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| THIS IS MY WEIRD DREAM PAGE. I FIGURE WE ALL HAVE THESE SO I WILL TELL YOU SOME OF MINE. OR CALL IT THE DREAM PAGE. |
| Ok so I had this like totally weird dream. I was just a little kid at the time, but I figure everything is relevent so oh well. bear with me. Anyway there was this like huge spider and all these people were sitting on these computer chairs that were bright orange and they were rolling down the hill so fast, but of course no one crashed. Now you know that I am a psycho, but of course we already knew that fact. Ok now to the next dream. This was recent. Ok I am going to tell you this great dream. I was going to see my friend who I adore over at this workplace. There was all this stuff everywhere and I drove up in this really killer black corvette and I was wearing black leather with a white shirt, I kind of looked like this pirate chic. Next thing I know I am on a motorcycle in the same outfit but you can't see my face because I am wearing a helmet. But dude, this bike was so cool. New chrome and paint, etc. I walk into a bar and everyone turns and looks at me like they know me. I am like man I am glad I am not there right now. I hate that. Anyway, so I go there and my friends are there and it like Cheers dude. Where everybody knows you name. Then this guy, gorgeous as hell comes up and we are slow dancing. I am going, ya baby come to jomamma. I love this, then I am looking out on a balcony and we are standing together and for some psychotic reason I scale down the balcony right into an alligator farm. Which is really screwed up, but the alligators are so nice and we end up playing with these big old alligators like they are dogs. And this whole time I am thinking, where is my car dude? So I get into the car, next thing I know I am on a race track going 250 miles an hour,beat the record and win the race. And guess who I get to kiss, yep that guy from the bar. I wake up and I am thinking, what the hell was that all about. So I look it up. I think that dream books lie. I read it and all the good stuff means something bad and all the bad stuff means something good. So don't believe everything after all, this is only a dream. Sheesh... |
| Ok here is a thought for the week. Make sure to always set your alarm clock to the right time. I have been waking up at two, three, one, and then some due to alarm clock mayham. My alarm is set for two hours ahead, I don't touch it because it winds itself forward if I do. I know the boogie man is real because of this fact. It is possessed by something that does not want me to sleep at night. I know from experience this really happens. Why, because I have lived this way for about six months because I am too lazy to go out an buy a new alarm clock. If it goes off it is still good I figure. But between my dog and the alarm clock I am probably never going to sleep again as long as I am alive. My dog is Snoopy, but we call him Mr. Stinky for obvious reasons. I thought I was going to die two nights ago. But this is nothing new. I should open the door to my room, but then my dog eats the cat's food and the cat jumps on my door and meows yelling the most foul language a cat can muster at me for the violation of the Cat Meow Chow policy. Do Not and I repeat, DO NOT violate this policy, you will never be able to live with the consequences. Abby does not forgive and she holds grudges. It is said that the wicked shall never rest, this is me. Yep the wicked western psycho that I am I shall never sleep because of the fact that it is my destiny to suffer. So do not feel sorry for me. I love my pets, my son, and yes that four letter word WORK. I have friends I love there, and much more suffering that I will be glad to endure until I pass out in the middle of the day right in the middle of a conversation on the meaning of life. It will happen. Believe me, the meaning of life is to live it dude. Ok now lets get on with it and if rest does come I will die of shock. Then I won't have to worry about sleep again !!!!!!!!! mwahahahahaha. |
| Ok these are some quotes I made up. Laugh will ya! This is comedy. I am like the leaning tower of piza, I will bend a little, but don't expect miricles. If Jurassic Park is really a park, where are the picnic tables? Last quote from Benadict Arnold, "I didn't betray my countrymen, I really am a patriot." Eating and talking is rude, but ignoring me is worse. No I am not insane, I am just obsessed. Work is fun, unless you actually have to do something. No I really like that stain on your shirt, it matches the color of your eyes. My lips aren't dry, they are just waxing with the moon. Surfing on the web is better and safer then surfing with crabs. He really is my boyfriend, she just won't take rejection the way I want her to. Denial is just giving up, I never know when to quit. Yes I always wear my cloths this way, my washer won't fit in the quarter slot. No I didn't eat the whole thing, I left you the napkin. I love him so much that I just can't tell him, I might actually get a response. No my but isn't that big, that is just your depth perception disorder. Intellegence is a dying species, if it was on the endangered species list it would already be extinct you dodo. It is said that cockroaches cannot be killed by much of anything, do you think if we watched them long enough they would show us where the fountain of youth is? The similarities between animals and humans is that we don't know how to communcate in a logical peaceful way either, that is why when someone says they are going to wing-it the ducks run for cover. Ok I hope you had fun kiddies, nighty night. |
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