WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS
SOUTH AMERICA
The Bad Guy pinned Ultimate Destruction after a powerslam in 0:17:26
The Bad Guy made Shane "Talon Claw" Norton submit to a sleeperhold in 0:10:44
WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS
The Bad Guy and Vengeance went to a double countout in 0:14:22
EUROPEAN TITLE TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH
THE BAD GUY vs. HAYABUSA
(0 minutes have gone by)
Tiseo: They lock up, and straight away The Bad Guy goes for a small package, but Hayabusa reverses it: One, kickout.
Dobby: That would have been a quick match, but they're brawling again, Bad Guy blocks the dragon suplex, and he brings him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Tiseo: He runs into the ropes, misses the kick, Hayabusa with the clothesline, misses, they turn round, oh Hayabusa with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Dobby: But he kicks out after two, Bad Guy whips him into the ropes, he grabs him and it's a small package: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:00:46 **
Papu: And that quick win means The Bad Guy progresses to the next round, and he has a tough match against Tyrone Hart scheduled.
The Bad Guy pinned Whiteraven with the Outsider Edge in 0:19:04
World Cup Qualifiers
SOUTH AMERICAN QUALIFIERS
The Bad Guy pinned G-Money after a belly-to-back superplex in 0:03:08
Dobby: But as these two leave ringside we hear the music of the rWo, and I guess we're gonna here from them.
('VooDuu Child' begins to play on the PA system and out walks IceMan, Disciple and Bad Guy)
IceMan: You know what brah's? I can't wait till StableCade because that low life Jordan Hart has finally did himself in this time, by signing a match with the man Mr. Hardcore himself, VooDuu. And if a lighting bolt happens to hit the ring or by some odd way Jordan Hart gets real lucky, then Jordan Hart, I know a man that deserves a shot at that precious title that you have. He is my main man, the man that is the leader of the millions of IceMan followers out there, I want you to go against my man, Disciple.
(IceMan hands the mic over to Bad Guy)
Bad Guy: Hey yo! *pop from the crowd* Survey time here in the OFWL. Now you're either with us or against us. So how many people came to see OFWL and NHO? *mixed reaction* Or......or, did you come to see the.........*rWo*
Bad Guy: I don't know, but I'll have to say, one more for the good guys.
IceMan: And oh yeah Bad Guy, after you defeat those no named jobbers for the OFWL European Title, and after my main man Disciple wins the WORLD CUP and the WORLD TITLE the only thing left for us is Tag Titles and the TV Title and the way the rWo is going, those titles will be ours because everyone knows that when your rWo, your rWo......
(Crowd replies '4 LIFE')
(rWo leave the ring to some cheers and some boos)
Dobby: I wonder how much they paid the fans for that one?
Tiseo: Well in any case, this rWo-NHO feud is really hotting up, and it won't be long before this thing explodes at a pay-per-view.
(The start of the rWo in the OFWL. And could we of ripped off the nWo any more??)
EUROPEAN TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH
TYRONE HART vs. THE BAD GUY
(8 minutes have gone by)
Papu: Tyrone Hart runs into the ropes, dodges the clothesline, and kicks the Bad Guy in the head.
Tiseo: Tyrone Hart nails him with a forearm smash, he goes for a sleeper, but Bad Guy with a great move there, taking him down with a jawbreaker.
Dobby: Bad Guy is going for something here, and what a move. A double underhook piledriver, and that could be all. He goes for the pin: One, two, shoulder up.
Tiseo: So close, but he carries on pounding away. A fallaway slam, he throws him into the ropes, he kicks him, and a piledriver.
Dobby: Tyrone Hart is in big trouble at the moment, because the Bad Guy is destroying him.
Tiseo: A takedown, he tries to place him in the turnbuckle, but Tyrone punches him away.
Dobby: Tyrone jumps down, and Bad Guy whips him into the ropes, oh and a back bodydrop. Tyrone goes all the way over to the outside.
Tiseo: The ref starts counting: one, two, three, and Tyrone is moving, and appears to be going underneath the ring.
Dobby: The count continues: six, seven, Tyrone has a chair, he gets back in the ring, and he nails the Bad Guy with it. The ref isn't accepting that and he calls for the bell.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:10:35 **
OFWL WORLD TITLE BARBWIRE LADDER MATCH
JORDAN HART vs. VOODUU
(28 minutes have gone by)
Tiseo: Wow, what a match. This has been amazing, and I honestly can't believe how these two have been fighting for half an hour.
Dobby: Both men are bleeding profusely, and have both been very close to victory.
Tiseo: They've both climbed up that ladder, but each time they've been knocked down, and once Jordan was knocked down and came with inches of having his neck ripped open by that wire.
Dobby: I think this match should be stopped before somebody gets killed.
Tiseo: Jordan hits VooDuu with a chair, and now they're getting back into the ring.
Dobby: But VooDuu is straight up, he whips Jordan into the ropes, and a flying forearm.
Tiseo: VooDuu picks him up and delivers a Korkscrew brainbuster.
Dobby: And both men struggle to get up, and they are suffering from severe damage, and it's Jordan with a weak enzuigiri, but it almost knocks VooDuu out anyway.
Papu: Jordan isn't moving, VooDuu isn't moving. But Jordan is struggling, but he's up. He tries to climb the ladder, and he is slowly making his way up.
Tiseo: He's on his way up, he's half-way there, and he's now getting nearer. VooDuu is moving, he looks up, but can barely move.
Dobby: VooDuu starts kicking the ladder while he remains on the floor, and the ladder is wobbling.
Tiseo: Jordan is reaching, he leaps for the belt, but he misses. He comes flying down to the mat, and VooDuu is getting up.
Dobby: VooDuu moves to the other side of the ring, Jordan is up, he grabs the ladder, and throws it at VooDuu, and it knocks him into the barbwire, and more blood.
Tiseo: VooDuu is trying to stay in the ring, he's half-way over, but Jordan whacks him again with the ladder, and he falls all the way to the outside, and lands on the steel steps. Oh God.
Dobby: The steps were used earlier in the match as a weapon and weren't put back, and VooDuu just landed on them and he surely won't get up after that.
Tiseo: And Jordan obviously has no concern for VooDuu's well being, and he again starts to climb the ladder.
Papu: But VooDuu is slowly getting up, but someone is coming out of the crowd, it's the rWo!
Tiseo: They are beating on VooDuu, and Jordan is still climbing up the ladder.
Dobby: And the Bad Guy picks VooDuu up, and gives him the Edge on the steps. He's out, and Jordan is still climbing as Iceman picks up a mic and the rWo leave.
Dobby: He's getting higher and higher, VooDuu isn't moving, and he reaches up, nearly, so close, a little higher, he's touching it, a little further, and he gets it I think. He falls, and he has the belt.
Tiseo: Jordan Hart has retrieved the belt, and is still the OFWL Champion.
** The winner is Jordan Hart. Time of match: 0:30:11 **
Tiseo: What a match, and I honestly can't believe it. VooDuu is being stretchered out after that unfortunate fall and savage attack at the end which cost him the match.
Dobby: Jordan's music plays and he has the belt, but looking at the state of him you wouldn't believe he was on top of the OFWL.
Tiseo: And the rWo are on their way out, but Iceman is saying something.
IceMan: You see VooDuu, this is what happens when you turn on the family. Consider this some family business. You would have never won the title anyway, if it wasn't for the rWo. Just as fast as we gave you the title, the rWo took it away.
Razor Bat Match
The Bad Guy pinned The Pulverizing Pakistani with the The Edge in 0:23:10
(The Bad Guy's first Razor Bat Match in the OFWL.)
NO-HOLDS-BARRED
CARL MR. CRAZY vs. THE BAD GUY
(14 minutes have gone by)
Dobby: The Bad Guy takes him down with a bridging back suplex, but can only get the two count.
Papu: And Carl Mr. Crazy is up, executes a flying bulldog.
Dobby: He follows it up quickly with an ipponzei, but only gets a two count.
Papu: Carl Mr. Crazy whips The Bad Guy into the ropes, but he comes back and executes a Russian legsweep.
Dobby: But Crazy is up, and hits The Bad Guy with a shoulderblock.
Papu: Crazy goes for a flying bulldog, but Bad Guy struggles free, and he runs into the ropes, and Crazy with another shoulderblock.
Dobby: Bad Guy gets up quickly, he kicks Carl in the stomach, and he sets him up for his finisher.
Papu: But out comes Tyrone Hart, he runs down the aisle, Bad Guy picks him up, he has him above his head.
Dobby: Tyrone gets on the apron, and he pulls Carl free, Bad Guy turns round, the ref didn't see, Tyrone taunts him, Carl from behind.
Papu: Carl Mr. Crazy with the roll up, he has him beat: One, two, three.
** The winner is Carl Mr. Crazy. Time of match: 0:16:18 **
Papu: Oh my goodness, Tyrone Hart came out and cost Bad Guy the match, and the Crazy one is celebrating his victory while Bad Guy chases Tyrone back up the ramp.
Dobby: And I can't wait until Mortal Kombat, because it's gonna be Tyrone against Bad Guy, but that might not happen if Bad Guy makes it to the European final.
Papu: And Bad Guy will probably be getting a 'close' view of the tag team match later on tonight, if you get what I mean.
Singles Match
Fireball Noah pinned The Bad Guy after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:14:03
EUROPEAN TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL MATCH
FIREBALL NOAH vs. THE BAD GUY
(8 minutes have gone by)
Dobby: Now it's Fireball Noah with the advantage, and knocks him down with a roundhouse right.
Papu: Noah tries to place The Bad Guy on the turnbuckle, but The Bad Guy blocks it, but Noah takes him down with an enzuigiri. That could be all.
Dobby: Noah with the choke slam, but no, the Bad Guy with a jack-knife power bomb. What a move.
Papu: He catches his breath, but Noah is right back up and a powerbomb of his own. And he grabs the Bad Guy, and there's the Dreadlock, he's putting him away, but he reaches the ropes.
Dobby: Noah kicks him in the head, he goes for an inside cradle, but the Bad Guy blocks it.
Papu: A backslide: One, two, shoulder up, and he thinks it was a slow count, but while he's complaining Noah gets up, an inside cradle: One, two, three.
** The winner is Fireball Noah. Time of match: 0:09:53 **
Dobby: And while Noah celebrates Bad Guy complains about a fast count.
No DQ Match
VooDuu pinned IceMan after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:13:10
(After the match an unknown wrestler ran out and into the ring, attacking Iceman with a baseball bat)
(He then lay an rWo shirt on him saying "Never Again" under the rWo symbol)
(I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this was the Phantom.)
GRUDGE MATCH
TYRONE HART vs. THE BAD GUY
Dobby: Well the Bad Guy is in the ring, and I don't see any other members of the rWo with him, and out comes Tyrone.
Papu: And he's coming out with the whole NHO, and Bad Guy could be in a bit of trouble.
Dobby: They're all in the ring, and Tyrone and Bad Guy are facing off.
Papu: Bad Guy is wearing his rWo shirt and pointing at it, and Tyrone looks like he's gonna lay him out.
Dobby: He grabs a hold of the shirt, and rips it off, oh that's clever. Bad Guy won't accept this -
Papu: Oh my goodness. Look at what's underneath, could it be?
Dobby: It's a NHO shirt. Surely not.
Papu: They're looking at each other, are they gonna fight or has Bad Guy really joined the New Hart Order.
Dobby: They are about to fight, but no, they are hugging. The NHO have one more member.
Papu: And he's been thrown a mic, so let's listen to what he's got to say.
Bad Guy: I'm sure everyone out there is wondering why I have joined the NHO? It's very simple if you think about it. They are the best stable in the OFWL and always will be. IceMan never did anything to help the rWo grow, I did all the work. I'm tired of his crap and I ain't gonna take it anymore chico. I even assembled the biggest collection of losers to take the NHO, which we all know will never happen. The NHO are winners while the rWo will continue to suck. And if you don't like it IceMan, I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!
(The fans cheer as the New Hart Order music plays and the NHO celebrate in the ring)
Papu: Well I guess that's it, no match but the rWo have just lost a member of their stable, and the NHO grows ever stronger.
(The rWo wasn't getting over in the OFWL so I had to break from the group.)
OPENING BOUT
THE STALKER vs. THE BAD GUY
(12 minutes have gone by)
The Bad Guy executes a snap suplex.
The Bad Guy attemps to place The Stalker on the turnbuckle, but The Stalker blocks it.
The Bad Guy runs into the ropes.
The Stalker goes for a bulldog headlock, but The Bad Guy counters it with a throw-off.
The Stalker nails him with a fist to the midsection.
The Stalker places The Bad Guy on the turnbuckle.
The Stalker executes the Super Piledriver and goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Stalker runs into the ropes.
The Bad Guy catches The Stalker totally by surprise.
The Bad Guy executes the The Edge and goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:13:25 **
Papu: And the Bad Guy comes out victorious, and that'll give him confidence for next week where he goes to Mortal Kombat to meet Disciple in a razor bat match.
STEEL CAGE MATCH
THE PHANTOM vs. THE STALKER
12 minutes have gone by
Dobby: Phantom with an enzuigiri, and he rakes Stalker's face across the cage.
Papu: He picks him up, and a piledriver.
Dobby: But Stalker is up, Phantom misses the clothesline, Stalker with a powerful clothesline himself.
Papu: And a powerslam, Stalker now taking control.
Dobby: He climbs the top rope, and takes him down with a double-axhandle chop.
Papu: But he is relentless with his pursuit, and powerbombs Phantom with great force.
Dobby: Stalker goes for the door, he's climbing out, Phantom grabs him and drags him a little.
Papu: But Stalker with a kick between the legs, oh what a low blow. And out come some brass knuckles, and a cheap shot right in the face. Phantom is out cold.
Dobby: Stalker is at the door, he's on the way out, and he escapes the cage.
** The winner is The Stalker. Time of match: 0:14:18 **
Papu: Oh, a cheating Stalker steals victory, and because of that Phantom is not in the New Hart Order.
Dobby: But he'll want a rematch, and it'll be for personal reasons. That defeat is a real blemish on his record.
Papu: And in action next is the man that brought Phantom to the OFWL, the Bad Guy. And he'll take on Disciple, who used to be his rWo team mate.
Dobby: But he, like so many others, joined the NHO, and that's where the gold is at the moment.
Papu: But Disciple is an excellent wrestler and very experienced, although Bad Guy is in his own type of match, a razor bat match.
RAZOR BAT MATCH
THE BAD GUY vs. DISCIPLE
9 minutes have gone by
Dobby: Bad Guy takes him down with a snap suplex, but Disciple blocks the Boston crab.
Papu: Disciple with a low blow, and a lariat. He picks him up, but Bad Guy with kick down below, and that must've hurt.
Dobby: He picks his bat up from the floor, and wallops Disciple round the head. That must be it.
Papu: But he doesn't cover him, he sets him up for the Edge, and delivers, but someone's coming out of the crowd.
Dobby: Bad Guy with the cover, IceMan climbs over the guard rail...one....into the ring...two....and he nails Bad Guy with a chair and breaks the count.
Papu: He is going to work on Bad Guy, and Disciple is staggering up, and they both beat the living hell out of Bad Guy.
Dobby: The ref is calling for the bell, and officials are rushing into the ring to stop the mess.
Papu: What a match, and I guess Bad Guy is victorious. IceMan came out of the crowd and beat on Bad Guy, at which point the ref stopped the match.
Dobby: It wasn't a DQ win, it was just stopped, so maybe it was a no contest.
Papu: Anyway, officials have stopped the onslaught, and the rWo are being escorted out of the building so Bad Guy can recieve treatment.
Dobby: And maybe IceMan is next on Bad Guy's hit list. I sense another bat match coming soon
(A Razor Bat Match can't end like that. But I didn't lose, ha ha!)
20 Man Battle Royal
Winner gets a title shot
x The Bad Guy threw out Crush DeComp Etition in 0:00:13
x The Black Hart threw out The Bad Guy in 0:00:30
x Disciple threw out Gilbert Brown after a flying shoulderblock in 0:01:15
x Tyrone Hart threw out Breaker in 0:01:57
x The Sorceror threw out IceMan in 0:03:40
x Disciple threw out Rock & Roll Kid in 0:03:45
x Badd Ass Billy Smokes threw out FireWalker in 0:04:30
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes threw out Steven Nash in 0:05:34
x Icepik threw out Disciple after a flying clothesline in 0:05:57
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes threw out Cinna in 0:06:00
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes threw out The Sorceror in 0:06:16
x The Stalker threw out Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes in 0:06:40
x The Stalker threw out Sean Morley after the Two Ton Bomb in 0:07:30
x The Stalker threw out 'Superstar' Sean Smith in 0:07:47
x Suicide Sid Snow threw out Badd Ass Billy Smokes in 0:08:34
x Tyrone Hart threw out Icepik in 0:08:51
x Suicide Sid Snow threw out Tyrone Hart in 0:09:09
x The Stalker threw out Suicide Sid Snow in 0:09:56
x The Stalker threw out The Black Hart in 0:10:11
** The winner is The Stalker. Time of match: 0:10:11 **
No-Holds-Barred
ICEMAN/DISCIPLE vs. BAD GUY/PHANTOM
18 minutes have gone by
Dobby: The Bad Guy and The Phantom whip Disciple into the ropes, and a double clothesline.
Papu: The Phantom leaves the ring, and Bad Guy is dominating Disciple now.
Dobby: A whip, but a reversal. Disciple with low blow, and there are no DQs. IceMan and Phantom are brawling on the outside.
Papu: And someone is coming out. It's the Slayer.
Dobby: And Bad Guy is getting the advantage. He has Disciple up, but Slayer takes out his leg.
Papu: Slayer grabs Bad Guy, and a chokeslam. He picks him up, and a Tombstone piledriver. He's pointing at him, and Slayer wants Disciple to pin him.
Dobby: And somewhat suspiciously he does: One, two, three. That's it, and the RWO have the win.
** The winners are The Disciple and IceMan. Time of match: 0:20:35 **
Opening Bout
THE PHANTOM vs. STEVEN NASH
5 minutes have gone by
The Phantom misses with a clothesline.
The Phantom hits Steven Nash with a kick.
The Phantom executes a chop.
The Phantom takes him down with a superkick.
Steven Nash goes for a bridging back suplex, but The Phantom blocks it.
The Phantom nails him with a DDT.
The Phantom executes the X-File.
Steven Nash submits after 34 seconds.
** The winner is The Phantom. Time of match: 0:06:15 **
Dobby: And Phantom gets a good win, and the NHO has to get Nash into the gym to do some training.
Papu: And that just takes us to the Intercontinental title match up next, with Vengeance, champion since March, taking on the Bad Guy.
Intercontinental Title Match
VENGEANCE vs. THE BAD GUY
18 minutes have gone by
The Bad Guy runs into the ropes.
Vengeance executes a savate kick.
Vengeance goes for a falling splash, but The Bad Guy counters it with a knee pull-up.
The Bad Guy takes him down with an enzuilariato.
The Bad Guy executes a jack-knife power bomb.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
The Bad Guy goes for a forearm to the back, but Vengeance counters it with a side step.
The Bad Guy takes him down with a backslide.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
The Bad Guy takes him down with a slap.
The Bad Guy executes a faceslam.
The Bad Guy executes a spinning power bomb.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:19:40 **
Dobby: He's done it, the Bad Guy captures the Intercontinental title, and he has his first taste of OFWL gold.
Papu: Well Vengeance can't believe it. His long and record breaking reign as champ comes to an end, and we are now in store for a new reign as the Bad Guy will take on all comers.
(He was champ for like 8 months, way to long.)
World Title Match
FIREBALL NOAH vs. STALKER
10 minutes have gone by
Fireball Noah nails him with a monkey flip. The Stalker goes for a lariat, but Fireball Noah counters it with a duck-down move. Fireball Noah places The Stalker on the turnbuckle. Fireball Noah nails him with a belly-to-back superplex. Fireball Noah whips The Stalker into the turnbuckle. Fireball Noah charges into the corner. Fireball Noah executes a monkey flip. Fireball Noah goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Stalker blocks it. The Stalker catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Stalker whips Fireball Noah into the ropes. The Stalker takes him down with a legsweep. The Stalker goes for a snap mare, but Fireball Noah blocks it. Fireball Noah goes for a kick to the thigh, but The Stalker blocks it. The Stalker executes a bulldog headlock. Fireball Noah executes a kick to the head. Fireball Noah whips The Stalker into the turnbuckle. Fireball Noah places The Stalker on the turnbuckle. Fireball Noah takes him down with a belly-to-back superplex. Fireball Noah executes the Dreadlock. The Stalker submits after 6 seconds.
** The winner is Fireball Noah. Time of match: 0:12:48 **
Dobby: And Noah is victorious, but out come the Bad Guy and Phantom, but why?
Papu: Well they're beating on the defeated Stalker, but Bad Guy gets up, and nails Noah with the IC belt. What the hell is going on?
Dobby: Tonight we've had people turning on each other left right and centre, and now out comes Mike Cahill, he runs in, and gives Stalker the Stunner. He dodges Sorcerer, and another stunner.
Papu: But Bad Guy nails Cahill with the belt, and now Bad Guy and Phantom join with Slayer in beating Noah and Cahill.
Dobby: Oh God, now out comes Aussie Hammer with Mr. Tiseo, and things could be about to pick up right now. But Noah and Cahill are getting up, and everyone's brawling with each other, and Hammer is just watching. And Tiseo is laughing as everyone is destroying each other.
Papu: Folks, we're out of time, so join us next week for more OFWL Mayhem!
(I had to pay Stalker back for interfering in my match and everything else was just a by product.)
Intercontinental Title Match
BAD GUY vs. VENGEANCE vs. GILBERT BROWN
14 minutes have gone by
Papu: And Bad Guy is dominating Vengeance while Gilbert recovers. But in comes Gilbert and takes out Vengeance, and now the former champ is getting a beating.
Dobby: But Gilbert knocks down Bad Guy, and covers him: one, two, kickout. And now he tries the cover on Vengeance: One, two, kickout. Well it was worth a try.
Papu: And now all three are beating on each other again, and Vengeance sets up Gilbert, and a Penant Stare. That could be all. He makes the cover: One, two, thr - but Bad Guy breaks the count. That was so close.
Dobby: And now it's Vengeance and Bad Guy brawling, and Bad Guy kicks him in the gut, he picks him up, he has him set up. And the Edge, and he just planted him. He covers: One, two, thr- but Gilbert is up in time to pull Bad Guy off. Another close call.
Papu: And now Bad Guy is beating on Gilbert Brown, he's pummeling him, into the ropes, and a clothesline over the top, and Gilbert gets tangled in the ropes, and the ref has to try and get him out.
Dobby: And Phantom just came out of the crowd and threw a chair to Bad Guy. He picks it up, and nails Vengeance. He throws out the chair, and makes the cover.
Papu: And the ref glances round, he's sees what's going on and leaves Gilbert: One, two, three! Bad Guy wins!
** The winner is Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:18:10 **
Dobby: He does it again. Bad Guy has pinned Vengeance, and remains IC champion.
Papu: And Gilbert Brown is stuck in the ropes, he manages to escape, and Bad Guy clothelines him back over and to the outside.
Dobby: He is still the OFWL Intercontinental Champion, and the fans are going nuts.
The Bad Guy defeated IceMan by disqualification in a non-title match
Singles Match
THE PHANTOM vs. ADAM HART
6 minutes have gone by
Dobby: And Adam Hart is beating down on the Phantom, trying to put him away.
Papu: But he won't give up. Adam with a DDT, and that could be it: one, two, but another kickout.
Dobby: Adam is complaining to the ref, Phantom gets up, a kick to the gut, and a jacknife.
Papu: He covers him: one, two, kickout.
Dobby: Neither man wants to give up. This match hasn't long got underway, but the beating these two have taken would suggest it had been an iron man match.
Papu: The Phantom executes a snap mare, and nails him with a double underhook backbreaker.
Dobby: But this time he doesn't go for a cover, he just applies a figure-four sleeper.
Papu: But Adam is fighting, and he gets the ropes.
Dobby: They're up again, and are exchanging some powerful fists, an irish whip - reversal, oh. Adam just got thrown into the ref.
Papu: He's out, and Bad Guy is getting in the ring with a chair.
Dobby: And Adam Hart goes over to him, and his telling him to hit the Phantom. But who is he going to help?
Papu: And he is looking at Phantom, he lifts up the chair, takes aim, and swings - but he brought it all the way round and nailed Adam. He was helping the Phantom. And does this mean he's leaving the NHO?
Dobby: He gets out of the ring and slaps the ref, and is getting him up.
Papu: The ref crawls over to see Phantom covering Adam: one, two, three.
** The winner is The Phantom. Time of match: 0:10:15 **
Dobby: And Phantom wins. Bad Guy has turned on the New Hart Order, and I guess we should have seen this one happening.
(Ya think?!?! The Bad Guy would never turn on the Phantom.)
Tag Team Match
PHANTOM/ENFORCER vs. STALKER/SORCERER
12 minutes have gone by
The Enforcer goes for a lariat, but The Sorceror counters it with a duck-down move.
The Enforcer bumps into James Beard.
The Sorceror executes a short clothesline.
The Sorceror goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Enforcer blocks it.
The Enforcer whips The Sorceror into the ropes, but The Sorceror reverses it.
The Enforcer hits The Sorceror with a backdrop.
The Enforcer takes him down with an elbowsmash.
The Enforcer runs into the ropes.
The Sorceror hits The Enforcer with a kick.
The Sorceror executes a kneebreaker.
James Beard is back on the job.
The Sorceror tags out to The Stalker.
The Stalker and The Sorceror whip The Enforcer into the ropes.
They hit The Enforcer with a double clothesline.
Sean Smith and Sean Morely walk out to ringside.
The Sorceror leaves the ring.
The Stalker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Enforcer reverses it.
Sean Smith and Sean Morely get into the ring and attack Enforcer.
James Beard calls for the bell.
** The winners are The Enforcer and The Phantom. Time of match: 0:15:25 **
Intercontinental Title Match
THE BAD GUY pinned MIKE CAHILL with the The Edge in 0:20:12
** President Tiseo distracted the ref allowing Aussie Hammer to deliver a chair shot on Cahill, and then Bad Guy did the rest **
Six-Man Tag Match
TRIANGLE OF TERROR vs. NEW HART ORDER
14 minutes have gone by
Dobby: And Tyrone and Enforcer are going at it, and Tyrone with a backdrop.
Papu: Tyrone goes for a Boston crab, the move that not long ago won Kalvin Walker the TV title.
Dobby: But Bad Guy breaks the hold, and then takes the tag from Enforcer. Papu: And it's two on one, and they hit Tyrone Hart with a double enzuilariato.
Dobby: And finally The Enforcer leaves the ring, Bad Guy goes for a faceslam, but Tyrone blocks it.
Papu: Into the ropes, and he takes Bad Guy down with a short lariat: One, two, kickout.
Dobby: Up they get, and Tyrone with another short lariat: One, two, thr... kickout.
Papu: A side suplex, and now he's going for a figure-four leglock, but The Bad Guy counters it with a small package.
Dobby: The cover: One, two, kickout.
Papu: Up they get, Bad Guy misses with the clothesline, he turns round, and Tyrone clothelines him over the top rope.
Dobby: The ref starts counting, but Melissa runs down to ringside with a chair, and nails Bad Guy, and the ref clearly saw it and he'll have to end the match.
** The winners are The Phantom, The Bad Guy and The Enforcer. Time of match: 0:20:21 **
Dobby: And Melissa Walker just nailed Bad Guy with a chair, and being knocked out by a female is not going to do much for his confidence.
Papu: But the Triangle won, and that will push them higher in the OFWL ranks.
Falls Count Anywhere
THE PHANTOM pinned BADD ASS BILLY SMOKES in 0:13:25
** Interference from Enforcer allowed The Phantom to collect the win **
Battle Royal
FIREBALL NOAH, AUSSIE HAMMER, JASON WALKER, KALVIN WALKER, MAGNUM OCELOT, BLACK HART, THE BAD GUY, JORDAN HART, ICE MAN, MIKE CAHILL
x Mike Cahill threw out IceMan after a spinning mule kick in 0:05:16
x Aussie Hammer threw out Magnum Ocelot after the Gut Hammer in 0:07:33
x Aussie Hammer threw out Jason Walker after the Gut Hammer in 0:11:46
x The Black Hart threw out Jordan Hart after a spinning leg lariat in 0:11:46
x Fireball Noah threw out The Black Hart with a clothesline in 0:11:49
x The Bad Guy threw out Kalvin Walker in 0:15:46
x Mike Cahill threw out The Bad Guy in 0:15:59
x Aussie Hammer and Mike Cahill eliminated each other in 0:20:30
FIREBALL NOAH wins the battle royal in 0:20:30
Dobby: And next it's -
(The rWo theme plays as IceMan and Sinister come out with Sean Smith and Sean Morely, IceMan in a wheelchair)
Sean Smith: All you people need to shut up and see that the true ICON of e-wrestling, IceMan, is out with a bad back. IceMan do you care to tell us why you're hurt?
IceMan: Well, the reason my back is hurt is from carring too many people to stardom. People like Vengeance, Stalker, Sorcerer and Slayer. You see, the only reason they are what they are is because I made them that way.
Smith: IceMan, aren't you forgetting someone? Someone that you defeated time and time again?
IceMan: Oh yeah, and to that no good Bad Guy. You were a nobody back in the days and you're still a nobody. If it wasn't for me taking you under my wing a long time ago, you wouldn't be where you are today. So to all you losers out there, rWo is sick and tired of people running scared so guess what, what you going to do when IceMan and the rWo comes running after you?
(The rWo leave to more boos, and Wars continues)
Dobby: Well now that they've gone, we've got a tag team -
(IceMan was carrying the Bad Guy? I don't think so. I was the muscle of the rWo, doing all the dirty work and getting none of the credit.)
(This time out come the Outlaws, Jemmes with a mic)
Jesse Jemmes: Since we are the champions of the world, we are clearly dominant against all opponents. Well after the last interview by the rWo, I have decided that right now, if IceMan can get off his lazy ass, it'll be a fourway match for the titles.
Billy Smokes: That's right. It's us versus Iceman and Disciple, versus Sean Morely and Smith, versus Phantom and Enforcer. If any of you want some, then come and get it.
Dobby: Well the fans are going nuts as the Outlaws get in the ring, and we should have a fatal fourway dance for the tag team titles.
Fatal Fourway Tag Team Title Match
New Age Outlaws vs. Sean Morely/Sean Smith vs. IceMan/Disciple vs. Phantom/Enforcer
** 9 have gone by **
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes whips Superstar Sean Smith into the guardrail.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes takes him down with a gutwrench suplex.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes throws Superstar Sean Smith back into the ring.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes tags out to Badd Ass Billy Smokes.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes goes for a bodyslam, but Superstar Sean Smith counters it with a small package.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes leaves the ring.
Sean Morley climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes nails him in the stomach.
Sean Morley falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes tags out to Badd Ass Billy Smokes.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes places Sean Morley on the turnbuckle.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes catches Sean Morley in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes takes Sean Morley down with a flying headbutt.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
** The winners are Badd Ass Billy Smokes and Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes. Time of match: 0:11:47 **
Dobby: Well our next match is a non-title match, and it's the Bad Guy against Death, and this one has stipulations.
Papu: If Bad Guy wins then the Triangle of Terror will wrestle the Killer Connection for the straps next week, but if Death wins then he and Menace get a handicap match against the IC champion next week.
Dobby: So the winner gets a title shot next week.
Papu: Let's not waste any more time - on with the action.
Non-Title Stipulation Match
Bad Guy vs. Death
** 13 have gone by **
The Bad Guy reenters the ring.
Death follows him back in.
Death executes a belly-to-back suplex.
Death nails him with an armlock leglock submission.
The Bad Guy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Death goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Bad Guy counters it with a side suplex.
The Bad Guy takes him down with a faceslam.
The Bad Guy throws Death out of the ring.
The Bad Guy goes through the ropes.
Death executes a bodyslam.
Death executes a forearm to the back.
Death knocks The Bad Guy into the ringsteps.
Death executes a kneelift.
They're brawling on the floor.
The Bad Guy takes him down with an enzuilariato.
The Bad Guy reenters the ring.
Death follows him back in.
The Bad Guy nails him with a fallaway slam.
The Bad Guy executes the The Edge and goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:14:49 **
Dobby: Well Bad Guy wins, so a stable title match is scheduled for next week.
Mib: Well now we get onto a match that has some significance. It's IceMan against the Phantom in a stipulation match, and before things get underway I explain the stips. If Phantom wins, then IceMan can no longer use the name rWo in the OFWL. But if IceMan wins, then he gets a match with Bad Guy at Cage Rage for the Intercontinental title.
Dobby: Very good. Well let's get this match started then.
Stipulation Match
IceMan vs. The Phantom
** 14 minutes have gone by **
IceMan goes for a scorpion deathdrop, but The Phantom counters it with a rolling cradle.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Phantom goes for a DDT, but IceMan counters it with a backdrop.
IceMan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Phantom blocks it.
The Phantom nails him with a slingshot facebuster.
IceMan takes the baseball bat and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Stalker and Sorcerer run down to ringside.
IceMan runs into the ropes.
The Phantom hits IceMan with a kick.
The Phantom goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but IceMan blocks it.
IceMan nails him with a legsweep.
IceMan executes the Ice Death Lock.
There is no referee there to ask The Phantom.
IceMan releases the hold.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Stalker and Sorcerer run into the ring and take out IceMan as the jump out the other side and attack Morely and Smith.
Earl Hebner disqualifies Phantom.
** The winner is IceMan. Time of match: 0:17:58 **
Dobby: And IceMan has the win, courtesy of interference from Stalker and Sorcerer.
Mib: They attacked the whole rWo, cost Phantom the match, and then just left.
Dobby: So I guess that means IceMan gets his title shot.
(That was a weak way to win.)
Television Title Match
Kalvin Walker vs. Mike Cahill
** 15 minutes have gone by **
Mike Cahill nails him with a rolling kick.
The Bad Guy walks out to ringside with a Razor Bat in his hand.
Mike Cahill nails him with a spin kick.
Mike Cahill runs into the ropes.
Mike Cahill hits Kalvin "The Killer" Walker with a backdrop.
Mike Cahill takes him down with a fistdrop.
Mike Cahill is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mike Cahill goes for a European uppercut, but Kalvin "The Killer" Walker counters it with a backslide.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Mike Cahill goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kalvin "The Killer" Walker counters it with a backdrop.
Mike Cahill goes for a Soviet suplex, but Kalvin "The Killer" Walker blocks it.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker executes a full nelson.
Bad Guy enters the ring and breaks the hold.
Earl Hebner disqualifies Mike Cahill.
** The winner is Kalvin "The Killer" Walker. Time of match: 0:18:24 **
Dobby: And Bad Guy just layed out Kalvin Walker with a Razor Bat, and Mike Cahill is getting up, and realises the match is over.
Mib: But Bad Guy rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic as he walks up the aisle.
Bad Guy: Hey yo! Kalvin, consider this some payback, but I'm not through with you yet, chico. I challenge you to a Razor Bat Match whenever you feel up to the task. I'll be waiting for your response."
Dobby: And with that Bad Guy leaves, and we better go to a break before the final match.
Tag Team Match
The Enforcer and The Phantom beat Death and Wolverine when The Enforcer pinned Death after a scorpion deathdrop in 0:01:37
Tag Team Title Match
Kalvin Walker and Gilbert Brown beat the New Age Outlaws by disqualification, but do not win the titles.
During the match X-G struck Jesse Jemmes with a tag belt, and just as Kalvin was about to cover the Triangle of Terror ran out and break the pin. Bad Guy says that Enforcer and Phantom are taking the straps at PPV.
Cage Rage Match
Round One
x Sean Morley and Lover Boy started out
x The Slayer entered at 0:01:00
x Kalvin "The Killer" Walker entered at 0:02:00
x Firestorm entered at 0:03:00
x Killie entered at 0:04:00
x Kalvin "The Killer" Walker escaped the cage in 0:04:23
x The Stalker entered at 0:05:00
x Pollie entered at 0:06:00
x Killie escaped the cage in 0:06:04
x The Phantom entered at 0:07:00
x The Phantom escaped the cage in 0:07:23
x Aussie Hammer entered at 0:08:00
x Suicide Sid Snow entered at 0:09:00
x Gilbert Brown entered at 0:10:00
x Gilbert Brown escaped the cage in 0:10:33
x Pollie eliminated Suicide Sid Snow in 0:10:54
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes entered at 0:11:00
x The Sorceror entered at 0:12:00
x The Stalker escaped the cage in 0:12:04
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes eliminated Firestorm via pin-fall in 0:12:45
x Test entered at 0:13:00
x Superstar Sean Smith entered at 0:14:00
x X-G entered at 0:15:00
x Destroyer entered at 0:16:00
x Adam Hart (mystery man) entered at 0:17:00
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes escaped the cage in 0:17:30
x Sean Morley eliminated Superstar Sean Smith in 0:17:54
x The Black Hart entered at 0:18:00
x The Bad Guy entered at 0:19:00
x X-G escaped the cage in 0:19:27
x Test eliminated The Sorceror in 0:19:53
x Sniper entered at 0:20:00
x Slayer eliminated The Black Hart in 0:20:15
x Carl Mr. Crazy entered at 0:21:00
x Destroyer escaped the cage in 0:21:05
x Badd Ass Billy Smokes entered at 0:22:00
x The Bad Guy escaped the cage in 0:22:15
x Buff Tortoise entered at 0:23:00
x Disciple entered at 0:24:00
x Aussie Hammer escaped the cage in 0:24:43
x Buff Tortoise escaped the cage in 0:24:49
x Carl Mr. Crazy eliminated Disciple in 0:24:53
x IceMan entered at 0:25:00
x Lover Boy eliminated Carl Mr. Crazy in 0:25:13
x The Enforcer entered at 0:26:00
x Test escaped the cage in 0:26:40
x Lover Boy escaped the cage in 0:26:45
x Pyro entered at 0:27:00
x Badd Ass Billy Smokes escaped the cage in 0:27:04
x David Tiseo entered at 0:28:00
x Pollie escaped the cage in 0:28:58
x The Enforcer escaped the cage in 0:28:04
x Adam Hart eliminated Pyro in 0:29:23
x IceMan eliminated Adam Hart at 0:30:00
x IceMan escaped the cage at 0:31:23
x David Tiseo eliminated Sniper in 0:32:17
x David Tiseo escaped the cage in 0:33:32
** The following are eliminated: Suicide Sid Snow, Firestorm, Superstar Sean Smith, Sorceror, The Black Hart, Disciple, Carl Mr. Crazy, Pyro, Adam Hart, Sniper **
Intercontinental Title Match
The Bad Guy vs. IceMan
** 12 minutes have gone by **
The Bad Guy executes a belly-to-back superplex.
The Bad Guy is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Bad Guy executes a forearm to the back.
The Bad Guy is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
The Bad Guy complains about a slow count.
The Bad Guy runs into the ropes.
IceMan misses with a shoulderblock.
The Bad Guy catches IceMan totally by surprise.
The Bad Guy executes the The Edge and goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Bad Guy. Time of match: 0:13:24 **
Dobby: And Bad Guy does it again, but IceMan put up quite a good show.
Mib: And no doubt we'll have to put up with more rantings from Bad Guy about how unbeatable he is. Well get a match with me and I'll take his title.
Dobby: I wouldn't say that if I were you. He might just accept the challenge.
(I think I did accept it in an interview but he was to scared to go through with it.)
Cage Rage Match
Round Two
x Gilbert Brown and David Tiseo started out
x David Tiseo escaped the cage in 0:00:32
x The Bad Guy entered at 0:02:00
x The Stalker entered at 0:04:00
x X-G entered at 0:06:00
x Gilbert Brown escaped the cage in 0:07:47
x Sean Morley entered at 0:08:00
x Gilbert Brown eliminated The Stalker in 0:08:53
x Aussie Hammer entered at 0:10:00
x Buff Tortoise entered at 0:12:00
x Badd Ass Billy Smokes entered at 0:14:00
x Buff Tortoise eliminated Sean Morley in 0:14:53
x The Slayer entered at 0:16:00
x IceMan entered at 0:18:00
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes entered at 0:20:00
x Killie entered at 0:22:00
x Lover Boy entered at 0:24:00
x Killie eliminated Buff Tortoise in 0:24:30
x The Enforcer entered at 0:26:00
x Badd Ass Billy Smokes escaped the cage in 0:26:48
x Aussie Hammer escaped the cage in 0:27:01
x X-G escaped the cage in 0:27:21
x Pollie entered at 0:28:00
x Destroyer entered at 0:30:00
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes eliminated IceMan in 0:30:20
x The Phantom entered at 0:32:00
x Kalvin "The Killer" Walker entered at 0:34:00
x Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes escaped the cage in 0:34:21
x Test entered at 0:36:00
x Destroyer eliminated Test in 0:36:48
x Kalvin "The Killer" Walker escaped the cage in 0:36:59
x The Bad Guy escaped the cage in 0:37:07
x Destroyer escaped the cage in 0:37:32
x Pollie escaped the cage in 0:38:45
** The following advance: David Tiseo, Gilbert Brown, Billy Smokes, Aussie Hammer, X-G, Jesse Jemmmes, Kalvin Walker, Bad Guy, Destroyer, Pollie **
Tag Team Title Match
New Age Outlaws vs. Enforcer/Phantom
** 13 minutes have gone by **
The Enforcer nails Badd Ass Billy Smokes with the Doctor Bomb.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Road Dogg Jesse Jemmmes leaves the ring.
The Enforcer throws Badd Ass Billy Smokes out of the ring.
The Enforcer goes through the ropes.
The Enforcer reenters the ring.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes follows him back in.
The Enforcer takes him down with a back heel kick.
The Enforcer places Badd Ass Billy Smokes on the turnbuckle.
The Enforcer executes the powerbomb off the top rope and goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes complains about a fast count.
Danny Davis lets the match continue.
The Enforcer takes him down with a backspin DDT.
The Enforcer goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Badd Ass Billy Smokes blocks it.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes nails him with a hiptoss.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Enforcer counters it with spinning headscissors.
The Enforcer takes him down with a slap.
Badd Ass Billy Smokes whips The Enforcer into the ropes.
The Enforcer executes a lariat.
The Enforcer takes him down with a backspin DDT.
The Enforcer takes him down with a legsweep.
The Enforcer is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
** The winners are The Enforcer and The Phantom. Time of match: 0:16:46 **
Mib: New champions. Ha ha. At last, the Outlaws have lost, and thank God.
Dobby: But all throughout the match the Bad Guy interfered on the outside, so what do you expcet?
(The Enforcer and the Phantom only had a few matches before they won the titles, can't beat that!!)
Cage Rage Match
Final Round
x X-G eliminated Billy Smokes via pin-fall in 0:04:07
x Bad Guy eliminated Pollie with the Edge in 0:09:14
x David Tiseo eliminated Jesse Jemmmes with a small package in 0:15:49
x X-G pinned Aussie Hammer in 0:23:46
x Destroyer eliminated Gilbert Brown with the powerbomb in 0:26:18
x Kalvin Walker eliminated Destroyer with a roll up in 0:26:49
x Bad Guy eliminated Kalvin Walker via pin-fall in 0:27:46
x David Tiseo escaped the cage in 0:31:14
** The winner is David Tiseo. Time of match: 0:31:14 **
(This whole angle with fucking stupid. He was trying to be Vince McMahon and that's when the league started to go south.)
Dobby: And up next is the stable title match, as Killer Connection minus Kalvin Walker go against the Triangle of Terror.
Mib: I think we've seen this match a couple of times before, and maybe this little feud will get sorted out tonight.
Dobby: And with Phantom and Enforcer as the tag champs, then a win for the triangle could mean a whole load more belts.
Mib: But I'm just getting news from the back office, and this will not be a title match.
Dobby: What? Why not?
Mib: President Tiseo has ordered that in order for the titles to be defended, it must have all belts defended, and Kalvin isn't in the match.
Dobby: So it's just a three on three, and I guess the Terror either need a new partner, and Kalvin must forfeit his stable title.
Mib: Let's get on with the match.
Six-Man Tag Match
Gilbert Brown/Death/Wolverine vs. Bad Guy/Enforcer/Phantom
** 19 minutes have gone by **
The Enforcer and The Phantom hit Death with a double DDT.
The Phantom leaves the ring.
The Enforcer nails him with a backbreaker.
The Enforcer executes a jumping DDT.
The Enforcer goes for a dragon suplex, but Death blocks it.
Death throws The Enforcer out of the ring.
Death goes through the ropes.
The Enforcer knocks Death into the ringsteps.
The Enforcer takes him down with the Doctor Bomb.
The Enforcer knocks Death into the ringsteps.
The Enforcer whips Death into the guardrail.
They're brawling on the floor.
The Enforcer takes him down with an enzuilariato.
Death takes him down with a short lariat.
Death takes him down with a scorpion deathlock.
They're brawling on the floor.
The Enforcer executes a facerake.
The Enforcer throws Death back into the ring.
The Enforcer nails him with a DDT.
The Enforcer places Death on the turnbuckle.
The Enforcer executes the powerbomb off the top rope and goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
** The winners are The Enforcer, The Bad Guy and The Phantom. Time of match: 0:22:42 **
Dobby: And the Triangle of Terror have it, and the Killer Connection are stunned.
Mib: Enforcer wins the match with a devestating finisher, and Death is still not moving.
Dobby: And does that mean a title shot tomorrow on Mayhem for the stable titles? I don't know, but the Terror have won it.
Mib: I remember the Terror wanted a few stipulations in a title match, but we still haven't had that title match.
(We should of won the Stable Titles right then and there but we got robbed.)
** Start of event shows Mike Cahill on the floor in his locker room with rWo sprayed on his back **
Camp Jelle defeated Marvelous Connection when Pollie pinned Jason Walker
** After the match both teams were attacked by the rWo **
Badd Ass Billy Smokes defeated Slayer via DQ when the rWo attacked him
Pyro versus Vengeance was a no contest
** The rWo attacked both men as soon as the match started **
Television Title Match
Kalvin Walker defeated Stalker by DQ to retain the title
** Another rWo attack on Kalvin caused the DQ **
Non-Title Match
Gilbert Brown versus Carl Mr. Crazy went to a double DQ
** The rWo attacked both competitors to cause the DQ **
Non-Title Match
Bad Guy vs. IceMan
** Match didn't get started when the rWo attacked Bad Guy before the bell **
(That's what the rWo used to do. To bad it was all in vain.)
Tag Team Title Match
Sean Morely/Sean Smith defeated Phantom/Enforcer vs. Stalker/Sorcerer vs. IceMan/Disciple when Sean Smith pinned The Enforcer after a power bomb in 0:01:02
** All three rWo attacked the champions, and it was Smith who got the pin-fall win **
** Sean Morely and Superstar Sean Smith win the tag team titles **
(That the hell kinda match is that?? 3 rWo teams against Enforcer and Phantom. Straight screw job right there.)
Non-Title Match
The Bad Guy defeated Kalvin Walker and Mike Cahill when he pinned Kalvin Walker with a spinning power bomb in 0:23:05
Television Title Match
Kalvin Walker vs. The Enforcer
** 12 minutes have gone by **
Kalvin "The Killer Walker throws The Enforcer out of the ring.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, The Enforcer reenters the ring.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker takes him down with an ipponzei.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker whips The Enforcer into the ropes.
The Enforcer misses with a clothesline.
The Enforcer misses with a shoulderblock.
The Enforcer executes a slap.
The Enforcer nails him with a spinebuster slam.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
The Enforcer executes a double reverse chinlock.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
The Enforcer clothelines Kalvin "The Killer" Walker over the top rope.
Kalvin "The Killer" Walker lands on The Phantom.
The Enforcer distracts the official.
The Phantom strikes Kalvin "The Killer" Walker with a chair and rolls him back into the ring.
The Enforcer covers: One, two, three.
** The winner is The Enforcer. Time of match: 0:14:20 **
Dobby: New Champion. We have just seen another title change hands, and you can thank Phantom for that one.
Mib: Well I think Phantom was justified in what he did. Kalvin attacked him for no reason, so Phantom gave him a mouthful of steel.
Tag Team Title Match
Sean Morely/Sean Smith vs. Two Dudes With Attitude
** 4 minutes have gone by **
Sean Morley knocks Lover Boy into the ringpost.
Sean Morley whips Lover Boy into the guardrail.
Sean Morley goes for a sleeperhold, but Lover Boy counters it with a jawbreaker.
Lover Boy reenters the ring.
Sean Morley follows him back in.
Lover Boy tags out to Destroyer.
Destroyer and Lover Boy hit Sean Morley with a double bulldog headlock.
Lover Boy leaves the ring.
Destroyer takes him down with a bulldog headlock.
Destroyer goes for a bulldog headlock, but Sean Morley blocks it.
Superstar Sean Smith enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Lover Boy enters the ring and throws Superstar Sean Smith out of the ring.
Lover Boy takes Sean Morley down with a flying shoulderblock.
Destroyer takes Sean Morley down with an enzuilariato.
Sean Smith enters the ring.
Destroyer takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb.
The Triangle of Terror run into the ring and attack all four men.
** The match ends in a no contest. Time of match: 0:05:20 **
Dobby: My God. The Triangle of Terror just attacked both teams, and it has cut this match short. The titles stay with the rWo, but will they be able to defend them any time soon?
Mib: And Bad Guy and Mr. Black are beating on Lover Boy and Destroyer, while Phantom and Enforcer are beating on the champs.
Dobby: And I see a spray can, and they're spraying a triangle on Lover Boy and Destroyer's backs. And now Enforcer takes the can, and he's writing rWo on Morely and Smith, but in a circle and win a slash through it.
Mib: I guess the Triangle of Terror have made their feelings known, and four men had to suffer as a result of that.
(Phantom takes a mic as the Triangle leave the ring and walk backwards back up the aisle facing the ring)
Phantom: We were robbed and everyone out there knows it. We should be getting this match tonight but were once again robbed. If we have to do it this way then so be it.
Enforcer: We are the true World Tag Team Champs and you kow it. Who's running the show now boys. rWo, your days are numbered!!
(They all leave as the fans are cheering, and officials have to help the beaten four out of the ring)
Mib: I guess Enforcer and Phantom want a rematch soon, but will they get it? I guess we'll find out tomorrow.
(The rWo wants to attack people all the time, then we can do it as well, only better.)
Dobby: And Bad Guy is in the ring for a proper fight next, as he defends the Intercontinental Title against Carl Mr. Crazy.
Intercontinental Title Match
The Bad Guy vs. Carl Mr. Crazy
** 58 minutes have gone by **
Carl Mr. Crazy goes for a springboard rana, but The Bad Guy counters it with a double leg-hook.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
The Bad Guy whips Carl Mr. Crazy into the turnbuckle.
Carl Mr. Crazy comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
The Bad Guy executes a forearm to the back.
The Bad Guy takes him down with an avalanche.
The Bad Guy goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Carl Mr. Crazy counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, The Bad Guy counters it with a sunset flip.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
The Bad Guy whips Carl Mr. Crazy into the ropes.
The Bad Guy catches Carl Mr. Crazy totally by surprise.
The Bad Guy picks Carl Mr. Crazy up for The Edge.
The bell rings and the official stops the match.
** The match ends in a time limit draw. Time of match: 1:00:00 **
Dobby: Wow, what a match. These two battled all the way to the hour mark, but no one was able to win it, although it looked like Bad Guy was just about to finish Carl off.
Mib: And as a mark of respect the two shook hands at the hand and embraced. Most people would say that these two are great sportsmen, but I would have to say that they're a couple of fags.
Dobby: What are you talking about. Just because they hugged doesn't mean they're gay. Those two in the ring are just more secure with their sexuality, and you need to grow up.
Mib: Piss off.
Dobby: Anyway, the IC title remains with Bad Guy, but I see a rematch around the corner sometime soon.
Mib: I think I deserve a shot to be honest. In fact tomorrow night I chal-
Dobby: Shut up. Now it's tome for the big one. The OFWL World Title is on the line, and it's Mike Cahill against IceMan, and you have to wonder why IceMan was given the shot.
Mib: I think I know why. Tiseo is gonna screw Cahill out of the title. Everyone will under-estimate IceMan, but somehow he'll come out with the title. It's obvious.
Dobby: It's an interesting theory, so let's see what develops in this match.
World Title Match
Mike Cahill vs. IceMan
** 7 minutes have gone by **
Dobby: And as this match starts to heat up, Fireball Noah and VooDuu have made their way out to ringside, and I doubt they'll stay out of this one.
Mib: And Cahill goes for a cobra clutch, but IceMan takes him down.
Dobby: And IceMan is now beating on Cahill, and - uh oh. Out comes the Bad Guy, and he's about to join the party.
Mib: Meanwhile IceMan chokeslams Cahill, and executes the Ice Death Lock, he's going for the win, but Cahill reaches the ropes.
Dobby: But IceMan continues to beat on Cahill, a facerake, the cover: One, two, Bad Guy puts Cahill's foot on the rope.
Mib: And the fans liked that, and IceMan is looking at Bad Guy in disgust, and I can see a huge war escalating after this match.
Dobby: And the official didn't notice, and IceMan is shouting at the ref with real anger, and he better be careful, and IceMan pushes the ref. IceMan just pushed the ref on the floor.
Mib: That'll be a DQ, but everyone hits the ring; Noah, VooDuu, Bad Guy, and now Camp Jelle have run out and into the ring, so have Enforcer and Phantom, and it's a massive brawl. Everyone is fighting with everyone.
** The winner is Mike Cahill. Time of match: 0:10:38 **
Dobby: And I think IceMan will get the main beating, but Cahill's getting some too.
Mib: The fans are going nuts and - huh. Why are they booing? Oh no, David Tiseo is walking down the aisle and he is gonna do something big.
Dobby: And Tiseo takes a mic and gets in the ring, and I guess he has something to say.
Tiseo: Everyone shut the hell up. Now all of you in the ring, fighting amongst yourselves, buy why? Only IceMan can win the title tonight, or can he? You see, I know that I cannot have one single match in this fed without someone interfering, so here's the deal. You lot ran into the ring after IceMan got DQ'd, but you can stay there. Mike Cahill, prepare for the beating of your life, because you will now defend your title against everyone in that ring in a no DQ match. The only way for the match to end is for someone to pin Cahill, or for Cahill to pin someone else. So someone ring the bell and get the match underway.
No-Holds-Barred World Title Match
Mike Cahill vs. IceMan, Fireball Noah, VooDuu, Bad Guy, Pollie, Killie, Destroyer, Lover Boy, Enforcer, Phantom
Dobby: My God, Tiseo has just sanctioned a no DQ match with Cahill against the OFWL's best, and what chance does he have?
Mib: None. Everyone is gonna try and pin him, and IceMan quickly rolls him up from behind, but the others all break the pin and now everyone brawls amongst one another.
Dobby: And as just about everyone in that ring hates each other, they won't all be concentrating on Cahill.
Mib: It's Destroyer and Lover Boy against Phantom and Enforcer, Bad Guy is taking on IceMan, VooDuu is trying to defend himself against Pollie and Killie, while Cahill and Noah go at it.
Dobby: And meanwhile Tiseo is sitting at ringside smiling, enjoying the carnage.
Mib: And he keeps shouting at everyone to get Cahill, and the action is fast and violent in that ring.
Dobby: And Bad Guy is looking under the ring, and he's just found a baseball bat, but Pollie has his own baseball bat, but Bad Guy cracks Pollie over the head first. The IC champ has just levelled the European champ.
Mib: And Tiseo is yelling for someone to get rid of Pollie.
Dobby: And Bad Guy gets in the ring, but IceMan has a chair and strikes him in the back, and again in the back of the head.
Mib: Bad Guy's down, and IceMan is destroying him, but Phantom leaps off the top rope and knocks IceMan down.
Dobby: Meanwhile VooDuu is destroying Killie, and a Korkscrew Brainbuster in the middle of the ring. Killie is out cold, and he's kicked to the outside.
Mib: And I think nine men are left standing, although Phantom and Enforcer and Lover Boy and Destroyer are all fighting on the outside, while Noah, Cahill, VooDuu, IceMan and Bad Guy all fight in the middle of the ring.
Dobby: And Tiseo has just got a mic, and is yelling.
Tiseo: Hey you four, I called this match so everyone could beat on Cahill, so what do you think your doing? Get out of here. If you wanna fight with each other do it in the back. Go on, get out of here.
Dobby: Well Tiseo just got rid of four men since his plan wasn't quite working, so only five men are left as Killie limps out after that brainbuster.
Mib: And after that all four men are beating on Cahill, with all of them going for a cover every now and again.
Dobby: And Cahill has hardly been able to walk for the last few minutes. He's been destroyed.
Mib: And that is Tiseo's plan, to cripple Mike Cahill, and what a plan it is. He's a genious.
Dobby: And Tiseo's standing up again, and he's taking off his shirt. He wants to wrestle.
Mib: He's getting in the ring, and IceMan holds the rope open for the boss. That'll get him another title match down the line.
Dobby: You gotta respect your employee or you'll find yourself out of work. And Tiseo gets in the ring, and joins in the beating. He kicks Cahill while he's down, and the other four continue the beating.
Mib: And Tiseo's telling everyone else to leave the ring, that he wants Cahill to himself.
Dobby: But they don't want to leave, probably not happy at being used. They thought they'd get a title shot.
Mib: And Tiseo's calling for a mic and the announcer throws him one.
Tiseo: I want all of you to leave the ring NOW! I didn't call this match for the title to change hands, I called it so Cahill would get a beating, allowing me to become the next champion.
(The fans boo, as VooDuu leaves the ring and goes underneath it)
Tiseo: Right, that's it. If you don't leave the ring, you're all fired. Get out.
(Bad Guy leaves and walks up the aisle and dissapears)
Tiseo: Very good, but what about the rest of you? Get out. Noah, leave now.
Mib: Noah is shaking his head, and Tiseo is fuming. And VooDuu is getting back in the ring with his barbwire chair, and he's looking directly at Tiseo.
Tiseo: Don't you dare. Put that chair down. Referee, take that chair off him.
Dobby: But the official isn't that dumb. He isn't going near VooDuu, he's staying well clear.
Mib: And Noah snatches the mic from Tiseo)
Noah: You know what, Tiz, you're a real piece of shit!
(The fans go nuts and Noah punches Tiseo to the ground and starts choking him)
Mib: And Cahill's getting up, he clothelines VooDuu over the top, IceMan turns round, STUNNER!
Dobby: The cover: One, two, three! Cahill does it. Oh my God, Cahill is still the champ, and Noah is throttling Tiseo.
** The winner is Mike Cahill. Time of match: 0:18:57 **
European Title Match
Pollie defeated Disciple by countout in 0:00:43
** Phantom came out of the crowd and knocked Disciple out while the ref was distracted **
** Pollie retains the European title **
Tag Team Title Match
Superstar Sean Smith and Sean Morley beat The Phantom and The Enforcer by disqualification in 0:23:47
** Simon Sez attacked Sean Morley with a chair causing the DQ, and then Lover Boy came out and joined in the brawl **
** Sean Morley/Sean Smith retain the tag team titles **
Non-Title Match
Bad Guy vs. VooDuu went to a double countout in 0:14:42
** Both men brawled all the way up the aisle and got counted out, and then the mystery man attacked both of them with a steel chair **
The Phantom made Scorpion submit to the X-File in 0:15:15
** After the match Slayer, Stalker and Sorcerer all beat the hell out of Phantom before escaping through the crowd **
Intercontinental Title Razor Bat Match
The Bad Guy beat Superstar Sean Smith after hitting him the razor bat in 0:13:43
** Bad Guy retains the title **
(Oh yeah, another win in a Razor Bat Match.)
The Phantom pinned The Stalker after a superkick in 0:01:15
Non-Title Match
The Bad Guy pinned Pollie with the The Edge in 0:20:30
(The Bad Guy said that later tonight, not only would he officiate a match, but he would defeat the OFWL Champion too)
(Carl Mr. Crazy did a little interview with Dobby saying that he would beat Phantom tonight, and Bad Guy at Hell on Earth)
Non-Title Match
The Enforcer pinned Simon Sez in 0:11:18 (w/ Bad Guy special referee)
** The Bad Guy made a slow count after Simon executed a powerbomb, so Simon argued with the official **
** Enforcer rolled him up and won with a very quick three count **
** The Triangle of Terror then celebrated outside the ring, while Camp Jelle ran down and beat up Simon Sez **
** After the attack, the Phantom sprayed a Triangle on Simon's back **
(Fireball Noah made is way out to ringside with a mic, and said he would officiate the match tonight, but that didn't mean he wouldn't kick Tiseo's ass if the opportunity arose)
The Phantom beat Carl Mr. Crazy by pin-fall in 0:14:14
** A chair shot from Bad Guy cost Carl the match **
(David Tiseo came out to watch the match, and said that if Noah came near him he would fire him on the spot, and anyone else who attacked him would get fired)
Non-Title Match
The Bad Guy pinned Mike Cahill with the The Edge in 0:17:10 (w/ Fireball Noah special referee)
** The mystery bodyguard attacked Mike Cahill when Tiseo distracted Noah, allowing the Bad Guy to hit his finisher for the win **
** After the match Tiseo nailed Fireball Noah with a chair and then struck Cahill with the bodyguard's help, and left saying that next week he wants Noah in the ring **
(I should of had a World Title shot after this because I did beat the World Champ, but Prez Tiz never gave me one.)
Steel Cage Intercontinental Title Match
The Bad Guy defeated VooDuu in 0:09:37
** Bad Guy retains the title **
Intercontinental Title Ladder Match
The Bad Guy vs. Carl Mr. Crazy
** 26 minutes have gone by **
The Bad Guy is on his way up.
Carl Mr. Crazy knocks over the ladder with a shoulderblock.
The Bad Guy goes for a short clothesline, but Carl Mr. Crazy counters it with a duck-down move.
The Bad Guy takes him down with an avalanche.
Danny Davis is back on the job.
The Bad Guy goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Carl Mr. Crazy counters it with a faceslam.
Carl Mr. Crazy executes an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Bad Guy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Carl Mr. Crazy executes a backdrop driver.
Carl Mr. Crazy executes the CrazyTime.
Carl Mr. Crazy tries to climb the ladder.
Carl Mr. Crazy is on his way up.
Carl Mr. Crazy is half-way up.
Carl Mr. Crazy is almost on top of the ladder.
Carl Mr. Crazy is in grabbing distance.
Carl Mr. Crazy has retrieved the belt.
** The winner is Carl Mr. Crazy. Time of match: 0:28:25. **
Dobby: At last. He's done it. Carl Mr. Crazy is the Intercontinental Champion, and Bad Guy can't believe it.
Mib: Well he's had that title for ages, so it's about time someone else had it.
Triple Threat Scaffold Match
Fireball Noah vs. Phantom vs. Jason Gatties
** 14 minutes have gone by **
Dobby: This match has been great, and Phantom is resting while Noah and Gatties are beating on each other.
Mib: Noah sets him up for a piledriver, but can't execute it.
Dobby: This is such a dangerous match, and to fall from twenty odd feet is gonna have a permanent effect on their future careers.
Mib: But Noah has won this type of match before, and could do it again.
Dobby: He's choking Gatties out, but Phantom from behind with a low blow, and Noah is about to go.
Mib: They both try and push him off, but Noah clings on for dear life, and he won't budge.
Dobby: And now Gatties and Phantom are going at it, and they both look like slipping.
Mib: And Gatties with a DDT, but Phantom is hanging on, while Noah gets up, Gatties is stamping on Phantom's hands, but he won't let go.
Dobby: Jason turns round, it's Noah, a devestating uppercut, Gatties goes flying, hanging on.
Mib: And Noah is in control, he starts stamping on both their hands trying to knock them off. This is a real nail biter, but can Noah knock them off the scaffold.
Dobby: And Noah now is just letting them get up, he wants to hurt them some more. They both get up, Noah charges, they all go flying, but no one falls. Noah starts hammering Phantom in the face, Gatties charges, Noah dodges, Gatties tries to keep his balance, he throws Phantom into him, both go flying, and Noah wins.
Mib: The fans are going nuts. Noah threw Phantom into Gatties, sending both men flying off the scaffold.
** The winner is Fireball Noah. Time of match: 0:21:20. **
(I quit after this point because the league was getting to stupid. The Prez went on to win the World Title which is fucking stupid. I also started to quit watching wrestling on tv as well, for the same reasons.)
The Bad Guy(19 Wins, 4 Losses and 3 Ties) 73% winning percentage
The Phantom(6 wins and 3 Losses) 66% winning percentage