| The Breezes Here's to the Breezes That flows through the Treeses And lift the girls' skirts above there kneezes And shows us the places that pleases And spreads diseases With skiezes and fleezes Oh Jesus...... What a snatch....... Down the Hatch! |
| Honor Here's to Honor Get Honor Stay Honor If you can't c*m in her C*m on her |
| Friends Here's to us Friends we will forever be But if one day we disagree F___ You! Here's to me |
| Us Here's to us And those like us And those that don't like us F___ YOU! |
| Cause I'm a member of the Highty Tighties! Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, Drunk Drunk last night, Drunk the night before Gonna drink like I never drunk before. I'm as happy, as happy as can be, Cause I am member of the Highty Tighties Oh there are not Highty Tighties in/at the ________, In/At the ______ Oh there are not Highty Tighties in/at the ________, In/At the ______ (insert verse) Oh there are not Highty Tighties at the ______ (Chorus) Verses The Point There all a bunch of qeers, sanitation engineers The Navy All up on there boats, drinking coffee and F___ing Goats The Marine Corps All up on the shores, making mama's out of whores The Coast Guard All a bunch of fags, smoking marijuana bags The Air Force All on their desk, having coffee and donuts The Corps All a bunch of slacks, Stab each other in the back Chorus Glorious Victorious, Hey 1 Keg of beer fo the 4 of us Saying Glory be to God That there are no more of us 'Cause each one of us could drink it all alone Damn near Pass the beer, To the rear, Of the squadron. |
| Feel Like SH__! My lips are shot My reed is split I broke my sticks I feel like SH__! _____ Its ____, ____, ____, that make you want to ___. In the Band, In the Band, In the Band, In the Band Its ____, ____, ____, that make you want to ___ . In the Highty Tighties of Virginia Tech. Beer - Cheer Wiskey - Frisky Rum - C*m Doobie - Sh__ Cold Mault Duff - F___ More to come as soon as I remember them. Please email me with help |
| Barnacle Bill, the Sailor I put my hand upon her ____ yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her ____ yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her ____ She said hey sailor _____________. Toe - your way to low Shin - your making me grin Knee - Thigh - your making me sigh Tw@t - your hitting the spot Belly T!ts - go back to my cl!t I put my d___ into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho I put my d___ into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho I put my d___ into her mouth She Said murhmurhmurh |
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| VMI SUCKS In the hills of Lexington In the fields of Rye Stands and old abondoned sh!t house Known as VMI All the walls are toliet papered Ashes on the floor, oooon the floor. All the guys are dirty bastards All their mothers are whores OH VMI SUCKS!!!! |
| Let's Hear It For the Bus Driver Let's hear it for the Bus Driver the bus driver (2) Let's hear it for the Bus Driver the driver of the bus He's Happy he's jolly And smells like a collie He Drinks and he Cusses And wrecks all the buses |
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