights go out, and “Hells Bells” begins to play. When the lights come back on, Pumpkin Head is surrounded by the Eliminators.

PH : Now wait a second. I said one men, not seven women.

Misery starts swinging his kendo stick, and twirls it around. Just as he is about to whack PH square in the forehead, he drops the stick and extends his hand. PH accepts.

PH : UWL, its been a long time in the making here, the biggest group of hardcore son of a bitches in the world. It took me a while to realize it, but this is home with these guys. Carnival, I did what I could for you but you dropped the ball too many times so good luck and piss off ! As for you Epidemic, grab some toilet paper and wipe out whats rolling down your legs. You guys want a war, well holy shit you got one!

“Hells Bells” blares as the group of hardcore warriors leave the ring triumphantly.

(Pumpkin Head joined the battle to late, the Epidemic was on the down slide.)

FRENZY TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT

ROUND ONE

Law and Order vs. Neo-Nation of Domination
L&O when Krueger hit the Final Argument on X-Treme at 14:12

Round Two

Law and Order vs. Devastators
Devastators when Sabotage made made Doe submit to the Death Rattle at 13:08

Vin True vs. Phantom
Phantom with the X-File at 7:31

Demascus Uur vs. Bad Guy vs. Preacher
Triple Threat for the TV Title
Bad Guy over Uur with the Edge at 16:49
Preacher over Bad Guy with an inverted ddt at 28:07
Preacher is the NEW TV CHAMPION

(Hey, I beat Uur but lost to Preacher. Oh well.)

Dak defeated Phantom at 6:39 with the Back Blast.

Metal Age vs. The Axes
Metal Age defeated The Axes at 16:59.
They got the win when Dyrt hit Malice with the Twisted Sister.
The Axes had this match won until T.O.B.Y. made their way to the ring. They were scheduled for some interview time but decided to interfere instead. Malice got whipped into the ropes by Dyrt when Tobclaw landed a viscious chairshot to the back of Malice's head. This made him an open victim to the Twisted Sister. Then it got alittle more interesting. The lights went out, leaving everything pitch black. The thousands of fans gave some light with there lighters but the only thing that was seen were a bunch of shadows racing around the ring. When the lights came back on the four members of T.O.B.Y. were found lying unconscious, covered in a blood-type liquid. All the members of Epidemic came running out to see what happened.

(Who attacked 'em? Didn't really matter to me.)

Demascus Uur vs. Josh Alexander
Alexander defeated Uur at 13:55 with the Leg Drop

Spain : And the crowd's chant of "Iceman" are deafening. Alexander surprised the powerful Uur and walked away with the victory.

(The entrance of IceMan. It was only a matter of time, much to my dismay.)

Bad Guy vs. Flatliner
Bad Guy defeated Flatliner at 8:11 with the Edge

Spain : The Bad Guy gets the win somewhat easily. He seems to be determined to stake his claim here in the UWL.

Hess : Sooner or later that guy is gonna try to get the World Title.

(I never got one, bitches.)

J-Dog vs. Wraith
Wraith defeated J-Dog at 12:58 when he made him submit to an armbar submission.
As Wraith exited through the crowd, Viper came out and jumped in the ring and gave J-Dog the Venom. Then the Neo-Nation, Cobra, Dak, Kidd Chaos and Heatwave came running out and they took turns hitting their finishers on J-Dog, ending with Heat Wave holding the Boiling Point on J-Dog until he almost snapped his ankle.

Viper grabbed a mic and said : The Masters of Mayhem are here, and we are the cure for the Epidemic. Then all of the Masters walked off to the back.

Hess : Another stable that has the Epidemic as public enemy number one on their shit lists.

Spain : Maybe they were the ones who attacked TOBY earlier. You never know.

(That's when you know your stable is popular, when everyone wants a piece of you.)

Devastators vs. Law & Order
This Match is for the Frenzy Tag Shot on Friday 8/27
L&O defeated Devastators at 13:39
They got the win when Judge Doe hit the Sentence on Blitzwing

Hess : Law and Order have earned the shot to face the Soul Assassins on Friday for the Frenzy Belts.

Spain : Definitely earned. This was one hell of a match.

Spain : Very true, let's go to the first match. Wait a minute, what the hell are the Masters of Mayhem doing down in the ring?!

Hess : After the impact they had on Tuesday let's find out what they want.

The Masters of Mayhem are gathered in the ring, and Viper has the mic. As soon as he goes to speak he realizes his mic isn't on. While he is standing there yelling at the ring announcer the lights in the arena cut out. When the lights came back on a cage had been lowered, entrapping the members of M.o.M. All the members except Viper and Heatwave. With the other members of M.o.M. locked in the cage they were sitting ducks for the Epidemic who came from underneath the ring and from the crowd. They layed into the two men with some vicious chair shots. They them began to take turns hitting their finishers on them, with J-Dog and Tobacca continually hitting their finishers on them. J-Dog then proceeded to hit the Eliminator on both men through tables. They then headed for the back. J-Dog was reluctant to leave until Bad Guy whispered something in his ear. J-Dog was the last to disappear behind the curtain as it was apparent he was drunk with vengeance.

Spain : Well it seems the wrestlers in the UWL are consistent as hell. We can't get through a match without an attack. Anyways, on to the match.

(I'm not sure what the Bad Guy said to J-Dog. It was a good attack though.)

Razor Bat Match
Bad Guy vs Deadpool
Bad Guy defeated Deadpool at 18:35 with the Edge

Hess : Bad Guy showing why he claims to be the King of razorbat matches.

Spain : After they bloodied each other with the bats, Bad Guy showed that being the veteran payed off. He had just enough left in him to hit the Edge.

(Claims to be king of Razor Bat matches? I am the fucking KING!!)

Phantom vs Ricky Lionheart
UWL CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Lionheart defeated Phantom at 7:12 with the Wipeout
RICKY LIONHEART RETAINS THE UWL CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!!

Spain : And Lionheart continues to show why he just might very well be the best cruiserweight in the UWL.

Hess : Sheesh...Phantom is just a conspiracy victim. Or something, what show are we watching again?

(Let me think....NO.)

Law and Order vs Soul Assassins
UWL FRENZY TAG TITLE MATCH
L&O defeated the Assassins at 21:06
They got the win when Judge Doe hit the Sentence on Agent Orange
LAW AND ORDER ARE THE NEW FRENZY TAG CHAMPIONS!!!

Spain : Law and Order have finally got the gold they deserve. I guess you could say justice has been served.

Hess : The Assassins had contol of the match and then L&O just pulled it out suddenly.

(About fucking time they won. I always thought I did a good job roleplaying with them.)

Phantom defeated Johnny Ace at 18:19 with the X-File

JT Lawless vs Bad Guy
Bad Guy defeated Lawless at 15:30 with the Edge
After the final bell sounds and all the dust settles, Lawless and Bad Guy begin to make their way back to the locker room area. Suddenly, a muscular figure jumps from out of the crowd and pearl harbour's the Bad Guy with a steel folding chair. As a sickly hollow *thunk* sound echoes throughout the arena , JT Lawless and the rest of the fans in attendance turn to see AGW superstar Blackhawk McKnight standing over the fallen body of the Bad Guy. McKnight proceeds to place the chair on top of Bad Guys head and climbs to the ring apron. A large smile creeps across Lawless' face as his former tag team partner flies off the apron and crushes Bad Guys head with a flying leg drop onto the chair. As the Bad Guy lies writhing in pain, McKnight walks over to the announcer booth and grabs a house mic.

McKNIGHT: "So ya like to call yourself the Bad Guy, eh? Dead Guy is more like it, you festering sack of pig's vomit. 'Cause after I'm done with you there ain't gonna be nothin' left but a couple of strips of dead, rotting meat. You and your gang of gutless pukeballs have had your day in the sun, but now the party's over. You, your pathetic little stable, and all the so-called superstars of the UWL had damn well better watch their backs. 'Cause I'm a bastard straight outta hell, and I'm comin' to get ya. I been kicking your ass all over these bush league feds for years now Bad Guy, and I bet you thought the nightmare was over. But it's barely just begun..."

With that being said, McKnight drops the mic on the fallen body of the Bad Guy, and disappears into the crowd. Lawless continues on his way back to the locker room with a mile wide grin on his face.

Hess : These two veterans just put on a five star match. Back and forth, neither giving ground. In the end Bad Guy pulled out the win after a chair shot the ref didn't see.

(Another vicious attack on the Bad Guy. I always hated McKnight from the RWL and TWD but this made me hate him more.)

Kindred Spirits makes their way towards the ring, with Sire in tow. Sire seems to be carrying two huge duffel bags behind him. They enter the ring, and Sal Ubri brings in a huge trashcan. He sets down the can and pulls out a gasoline can. Sire opens the bag and starts throwing all sorts of things into the can. T-Shirts, foam fingers, sweat shirts. The camera gets a good shot of the trashcan and all the paraphernalia, and all of the stuff is Epidemic merchandise ! Ubri covers the stuff in gasoline and Torey Rader throws a match and they all watch it burn. They all watch it for a minute before they leave the ring, the can still burning.

(The first to leave the Epidemic, but hell, they didn't a whole lot for the group.)

Bad Guy/Johnny Damien vs. J.T. Lawless/X-Treme
Lawless/X-Treme when JT hit the Lawless Law on Bad Guy at 14:59

$tephon Prince/Titan vs. Deadpool/Judge Doe
Prince/Titan when Titan pinned Deadpool after the Pure Pain at 6:54

Phantom/Sal Ubri vs. Jetrel/Tobacca
Jetrel/Tobacca when Jetrel hit the Fall from Grace on Phantom at 6:32

Chris : Phantom and Ubri beat the hell out of each other before Jetrel and Tobacca even got the chance too. Jetrel caught an opening and got the win for his team.

Phantom over Vin True with the X-File at 17:22

Jake Tabbers vs. Basketcase
Basketcase with the Fear Factor at 7:04
During the Match, Phantom came down and sprayed something in the eyes of Tabbers. That made him an easy victim of the Fear Factor.

Bill : Basketcase just totally dominated that match and picks up an easy win. Tabbers just seemed off his game tonight. Of course, having Phantom blast him with something doesn’t help that much either.

(I both hated and liked Tabbers. I wanted to get Phantom some more heat, so this was the start of his attacks on cruiserweights.)

Bad Guy vs. J.T. Lawless
Winner gets the Title Shot of their choice on 9/17
Lawless with Lawless Law at 10:21
After the match, Blackhawk McKnight rushed the ring and blasted the Bad Guy upside the head with a chair. He then took the chair and wrapped it around Bad Guy’s knee and tried as best he could to break it. He then grabbed a house mic…

McKNIGHT: How do ya like that you gutless sack of monkey snot? I said it once and I'll say it again... nobody in this whole damn fed is safe from me. You like to shoot your foul mouth off, but all it's gonna get you is a major league beat down, courtesy of the maddest, baddest, meanest sonofabitch ever to grace the ranks of this backwater organization. Watch out UWL, 'cause I'm coming to get each and every one of you. I'm a man on a mission and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it...

Both Lawless and McKnight both leave the ring, leaving Bad Guy alone with his screams of pain.

Bill : JT gets the title shot of his choice next week. I would imagine that he would challenge for the world title, but only time will tell. And apparently, McKnight has some aggression issues.

(Brutal, just brutal. Amazing the Bad Guy could even wrestle after all the attacks he was taken over the years. Blackhawk, cool name but still sucks.)

Law and Order vs. The Axes
Frenzy Tag Title Match
L&O when Kruger hit the Final Argument on Havoc at 9:14
Law and Order retain the Frenzy Tag Titles

Bill : Law and Order were able to hang onto their titles after getting a big run for their money from a great team.

As the card is fading out, the scene changes to the parking lot. Blackhawk McKnight is trying to get into his car when he is jumped by TOBY. He throw him through his windshield and start ramming his head against the door. They take out their spray paint and get a big red E on him before security chases them away.

(The good thing I can say about TOBY is that they backed me up more than most of the other guys in which we in the same stable.)

Phantom defeated Dak at 11:48 with the X-File

Blackhawk McKnight vs Tobacca
McKnight defeated Tobacca at 1:06 by DQ
Not too long after the match started, the Bad Guy came to ringside. As Tobacca and McKnight were locked up testing each other, Bad Guy came into the ring and cracked an unknowing McKnight in the back of his head with a razor bat. The ref called for the dq as the two members of Epidemic continually stomped McKnight. Bad Guy had just locked McKnight's knee inside of a chair and was climbing to the top when Lawless hit the ring. He quickly hit Lawless' Law on Tobacca and then speared Bad Guy as he came of the top turnbuckle. As they started brawling the rest of P.I.C. and T.O.B.Y. came running out. Lawless and Mcknight escaped into the crowd.

Hess : Lawless may have just saved McKnight's career. Bad Guy was intent on hurting him.

Spain : This is far from over. This is going to end bloody, very bloody. You got two men that can't stand each other like these guys do and you know you're in for a hell of a fight.

(Lawless can do a counter-attack during one, but god forbid I can get one.)

Bad Guy vs Darion Dusk
Bad Guy defeated Dusk at 11:56 with the Edge

Hess : Bad Guy with the strong victory over one of the UWL's rising stars.

Spain : And to insure of no outside interference the members of Epidmic blocked the ramp and watched the crowd. Surprisingly they let Bad Guy win this match fair and square.

CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL

All Cruiserweights not already in a singles match,
Winner gets title shot on 9/24
Scarecrow threw Tabbers at 5:46
Dak threw Basketcase at 12:03
Bestial Reality beat Mustang with the Amish Dream at 14:23
Johnny Ace threw Phobia at 16:46
Gino Vanni threw Ace at 17:10
Gino Vanni threw Scarecrow at 20:30
Dre threw Gino Vanni at 27:27
Malice threw Suicide King at 28:15
Phantom threw Malice at 28:25
Havoc threw Sabotage at 30:49
Havoc threw Vin True at 31:23
Dre threw Havoc at 31:43
Dre threw Disturbed at 32:02
Phantom threw Dre at 32:40
Phantom beat Dak with the Michinoku Driver at 32:57
Phantom threw Bestial Reality at 33:10
PHANTOM IS THE WINNER

(Scoreeeeeeeee!)

Andrew Black vs. Preacher vs. American Heartthrob vs. Bad Guy
Four Corners Match
Winner gets World Title shot on 9/24
Bad Guy beats Preacher with the Edge at 11:26
At this point in the match, Bad Guy tried to blind tag in AHT but missed. While he was complaining to the ref about AHT, Thorn made his way threw the crowd and hit Black in the head with a baseball bat. Then he rolled Black into the ring, where Bad Guy made short work of him.
Bad Guy over Black with a double arm DDT at 15:06
AHT over Bad Guy with the Cherry Buster at 22:27

(I had to do all the fucking and got none of the praise.)

UWL FRENZY TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Snake Pit vs. Law and Order
Pit when Viper hit the Venom on Judge Doe at 28:05
Snake Pit are the NEW FRENZY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

UWL WORLD TITLE MATCH
Misery vs. J.T.Lawless
This was a great match, but unfortunately was also marred by interference. This was a clean match on both sides, until Bad Guy made his way to the ringside area. For a minute he just seemed like he was content to watch the action and not stick his nose in. As soon as the action spilled outside, he jumped Lawless as soon as Misery rolled back in the ring. He worked him over pretty good before he was satisfied with his work and went back to the dressing room.
Misery with the Bi-Polar DDT at 17:54
Misery retains the UWL World Title

(Two of my worst enemies and I would rather have Misery as World Champ then Gay.T.Lawless.)

Law & Order vs. Special Needs
Needs d. L&O at 20:43 when they hit the Deliverance on Krueger

Jake Tabbers vs. Phantom
Phantom d. Tabbers at 13:52 with the X-File

Bad Guy vs. Tom Tennant
Tennant d. Bad Guy at 10:23 after using the lead pipe
As Bad Guy is making his way up the ramp after his match, Lawless came out from under the ring and hit him in back of his head with a lead pipe. Picking him up Lawless then threw Bad Guy back into the ring and motioned to the ceiling where a hangmans noose made from barb wire was lowered. Lawless proceeded to wrap the wire noose around the neck of Bad Guy and had him hoisted up in the air. As the rest of PIC and TOBY tried to storm the ring McKnight met them in a back hallway armed with a firehose, which he used to keep TOBY and PIC from getting by. Back in the ring Lawless had picked up a house mic

Lawless:" I told you, ya little bastard payback is a bitch" He then pulled out some lighter fluid and was spraying Bad Guy with it. As he was about to spark up members of TOBY and PIC who had managed to get by McKnight stormed the ring and chased Lawless off through the crowd before the match was lit.

(They get to nearly kill the Bad Guy but if I would have sent in an attack like that, there is no way in hell that it would have gotten used.)

As the night ended we find the UWL camera crew outside the arena. This footage aired in the arena on the UWLtron after the show was over and everyone was leaving.

The scene is the parking lot outside the arena. We see the BAD GUY walking towards the entrance carrying his gear bag. Just as he begins to walk through the doorway, the door slams shut on Bad Guy's leg. As he falls to the ground, the camera pans back to reveal "The Professional Bastard" BLACKHAWK McKNIGHT. McKnight places Bad Guy's head strategically between the door and the wall. He then stands back, and delivers a brutal dropkick to the door, crushing Bad Guy's head. As Bad Guy lays dazed on the floor, McKnight speaks these words:

McKNIGHT: How do ya like me now, you spineless, second rate mid-carder? You're not safe anywhere... No matter where you are, I can get you. No matter how many bodyguards you have, I can get you. Nothing and nobody can stop me from dropping you like a bad habit anytime I please..

(Once again, I would have never be able to do that.)

Before the show even begins, the cameras race to the back to catch something on tape. When they get to the back, they see Partners in Crime, along with a masked man, has jumped TOBY as they entered the arena. Police soon came to run them off.

(The end of the Epidemic. Sad it was so soon, but we weren't going anywhere and they were inviting people that I didn't give the ok on. They were good partners though.)

Dementia vs. Law and Order
Winner gets World Tag Shot on 9/08
Dementia when Scarecrow nailed Judge Doe with the Fear at 9:39

Bad Guy vs. Darion Dusk
Hell in a Cell
Frenzy Title Match
Bad Guy with the Edge at 16:27
Bad Guy is the NEW UWL FRENZY CHAMPION

(Finally got the UWL version of the hardcore title.)

Phantom vs. Ricky Lionheart
Cruiserweight Title Match
Lionheart with the Wipeout after Stacy Williams handed him brass knuckles at 17:10
Lionheart retains the title

MAIN EVENT

American Heartthrob vs. Misery
World Title Match
AHT with the Cherry Buster at 37:36
AHT is the new WORLD CHAMPION
After the match, Bad Guy ran down to the ring and hit AHT with the razor bat. Misery pulled a mask out of his tights, revealing himself to be the one who helped PIC. The Second Coming runs down and chases off Bad Guy and Misery, leaving AHT in the ring. Then, the lights go out. When they come back on, Jetrel stands over a fallen AHT. He nods to the Fallen, who holds a giant banner that reads “S-E-C-O-N-D C-O-M-I-N-G I-S T-O-A-S-T” When the Second Coming comes to get Jetrel, he disappears in the crowd. The Second Coming helps the new World Champ to the back as the show ends.

(My alliance with Misery. Never thought I would see the day, but it made sense at the time and why not have two of the greatest heels in e-wrestling join up.)

Law & Order vs. Neo-Nation
NN defeated L&O at 10:39 when X-Treme hit an inverted power bomb on Judge Doe.

Andrew Black vs. Preacher
No Contest
They eyed each other up, then Preacher pulled out his Marlboro's and lit one up. Smiling he tossed the pack to Black who then followed suit then lit one up of his own. Black grabbed the mic from the ring announcer.

Black: ...Now Misery you brought this upon yourself. You turned your back on me when I only said I wasn't taking sides when the split happened. So you had Thorn attack me. You said you weeded out the weakness. The only weakness me and Preach had was being an Eliminator carrying your sorry mid carder @$$es. Agony is coming your way boys so get ready for a dark ride.

Preacher: Misery...you little Monkey...Black's right you brought this upon yourselves...so this is the way it all goes down. We don't need no gang or stable to watch our @$$es...we only need loyal friendship and a few tall cold ones and a carton of smokes. Bad Guy you have what is mine and I will be coming to get it...your Redemption awaits you all.

(We were just quaking in our boots about this alliance, HA!)

Phantom vs. Tom Tennant vs. Dak vs. Jake Tabbers
Tabbers over Tennant by DQ at 00:51 due to Crystal pulling down a rope
Tabbers over Phantom at 13:38 with the Tabber Drop
Tabbers over Dak at 18:51 with the Tabber Drop

Chris : That’s right. We will crown the new champ here tonight in Las Vegas. Any one of these guys could leave here with that strap. I wonder who it will be?

Bill : Oh what the hell is this?

"Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains plays.........Misery comes out to the ring limping noticeably. He is dressed in a leather jacket, and looks slightly annoyed.

Misery : UWL...I am out here tonight to address some of the backstage bullshit here in the UWL. Stuff that none of the other boys in the back have the balls to talk about. What are they gonna do fire me......fuck no there not, because I am their top heel. This place is called the Unified Wrestling League...the only thing that I see as Unified is President Beacom and the Second Coming. Yeah, that's right. The American Heartthrob disappears for a month and all of a sudden gets a title shot. That seems fair to the guys who were here busting there asses. So, what I am out here to say is that all of you guys in the back, if you feel you are getting dicked around, come with me...I will set you free. Partners in Crime, I know you are with me, so come on out.

Partners in Crime come to the ring and stand next to Misery.

Misery : I mean look at these guys, Bad Guy has held titles all over the world, and he finally got a belt here after months. Phantom, busts his ass weekly, for what...not a damn bit of recognition. Law and Order, held the tag belts for a while, but they could be the TOP tag team here. It doesn't end here, I have two more guys in the back. My mother always said "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" Why else would I be with the PiC. In the back, I have a man who screwed me a while back and his new tag team partner, and these guys form one of the deadliest tag teams I have ever seen. Titan, J-Dog come on out here.

The Masters of Evil come to the ring.

Misery : Why haven't these two gotten title shots, huh. Anyone else, anyone else who feels let down come to me...you know where to find me. All you have to do is.......TRUST ME.

All of a sudden, "Whatta Man" by Salt and Pepa starts to play, and President Beacom makes an appearance!

Bill : The Man is here!

Chris : I hope he likes my tie.

Bill : Will you shut up?!

President Beacom enters the ring and grabs the mic from Misery.

President Beacom : A long time ago, I agreed that I would never do this. Unlike some other federation presidents, I don’t have to be on TV every Monday night. And now onto you Misery. I have gone out of my way not to associate with any wrestlers that work for me here in the UWL, and that includes the members of the Second Coming.

At that moment, the lights go out in the arena. The strobe lights start up as the theme from Halloween begins to play. The pyros go off, and Dynamite begins to make his way to the ring, with a steel chair in his hand. He walks in and takes the mic...

Dynamite : Not that we don’t have enough people around here that are begging to be punished, but apparently some more people are dying to make the list. Misery, I don’t know what the hell your problem is, but you better ease off of my man, AHT. Is it his fault that you couldn’t cut it as the World Champ ? I don’t think so. AHT was always at the top of the rankings, so why shouldn’t he have gotten the shot at the title. Its high time, that you learn that the Second Coming does what we want, how we want. In fact, here’s a little present from us to you.

Dynamite flips the chair to Misery, and leaps into the air. Misery hands the chair to Beacom and pulls him in front. Instead of Misery, it ends up being the President that is on the wrong end of a Van Daminator, courtesy of Dynamite. Security storms the ring, Dynamite escapes through the crowd, and Misery and the rest make their exit.

Bill : What a way to start the night! President Beacom taken out by Dynamite, who was trying to hit Misery. Beacom does not look good, and this will definitely require a ride to the hospital.

Chris : He should have listened to himself and just let Misery ramble on, then he wouldn’t have gotten involved, and he wouldn’t be out like a light right now. Anyway, lets get to the action!

(Misery was taking a page out of my book by saying we were Screw Job Victims. But as usual, Misery was more liked by the Prez so he didn't have so much to yap about.)

Bad Guy over Degenerate with the Edge at 13:38

Bad Guy vs. Sheer Ego
Ego with the Egoplex at 19:16

Law & Order over the Axes when Doe hit the Sentence on Malice at 10:59

Basketcase vs. Phantom vs. Ricky Lionheart
Phantom over Basketcase with the X-File at 15:44
Phantom over Lionheart by countout at 16:24
Lionheart was attempting to throw Phantom to the ropes, but it was reversed and Stacy Williams accidentally pulled the top rope down on her own man. Lionheart went over the top and knocked himself out on the floor.

Torey Rader vs. The Bad Guy
UWL Frenzy Title Match
Rader over Bad Guy at 10:03
Misery came to the ring when the ref wasn’t looking at hit Rader with the Bi-Polar DDT. He then slid out of the ring when the ref saw him. As he was sending Misery to the back, Dynamite came in and hit Bad Guy with a superkick. He then put Rader on top of Bad Guy for the win.
Torey Rader is the NEW FRENZY CHAMPION !!!

Chris : Once Dynamite saw Misery head to the ring, that was all he needed to get down there himself. Misery tries to end the match one way, Dynamite doesn’t think so, and turns the tables, give Rader the belt.

(Was Misery trying to help me or hurt me?)

Cruiserweight Tourney Round One:
Phantom defeated Jake Tabbers at 3:39 with the X-File

Disturbed defeated Phantom at 9:57 when he made him submit to the Gerbil

(The Gerbil???, what the hell is that??)

Wraith vs. Bad Guy
Bad Guy defeated Wraith at 12:20 by DQ

Spain : Bad Guy appeared to have control of the match until Geist climbed into the ring with that singapore cane. Geist and Wraith then began to beat the lights out of the Bad Guy. The assault continued until the rest of PIC made their way to the ring for the save.

Hess : For the first time Wraith lost his cool and Geist got involved. They gave Bad Guy a good old fashioned whooping.

Spain : Bad Guy and PIC are in the ring, and he doesn't look pleased. Bad Guy gets the win but at a high price of pain. I have to believe this little act might be the start of something.

Law&Order vs. Neo-Nation vs. Blast Boys vs. Jyhad
Blast Boys eliminated Jyhad at 10:53 when TNT planted Agent Orange with a running powerbomb
L&O eliminated the Blast Boys at 16:37 when Judge Doe hit the Sentence on Dynamite
Neo-Nation eliminated L&O at 19:14 when Stryker hit the Stryke Down on Eric Krueger, DA
Neo-Nation gets the Title Shot on Friday!!!!!

Phantom over Bestial Reality with the X-File at 9:20

The Gimp vs. Bad Guy
Bad Guy by DQ at 12:12

Law and Order vs. The Regulators
Regulators when Rose hit Doe with brass knux at 15:08

Bill : The Regulators are lucky that the ref didn’t see that, or they wouldn’t be on the winning side of this encounter.

Josh Alexander vs. Andrew Black
UWL World Title Match
Black with the Blackjack at 7:41
Black retains the title

(Tell me how Alexander got a World Title shot before the Bad Guy? He sure as shit didn't beat anyone for it. Just another case of the Prez not liking me.)

Phantom defeated Mustang at 11:53 with the X-File

Blast Boys vs. Law and Order
L&O defeated Blast Boys at 15:37 when Judge Doe hit the Sentence on Dynamite

Hess : Speaking of upsets, Law and Order just pulled one out of they collective behinds.

Sheer Ego vs. Bad Guy
Bad Guy defeated Sheer Ego at 18:36 with the Edge

Hess : Yet another blow to the Second Coming.

Phantom over Jake Tabbers with the X-File at 12:27

Johnny Ace vs. Bestial Reality
BR with the Amish Dream at 9:27
After the match, Phantom came flying out from the back, and slid into the ring. He pounced on Bestial Reality, and kicked him mercilessly. Satisfied with what he had done, he left the ring just as quickly.

Chris : Chalk one up for the freak. As much as I hate to admit it, he earned that win.

Bill : Just make sure he doesn't hang around here for very long. I don't want to have to get a tetanus shot.

Chris : And what was up with Phantom? Why did he run out? There was no reason for that.

Sheer Ego/The Blast Boys vs. Bad Guy/Law and Order
Ego/BB when Ego hit the Egoplex on Doe at 27:33

Bad Guy vs. The Gimp
BG with the Edge at 12:19

Law and Order vs. Dementia
L&O when Doe hit the Sentence on Phobia at 11:25

Chris : They fought like it was the last match that they were ever going to wrestle…

Bill : Hey, what did that gossip sheet say again?

(I guess I made some kind of reference in my roleplay that Law & Order might be leaving soon. The tag team scene was getting stale.)

Phantom vs. Bestial Reality
Steel Cage, I Quit
Phantom with the X-File at 15:55
As Phantom was leaving the cage after the match, Basketcase appeared at the top of the ramp…

Basketcase : Well, it seems like the UWL has a cruiserweight who thinks he is one bad ass. Week in and week out this punk is jumping this wrestler and that wrestler…from behind, as well as interfering with other matches. What I find funny is that this so-called tough guy hasn’t attack me yet. Hell, I’m the cruiserweight champ. Personally, I think the boy is scared to step face to face with the best. Well, I’ll give it a shot anyways…hey Phantom! How bout you bring your ass this way and stand against the champ?!

As Phantom makes his way towards Basketcase, a woman jumps the railing and runs towards Phantom…its KANDY KORN !!!. She runs up behind and gives him a low blow, then takes him down with a faceful of pepper spray. They both stomp on Phantom before the refs run out to break it up.

(I've beaten his ass before so why should I attack a paper champion.)

Phantom vs. Suicide King
Phantom defeated Suicide King at 9:28 when he made him submit to the X-File

Hess : Phantom spoiled Suicide King's return to action.

Spain : Sidelined for quite some time now, the ring rust was painfully evident in there tonight.

Hess : Phantom contuing to dismantle cruiserweights in his path to BasketCase and Deadly Harvest.

Andrew Black vs. The Bad Guy
Black defeated the Bad Guy at 6:58 with the Black Jack
During the match Black pulled something form his trunks and nalied the Bad Guy. The ref never saw it and Black quickly hit his finisher for the pin.

Spain : Black winning by any means necessary.

Hess : Bad Guy was robbed, and if I know the Bad Guy there will be a reckoning coming for Mr. Black.

Bad Guy over Tobclaw with the Edge at 9:40

Basketcase vs. Phantom vs. Gino Vanni vs. Ricky Lionheart
Non-Title, 4 Corners Match
Vanni over Lionheart with a small package at 6:19
Phantom over Vanni at 8:42 with the X-File at 8:42
Phantom and Basketcase battled to a double count out at 16:17

Snake Pit vs. Law and Order
L&O when Doe hit the Sentence on Viper at 10:22

Phantom vs. Dak
Phantom defeated Dak at 19:00 with the X-File

Hess : And Dak's win streak comes screaching to a halt in the form of the X-File.

Spain : That man is focused. BasketCase better be watching this match because he has got his hands full on Sunday.

Bad Guy vs. Nathan Kent
Kent defeated the Bad Guy at 20:01 with the RLV

Law & Order vs. Neo-Nation
L&O defeated the NN at 13:01 when Krueger hit the Final Argument on X-Treme

Hess : L&O came out here on a mission and they succeeded.

Spain : Wait one second, we have just gotten word that the team of Law and Order will be replacing House of Pain in the four way dance for the UWL World Tag Titles on Sunday.

Hess : They have caught the eye of the committee and they have gotten into that match.

Sabotage vs. Johnny Damien vs. Thorn vs. Bad Guy
Sabotage over Thorn with the Death Rattle at 4:19
Damien over Sabotage with the Flamethrower at 10:23
Damien defeats Bad Guy with the Flamethrower at 17:40

UWL Cruiserweight Title Match
Basketcase vs. Phantom
Phantom with the X-File at 29:04
Phantom is the NEW UWL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

Bill : He wanted that belt in the worst possible way, and he went out and took it.

Chris : He is lucky to be getting out of that ring alive. Kandy Korn grabbed a chair after it was over and started swinging, just missing Phantom as he took off to the back.

(Finally a title for the Phantom but not his last.)

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Law and Order vs. Blast Boys vs. Snake Pit vs. Regulators
BB over L&O when Dynamite hit the Guillotine on Krueger at 11:37
Pit over BB when Cobra hit a vertical facebuster on Dynamite
Regulators over Pit when Rose hit the 187 Spike on Viper at 18:12
The Regulators retain the belts.

(The final match of Law & Order

UWL WORLD TITLE MATCH
Misery vs. Josh Alexander vs. Preacher vs. Andrew Black
Preacher over Alexander with the Redemption at 12:52
Misery over Black at 26:00 with the Bi-Polar DDT
As soon as Misery pinned Black, he jumped up on the turnbuckles and was jaw-jacking with Black as he was leaving. Big mistake. Preacher took advantage of the situation, sneaking up behind Misery and nailing him with a vicious chairshot to the back of the head. He tossed the chair away and rolled him up. Preacher over Misery with a roll up at 26:22
Misery recieves the Frenzy title.
Preacher is the NEW UWL WORLD CHAMPION

(Again, Alexander should not have gotten a shot. Preacher and Misery were on the same side during this time. I wouldn't let Preacher stay in my stable if he did that to me.)

Bad Guy vs. Torrin Webb
Bad Guy with the Edge at 13:40

Chris : Another match, another win for the Bad Guy.

Jake Tabbers vs. Phantom
UWL Cruiserweight Title Match
Phantom with the X-File at 17:44
Phantom retains the title

Main Event:

UWL TV Title Match
The Bad Guy vs. Wil "The Thrill" Donegan
The Bad Guy defeated Donegan at 18:35 with the Edge
The Bad Guy is the new UWL TV Champion !!!!!

Dak vs. Phantom
UWL Cruiserweight Title Match
Phantom defeated Dak at 17:29 with the X-File
Phantom retains his title!!!

Young : I am starting to think they are going to have to pry that belt from Phantom's dead hands.

Spain : He fought long and hard to get to the top. Thing is, who can knock him dwon.

Nathan Kent vs. Bad Guy
UWL TV Title Match
Bad Guy defeated Kent at 8:01 with the Edge
Bad Guy retains the TV Title !!!

Spain : Another case of patience. Bad Guy waited some time to get a hold of a Title. I can see him holding onto it for some time.

Jake Tabbers vs. Phantom
Cruiserweight Title Match
Tabbers with the Tabber Drop at 10:48
Jake Tabbers is the NEW UWL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

Bill : Even though his actions cost him the World Title, thru Misery’s deal, Tabbers is the new champ.

Chris : What the hell was Misery thinking?

(I don't mind losing, but Misery said Tabbers should get this shot even after the Phantom had whipped Tabbers ass a week or so earlier. One reason I quit, showing favortism towards certain people.)

J-Dog vs. Bad Guy
Non-Title Match
Bad Guy with the Edge at 19:26

Chris : You could tell that these guys respected each other. They put on a real show out there until Bad Guy finally hit his finisher to end it all.

Jonathen Walker vs. Bad Guy
UWL TV Title Match
Bad Guy with a small package at 8:35
Bad Guy retains the title

Chris : Walker countered the Edge with a small package, but there was enough momentum for BG to counter that with one of his own.

MAIN EVENT
Special Challenge Match

Special Needs vs:

The Gimp
Oderus Urungus
Griffin Slater
Phantom
Gino Vanni
Depression
Jason Kent

Chris : Hundred bucks on the team with SEVEN guys!

Disturbed over Oderus Urungs with a mandible...well...he used a pickle...lets just leave it at that...10:59
Bestial Reality over Phantom at 13:14 with a brain buster
Griffin Slater over Bestial Reality with a reverse neckbreaker at 16:17
Disturbed over Jason Kent with a rollup (with his feet on the ropes) at 20:12
Depression over Disturbed with a tombstone at 25:12
Winners : The Gimp, Gino Vanni, Griffin Slater, and Depression

Chris : The fans are on their feet for Special Needs...I still think they are damn wierdos, I don't care what they say. Fans, have a good one.

Bad Guy over Nails with the Edge at 13:39

UWL TV TITLE MATCH
The Bad Guy vs. Johnny Damien
Johnny Damien with the Flame Thrower at 10:07
Johnny Damien is the NEW UWL TV CHAMPION
After Damien left the ring with his new belt, Bad Guy was pacing the ring. The lights go out, and single light shines down upon the ring. Bad Guy sees this, and drops to his knees. The single light goes out, and when the main lights come back on, the ring is empty.

Chris : Ooooooookay.

Bill : I don’t want to know either.

(The first gimmick change for the Bad Guy. This would have been fucking great if it would have gone all the way though.)

Nathan Kent vs. The Bad Guy
Nathan Kent wins by default.

Bill : Bad Guy must really be lost or something. I know that Phantom still hasn't found him yet, and something must really be wrong to not show up for a match.

UWL IC Title Match
J-Dog vs. the Phantom
Phantom with the X-File at 9:09
Phantom is the NEW UWL IC CHAMPION!

Bill : Phantom said he was going to win it with the X-File and he did. Great match.

(I hated taking this title from J-Dog but the Phantom was finally getting some respect. Too little too late though.)

The camera opens as Phantom is in a room. Behind him is a giant picture of the Bad Guy. People are in the room answering phones…

Phantom : I am here in the Bad Guy command post. We have set up this place to find the Bad Guy. We have received sightings from all around the globe. A reward has been set up if the Bad Guy is found, dead or alive. $100,000 alive, and $50,000 dead. Please contact us if you have any information. The number is 1-800-4-BAD-GUY. Next week, I will put on a party for the Bad Guy in the UWL arena. Bad Guy, if you are watching this, please come next week.

Camera closes as a picture of the Bad Guy comes on the screen with the years 1964-???? at the bottom.

(Good stuff man. I could come up with some great angles. I have no idea why I made the Bad Guy so old.)

UWL IC TITLE MATCH
Phantom vs. Titan
Phantom with the X-File at 13:46
Phantom retains the gold

Bill : And the cruiserweight remains the IC Champ. He shows a lot of heart out there. Especially against someone as big as Titan is.

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses plays and the Phantom along with some other people come out with a keg of Chico beer, some sparklers, cigars, and other party favors. they head to the ring and get in.

Phantom: As you can see, the party has just begun. We have the Bad Guy's favorite beer, Chico beer. I have never known him to turn down free beer. We are going to have a party right here in the ring until the Bad Guy shows up.

They light up the cigars, pass out some beer, and some party music begins to play over the speakers. A minute later, the music quits.

Phantom: What's going on here?

"God Is God" by Laibach plays over the speakers. A man comes from behind the curtain dressed in a white robe.

Bill : Is that who I think it is? I believe that is the Bad Guy everyone.

The man walks down the isle with a bible in his hand and gets into the ring. Phantom hands him a mic.

Phantom: Bad Guy, is that you?

Man: The man you knew as the Bad Guy no longer exists. The transformation began when the light hit me and showed me the way. From that day on, I have changed my ways and started to live a good life. I am on a mission from God to save all those that I can. I will start here in the UWL. From now on you can call me The Messenger.

Phantom: I am happy to see you but this is too weird for me man. I'm outta here.

The Phantom along with everyone else left the ring leaving the Messenger Alone

Messenger: I am here to spread the word of God. I understand that I might have to wrestle and God has said that if that is the way you have to do it, then so be it. I don't care if I win or lose, as long as I spread the word of God. Titles mean nothing because in the end, it's either Heaven or Hell. Good day and be well my brothers and sisters!

The Messenger leaves and as he is walking towards the back, he gives the bible away to a fan

Chris : I agree with Phantom. Too weird.

Bill : I guess there is no more Bad Guy, only the Messenger.

(Talk about a 180 in gimmicks. Bad Guy goes from hardcore heel to goody to shoes.)

UWL Intercontinental/Cruiserweight Title Match
Phantom (IC) vs. Ricky Lionheart (CW)
Phantom with the X-File at 17:06
Phantom retains the IC title, Lionheart keeps the Cruiserweight

Chris : I don’t think that this is the way that Lionheart saw this match going down, but the Phantom retains the IC Title. Even after that encounter with whatever it is that used to be the Bad Guy.

Vlad De Lioncourt vs. The Messenger
They wrestled to a double countout at 3:21
The match was going as normal until the Messenger realized what Lioncourt ‘is’. Messenger freaked out, calling him ‘sinner’ and ‘demon’ and such. The battle spilled out to the ramp, and they never made it back to the ring in time.

Chris : And I thought you were a moron. It took Messenger that long to realize what lifestyle Lioncourt lives. Shouldn’t the name Vlad be like a dead giveaway ?

Bill : Not everyone here is as smart as you, Chris.

Chris : And you prove it every night we are out here.

(I didn't want the Messenger to get any wins since a man of "GOD" wouldn't fight to get his message across.)

UWL IC Title Match
Phantom vs. Preacher
Phantom with the X-File at 19:06
Phantom retains the title

Chris : Phantom defies the odds and keep his title after a huge threat in the form of Preacher.

Bill : The cruiserweight shows why he can hang with the heavyweights.

Viper vs. The Messenger
Viper with Venom at 16:11

Chris : The Messenger must be looking for converts. Did you notice he tried to give Viper a bible before that match started ?

Bill : If he is looking for converts, I think he is looking in the wrong place here in the UWL.

Armada vs. Vlad De Lioncourt
Lioncourt with the Kiss of Death at 7:43
As the match was coming to a close, The Messenger came out and tried to hand Armada a bible. Armada threw it back at him, and started to go after him. While the ref was dealing with the Messenger, Vlad nailed Armada with a blood-spray, blinding him, and hit him with his finisher.

Chris : Great move, Messenger. Piss off the guy who weighs over 600 lbs. Always the smart thing to do.

UWL IC Title Match
Tool vs. Phantom
Phantom with the X-File at 9:00
Phantom retains the title

Chris : They continue to throw the big men at Phantom and he knocks them off one by one.

Bill : Forget what you hear elsewhere, Phantom is the real giant killer.

(You damn straight!!)

Phantom vs. J.T. Lawless (UWL IC Title Match)
Phantom executes a stomachbreaker on JT Lawless.
Phantom is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Phantom whips JT Lawless into the ropes, but JT
Lawless reverses it.
JT Lawless hits Phantom with a kick.
JT Lawless nails Phantom with a flying shoulderblock.
A small "JT Lawless" chant is being started.
JT Lawless uses a flying shoulderblock on Phantom.
A small "JT Lawless" chant is being started.
JT Lawless goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Phantom counters it with a facerake.
Phantom runs into the ropes.
JT Lawless hits Phantom with a clothesline.
JT Lawless is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JT Lawless executes an inverted power bomb on Phantom.
The crowd is cheering on JT Lawless.
JT Lawless hits Phantom with an inverted power bomb.
JT Lawless is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
JT Lawless executes the Lawless's Law on Phantom.
JT Lawless goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
J.T. Lawless retains the title.

Bill : A great showing by both men. Lawless leaves with the title, but it wasn't in the bag, as the ex-champ almost pulled it out.

(Like I said before, I don't mind losing but The Prez gave Lawless a shot and he didn't even earn it. And it says J.T. retained the title, but how did I lose it before the match since I was the champ?? Riddle me that!!)

Turbo Disturbo vs. The Messenger
Bible Match
Turbo Disturbo is bleeding profusely.
Turbo Disturbo nails The Messenger with a thrust kick to the head.
Turbo Disturbo takes The Messenger down with a thrust kick to the head.
Turbo Disturbo has the crowd going wild.
Turbo Disturbo is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: one, two, kickout.
Turbo Disturbo whips him with the bible.
Turbo Disturbo takes The Messenger down with a flying sunset flip.
There is no referee to count.
James Beard is back on the job.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Winner of Match : Turbo Disturbo (Time 13:24)

After the match ended, The Messenger picked up the bible, and looked at the damage caused to it by Disturbo. He suddenly snapped and attacked Disturbo, calling him a 'vile sinner' the whole time. Eventually, it was broken up by security.

Bill : Now there is someone who truly believes what they are saying.

(The melt down of the Messenger.)

Dark Enigma vs. Phantom
Phantom hits a Steinerline on Dark Enigma.
Phantom runs into the ropes.
Phoenix pulls down the top rope.
Danny Davis threatens Dark Enigma with disqualification.
Dark Enigma goes through the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits Phantom with a lariat.
Danny Davis counts: 1.
Dark Enigma whips Phantom into the guardrail.
Dark Enigma reenters the ring.
Phantom follows him back in.
Phantom brings the table into the ring.
Dark Enigma catches Phantom totally by surprise.
Dark Enigma is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Phantom.
Phantom is inching his way towards the ropes.
Phantom summons one last burst of energy.
Danny Davis asks Phantom if he's had enough.
Phantom shakes his head.
Danny Davis tells Phantom to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Phantom nods.
Danny Davis checks Phantom's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Winner of Match : Dark Enigma (Time 11:52)

The Messenger vs. Dark Enigma
Stairway to Hell Match
The Messenger whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
The Messenger takes Dark Enigma down with a Hotshot.
The Messenger reenters the ring.
Dark Enigma follows him back in.
The Messenger is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Messenger goes for a DDT, but Dark Enigma counters it with a low blow.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the pole.
Dark Enigma is on the second turnbuckle.
Dark Enigma is on the top turnbuckle.
Dark Enigma is on his way up the pole.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
The Messenger pulls him back down.
Dark Enigma takes The Messenger down with a hiptoss.
Dark Enigma uses a DDT on The Messenger.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on The Messenger.
The Messenger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Messenger is barely hanging in there.
James Beard asks The Messenger if he's had enough.
The Messenger doesn't respond.
James Beard stops the fight after 25 seconds.
Winner of Match : Dark Enigma (Time 15:21)

Phantom vs. Panales
Phantom hits a Frankensteiner on Panales.
Earl Hebner counts: 3.
Phantom reenters the ring.
Panales follows him back in.
Phantom executes the X-File on Panales.
Panales is inching his way towards the ropes.
Panales is barely hanging in there.
Earl Hebner checks Panales's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Panales fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.
Panales throws Phantom out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, Phantom reenters the ring.
Panales executes an enzuigiri to the face on Phantom.
The crowd is cheering on Panales.
Panales catches Phantom in a choke against the ropes.
Earl Hebner warns Panales to let go.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three, four.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Panales punches Phantom.
The crowd is starting to get behind Panales.
Panales punches Phantom.
Panales executes a back heel kick on Phantom.
Panales takes Phantom down with a flying sunset flip.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Panales executes the Corkscrew Splash on Phantom.
A small "Panales" chant is being started.
Panales goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Winner of Match : Panales (Time 14:20)

Bill : Well, I'm impressed. Phantom has won title matches and defeated big names with the X-File, but Panales manages to hold on, hit the Corkscrew Splash, and take home the win.

Candy vs. The Messenger
Candy punches The Messenger.
Candy hits The Messenger.
The crowd is behind Candy all the way.
The Messenger hits Candy.
The crowd is booing The Messenger.
Candy hits The Messenger.
The crowd erupts.
The Messenger chops Candy.
The Messenger hits Candy.
Candy hits The Messenger.
Candy uses an elbowsmash on The Messenger.
Candy whips The Messenger into the turnbuckle.
The Messenger comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
The Messenger hits Candy with a low blow.
The Messenger hits Candy with an inside cradle.
There is no referee to count.
The Messenger hits a rabbit punch on Candy.
The Messenger hits Candy with an inverted atomic drop.
The Messenger punches Candy.
The Messenger is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Messenger hits Candy.
The Messenger is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Messenger kicks Candy.
The Messenger is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Messenger whips Candy into the ropes, but Candy reverses it.
The Messenger misses with a kick.
Candy hits The Messenger with a dropkick.
Tim White is back on the job.
Candy whips The Messenger into the ropes, but The Messenger reverses it.
Candy hits The Messenger with an elbow.
Candy gets a Texas Cloverleaf on The Messenger.
The Messenger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Messenger tries to fight the pain.
The Messenger submits after 12 seconds.
Winner of Match : Candy (Time 10:03)

Bill : Wow. Nothing gets by you, Chris. Next we have The Messenger vs. Wil Donegan. Donegan is in the ring, and here comes...wait a minute, that's not the Messenger!

Chris : Yeah, it is! He just looks a little different.

Bill : A little different. This is a man of god, and he looks like he got lost in a goth store.

Chris : Bill, I just got word that he now wants to be called the Devil's Minion.

Bill : What?

Chris : I didn't stutter. Listen up next time.

Devil's Minion vs. Wil Donegan
Cage Match
Pinfalls or Escapes Only
Devil's Minion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Devil's Minion tries to escape the hold.
Devil's Minion summons one last burst of energy.
Earl Hebner asks Devil's Minion if he should stop the fight.
Devil's Minion shakes his head.
Devil's Minion is barely hanging in there.
Earl Hebner asks Devil's Minion if he's had enough.
Devil's Minion shakes his head.
Devil's Minion is almost gone.
Earl Hebner tells Devil's Minion to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Devil's Minion nods.
Devil's Minion is barely hanging in there.
Earl Hebner asks Devil's Minion if he should stop the fight.
Devil's Minion shakes his head.
Devil's Minion isn't moving anymore.
Earl Hebner asks Devil's Minion if he's still there.
Devil's Minion nods.
Earl Hebner asks Devil's Minion if he's had enough.
Devil's Minion shakes his head.
Earl Hebner checks Devil's Minion's arm.
He lifts it.
.
.
it falls.
He lifts it.
.
.
it stays up ! Devil's Minion fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Devil's Minion executes the The Edge on Wil Donegan.
Devil's Minion is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Devil's Minion goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Devil's Minion runs into the ropes.
Candy hits Devil's Minion in the back with a chair.
Wil Donegan nails Devil's Minion with a fisherman suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes.
Wil Donegan goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Devil's Minion blocks it.
Devil's Minion hits a full nelson slam on Wil Donegan.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Winner of Match : Devil's Minion (Time 14:55)

Bill : Is The Mess...Minion going thru some sort of identity crisis?

Chris : Maybe he's drunk.

(The final match of the Bad Guy/Messenger. The plan was to have the Bad Guy go through different looks and he would eventually become crazy and have to be sent to a loony bin. I don't know what would happen after that cause I wanted to take time off. I quit soon after this because no one was saying a damn thing about the gimmick and I wanted people to get involved in it.)

The Gimp vs. Phantom
No DQ, No Countout
Mask vs. Mask
The Gimp goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Phantom counters it with a go-behind.
Phantom puts The Gimp in an achilles tendon hold.
The Gimp is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Gimp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
The Gimp sits up.
A few fans are cheering on The Gimp.
Phantom whips The Gimp into the turnbuckle.
Phantom takes The Gimp down with a low blow.
Phantom catches The Gimp in an achilles tendon hold.
The Gimp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Phantom hits The Gimp with a front-layout superplex.
A few fans are cheering on Phantom.
The Gimp sits up.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Gimp.
Phantom uses a swinging bulldog on The Gimp.
A few fans are cheering on Phantom.
Phantom hits a Steinerline on The Gimp.
Phantom locks The Gimp in an achilles tendon hold.
The Gimp is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Gimp tries to fight the pain.
The Gimp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Phantom executes the X-File on The Gimp.
The Gimp is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Gimp is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Gimp is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Gimp summons one last burst of energy.
Tim White checks The Gimp's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
At this point, J-Dog decided to become more than a spectator. He jumped the railing and slid into the ring. While Phantom had Gimp still in the X-File, J-Dog started kicking the Gimp in the face ! No DQ, so the ref couldn't do anything about it. The Gimp finally had to give up, at which point J-Dog ripped off the Gimp's mask and pounded on him some more before the boys in blue appeared.
Winner of Match : Phantom (Time 7:35)

Bill : I guess that means that J-Dog has returned!

(The final win for the Phantom. Always good to go out on a high note.)

J-Dog over the Gimp when he hit the Eliminator at 5:14 (Phantom no-showed).

Chris : No kidding. Do my eyes decieve me, or is that the Bad Guy sitting in the front row ! The cameras flash to the Bad Guy sitting in the front row, having a Chico Beer. Thorn makes his way out to the ring first, and has a quick word with the President. Beacom notices Bad Guy in the front row, and calls him into the ring. He shakes his hand, and Bad Guy waves to the crowd.

An evil looking grin crawls across the face of Beacom, who looks at Thorn and nods his head. Bad Guy turns around, and Thorn grabs him by the throat !

Beacom : Bad Guy, today you learn a valuable lesson. Word travels fast. We don't take to cocky people who think they can shit on other leagues and get away with it. Consider this your re-debut.

Thorn picks Bad Guy up, and chokeslams him. Picks it up...does it again. Picks him up...does it again.

The fans go nuts.

Beacom smiles, and has EMTs drag Bad Guy out of the arena. He walks to the back, and the 7 man match begins

(This is where Prez Beacom over stepped his boundries. This was the result of what went on during the final days of the TEW which you can read about in the Bad Guy's ally/enemies section.)

The Bad Guy(20 Wins, 17 Losses, 1 Draw) 53% winning percentage; as Messenger(1 Win, 4 Losses, 1 Draw)

The Phantom(24 Wins, 14 Losses, 1 Draw) 62% winning percentage

Law & Order(15 Wins, 14 Losses) 52 % winning percentage