Assuming it would work perfectly, your ideal car would be:

Broken-in, comfortable, and black.
A restored classic.
Dependability is really all that matters..
Shiny, fast, and riced-the-fuck-out.
A Volvo.
Something that doesn't look out-of-place anywhere..maybe an old BMW or Benz.
Functional and efficient, but fast too. Perhaps a small pickup.
Something beat-up, loud, ugly, or indicative of your meager station in life.
New, economical, and stylish.

How do you go places?

Quickest route..I know exactly where I need to go.
I go wherever I feel like going, generally devoid of action, leaving myself to my thoughts, my car, and the road.
I enjoy the scenery.
I take a familiar way from one area to the next.
I cruise. Check me out, cruisin'.
Fast..as long as there aren't any cops around.
I go where i need to go, when I need to go there, and I don't waste any time.
I take routes that I've not taken for a while, or sometimes routes I've never taken.
I go to the places I know, and figure out the rest from there.

Which of these artists most appeals to you?

Metallica
Green Day
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Madonna
Bob Dylan
Pink Floyd
Johnny Cash
Tom Waits

Hitchhikers are:

In need of assistance. MY assistance.
Generally unsavory folk.
Good storytellers.
Poor-ass losers.
Learning a valuable lesson..probably.
Funny.
On drugs, in this neighborhood anyway.
Just like me.
Unlucky to have to walk so far.

Pick out a "Vanity Plate"

SMOKE-U
2-FADED
ONRIVER
V-COUVE
ONMYWAY
ILIKEIT
ONE-TWO
ONEZERO
HAVEFUN

You hate drivers who:

Pack the roads
Try to race you
Race each other
Don't drive fast enough
Cut you off
Make U-Turns
Don't want to race
Ride your ass and honk
Don't know how to take it easy