W_Stilwell

ME. EAT. CHOPSTICK.

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Alien fighting galactic space pirate will steal your mind control technology! Comes with choice of french fries or coleslaw. Grew up offworld, as a refugee of the human wars. Returned to earth, but still remembers big yellow moon. WARNING: Do not combine with other mind-affecting substances. Side effects include staying up to late, mild blushing or redness of the skin. Do not operate heavy machinery.